31^st October, 2018

*Baekhyun sends his 

Halloween mummy 

costume picture*

‘Gosh!’

‘You scared me!

 You made me throw 

my phone out of the bed,

 Oppa!’

‘Serves you right!’

‘How could you?’

‘How could I what?’

‘Look at another 

man like that?’

‘Oh not again…’

‘It’s drama, Oppa,

 D-R-A-M-A!’

‘I have my eyes on you.’

‘Oh please. 

My brother said that

 to me over a hundred 

times today, 

please don’t give me 

another headache.’

‘Maybe I should join him.’

‘Oppa!’

‘Today, right? 

Your drama’s gonna be

out today, right?’

‘Yes.’

‘What name again?’

‘Wait, hold on, 

I remember – don’t remind me.’

‘I really can remember it,

just give me a second.’

‘It’s Top Management,

 Oppa.’

‘Ah, Top Management,

that’s right.’

‘How’d the story go?’

‘You’re asking for spoilers

 from me when you’re the 

one who won’t give me any

 for your comeback, 

not even the month

 of the comeback!’

‘Ya, that’s because my

company won’t let us.’

‘Well sir, my “company” 

won’t let me spoil it as well.’

‘No kiss scene, right?’

‘Why would you care?’

‘I have to know!’

‘Why?’

‘Should I just call

your brother then?’

‘Oppa!’

‘I’m not a little girl anymore.’

‘That’s what you think.’

‘The world is a scary place, 

Hyeran-ah, and that’s why 

I have to protect you.’

‘Are you alright?

 Did someone hit you

 on the head or something?’

‘No.’

‘I miss you.’

‘A lot.’

‘Fighting. 

It’s going to be tiring for

 you starting from tomorrow.

 Sleep well. 

Eat well. 

Don’t forget to eat, 

forget about the diet.’

‘I didn’t lose weight on 

purpose this time, 

not really, I just lost weight

because of all the practice

sections we had.’

‘It must’ve been tiring…’

‘Not as tiring as this.’

‘What do you mean?’

‘Taking care of you – 

this is way more tiring 

than anything.’

‘Yes yes yes, 

whatever you say.’

‘Hyeran-ah.’

‘Yes?’

‘I saw her today.’

‘Are you alright?’

‘I don’t understand…

why I’m reacting like this.’

‘You know what I mean?’

‘Kinda…’

‘Anyway…’

‘Good luck on your new drama.’

‘And you, 

good luck on your comeback. 

I heard the news, 

quintuple million seller now, 

unbelievable!’

‘Yes well, 

we care more about 

our music really.’

‘Oh give me a break. 

Don’t tell me you didn’t

 smile reading the words 

“quintuple million seller”

 – I know you’re happy.’

‘Oh Oppa, 

what do you call yourself then?

If you guys get another million sales?

 Hextuple?

 Is that it?’

‘Dummy! 

There’s no such thing as hextuple!’

‘Then…what is it called?’

‘You got the -tuple part right.’

‘Now guess what goes in front.’

‘How? 

The reason I’m asking you

 is because I don’t know!’

‘Change one letter.’

‘In front.’

‘Change the H? Into what?’

‘S’

‘S? That makes it…

YA! 

Is that another dirty

 joke of yours?’

‘Hey! It’s real! Really! 

It’s really called tuple!

Google it if you want.’

‘Besides, you sounded like

I tell dirty jokes all the time. 

Well, I don’t!’

‘So you’re right…

what kind of genius

 gave it this name?’

‘Who knows?’

‘Oppa, you better go,

 your manager’s calling you.’

‘Did he text you again?’

‘Just go.’

‘Good night.’

‘Nighty night~’