30th April, 2019
Baekhera texting
30th April, 2019
‘So…you’re
gonna talk
about it?’
‘About what?’
‘Oh I don’t know,
maybe about
why you suddenly
drove to my house,
barged into my
room, hugged me
as you wailed
for half an hour
straight?’
‘Right…
that…’
‘Is everything alright?
You didn’t say
a word and I
didn’t want to
interrupt you…
then you just left.’
‘I’m fine…
just…
filled with emotions,
that’s all.’
‘"That’s all"?
That’s a great
deal of problem
you have there,
Oppa.’
‘I feel like it’s
the end, Hyeran,
the end of it…
the end of CBX,
the end of EXO…
I know it’s not
literally the end,
but I can’t help
but think of it
that way. I know
my fans will stay,
I know we’ll just
have to wait till
the enlistments are
over, but I can’t help
myself but think…
think about all
the ‘what if’ and
‘maybe’ that could
happen during this
period.’
‘My dear Oppa…
why didn’t you
just tell me?’
‘I can’t bring
myself to say
it in person.’
‘Well,
did it make you
feel better?
After letting out
your emotions?’
‘Yeah,
much better,
partially because
you were there.’
‘Thanks, Hyeran.’
‘If you ever need
a shoulder to cry
on again, literally,
you can come
find me anytime,
Oppa.’
‘Really?
Anytime?’
‘You know what
I mean – don’t
knock on my
bathroom door
when you feel
like crying in
the middle of
the night.’
‘I don’t do
knocking,
I prick locks.’
‘I know.’
‘But I know you
won’t really do it.’
‘By the way,
Oppa,
what is WRONG
with you? You
hardly came close
to winning in PUBG
in your past few
live broadcasts!
It’s so not like you.’
‘I know right?
I can’t believe
I failed to eat
chicken for that
many times.
I’m in serious
trouble, aren’t I?’
‘LOL, I guess?’
‘Ah, and I
saw the pics~’
‘Pics?
What pics?’
‘Your photobook,
PRESENT.’
‘Ah, those pics,
did you like them?’
‘Oh yes,
very much!
I never realized
Sehun Oppa can
look THIS HOT!
Oh,
and Minseok Oppa’s
eyes – they were
sharp and y~
And of course
there’s my baby
Kyungsoo Oppa,
the way he laughs
as he was thrown
into the air!’
‘Ya, Ji Hyeran,
I didn’t ask for
your admiration
to other members,
I was hoping you’ll
talk about me.’
‘You look great,
as always, Oppa.
You know I like
it when you look
down at the camera,
I love you in
that angle.’
‘Of course,
I’m born to
be on top.’
‘Excuse me?’
‘I said what I said.’
‘That’s it,
I’m ending
this conversation!’
‘Hyeran ah,
when will you take
me to all those cafes?
You promised me
you’ll take me there.’
‘When you’re
not so busy,
maybe.’
‘I hold on to those
words, I even
screen-captured it,
don’t you dare
say otherwise.’
‘Seeing how fast
you’re texting me
back, I suppose
your mood’s all
up now~ Take a
shower and rest
well, Oppa,
you smelt awful
when you came.’
‘It’s airplane’s
fault, not mine.’
‘You don’t smell
airplane-like,
you smelt…
like my brother
after a day of
teaching in the
martial arts academy,
sweaty.’
‘MANLY!
There is a difference,
young lady.
And don’t sound
like you don’t
smell yourself.’
‘How do I smell,
Oppa?’
‘You smell like…’
‘Pick your
words wisely,
young man.’
‘You smell like
bubble bath,
yes,
like bubble bath.’
‘LOL,
I’ve never had
a bubble bath
in my life!’
‘Why not?’
‘Waste of water.
Need to protect
the environment,
you know.’
‘Still,
it won’t hurt to
relax once in a while,
right?’
‘Ummm…nope.’
‘How about this,
Hyeran ah,
next time you
draw a bath,
we can both take it!
Not a waste anymore
if two of us take it,
right?’
‘Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
‘I meant take
it separately!
Girl, what crossed
your mind?’
‘I know exactly
what you intended
to imply, Oppa,
don’t think I don’t!’
‘You just exposed
how much you
want it to happen,
like I do.’
‘Dinner’s ready,
got to go. BYE!’
‘Did you like
my gift?’
‘Gift?
What gift?’
‘And suddenly
you don’t have
to have dinner?’
‘JUST ANSWER
ME OPPA,
WHAT GIFT?!’
‘Check your pocket,
I put it in when you
weren’t looking.’
‘The jacket I wore?’
‘Yes.’
‘OPPA WHY DIDN’T
YOU TELL ME
SOONER?
I PUT IT IN THE
WASHING MACHINE!’
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