25^th May, 2019

‘Hyeran ah, 

where are you?’

‘In bed.’

‘Which bed?’

‘LOL! 

Which do you think?’

‘Well…

sadly it’s not mine.’

‘I’m at home, 

my bed.

 What? 

Don’t tell me 

you’re outside now.’

‘Will you be

disappointed 

if I say no?’

‘I’d be worried 

more than 

disappointed.’

‘Worried? 

Why?’

‘Cause I’m 

home alone, 

and I might do

 something reckless

 if you’re outside.’

‘Damn it, 

I should’ve gone 

there tonight.

You should’ve 

told me you’re

alone!’

‘Don’t tempt me, 

Oppa.’

‘What will you

do to me if I

really am outside 

your place right 

now? Hmm?’

‘I’d invite you in,

 order pizza, 

and that’d be 

the end of my 

diet…’

‘Oh. 

Your diet…

I thought you 

meant something

else.’

‘What? 

You thought I 

meant…that?’

‘What’s “that” 

in your dictionary,

Hyeran ah?’

‘I’m not saying.’

‘Oh come on~’

‘I’ve said enough 

content,

it’d be fair if you 

take your turn.’

‘I…

I didn’t mean

 that…gosh,

 just the thought

 of it is making 

me blush…’

‘Have you been 

naughty, Hyeran?’

‘Of course not!’

‘Wait, 

what kind of

 “naughty” 

did you mean?’

‘Whatever definition

you have given to it. 

But I think I know.’

‘I hate you, Oppa! 

Stop teasing me!’

‘You call that teasing?

What about you, 

huh? 

You wishing him

a happy birthday 

on IG, like you 

want the entire 

world to know 

you’ve said your 

happy birthday

to him.’

‘You didn’t even 

LIKE my post when

it’s my birthday…’

‘I should be the one

that’s angry.’

‘But we spent 

a night together

 on your birthday, 

Oppa,

 don’t forget.’

‘So much of

“spent a night”…

I couldn’t even hug

you back then!’

‘Well,

 if you want,

 I can post one

 and just let you

 get another scandal.

 It’s super easy, 

but is that really 

what you want, 

Oppa?’

‘It’s times like 

this that I regretted 

being a celebrity.’

‘But we would've

 never met if you

 weren’t one. 

Think about it. 

Would we get 

a chance to meet

 each other if it

 weren’t for that

 drama? 

Would we be given

 that opportunity to

 star in that drama

 if we weren’t 

celebrities?’

‘I suppose not.’

‘So…

how’s your vlog

 coming?’

‘Every time I get

a new idea, 

it’ll somehow involved

having you being

part of it…’

‘Aigoo~ 

I hope things 

will work out

for you, Oppa, 

I really enjoy

 your vlog.’

‘Hyeran ah, 

want to come over

to my place?’

‘Again?’

‘Lay hyung is here, 

I just thought maybe

it’d be nice if you two 

could meet. 

You guys can talk

to each other in 

Chinese, 

that’d be cool.’

‘What if I like

 him more than 

you after I met him?’

‘Will you?’

‘I might.’

‘No you won’t.’

‘How can you tell?’

‘Because I’ll 

be watching

you like a hawk.’

‘As you were when

I was doing my 

PUBG broadcast.’

‘I do not watch 

you like a hawk!’

‘Yes you do! 

Because I’ve 

been interacting 

with my translator

more and more 

these days. 

You’re watching 

it to monitor 

“our relationship”, no?’

‘You overestimate 

your influence, 

Oppa.’

‘Oh really? 

Hmm, somehow 

my sixth sense

tells me otherwise.’

‘I might drop 

by if I feel like to. 

Shouldn’t you 

be asleep?’

‘I was, 

but I can’t sleep, 

you kept coming

to my mind.’

‘How do I look 

in your mind?’

‘Not sure I can

tell you.’

‘YA!’

‘Don’t you dare

 imagine those

 things, Oppa!

 I’ll kill you!’

‘I didn’t even

tell you! 

Or has your dirty 

mind already driven

you into thinking

those things,

huh Hyeran?’

‘Naughty girl.’

‘It’s not like you’ve

never fantasized me! 

Let’s be honest, 

we’ve both thought

about how it’s

gonna be.’

‘Oh I don’t know! 

GOOD NIGHT!

 I should never

 have answered 

your text at night!

 Every time we

 text at night you

 tend to steer it 

down that road.’

‘It’s not like

you didn’t help

me with it. 

And hey,

it’s night time, 

you realize how

hard it is for a 

single man, 

a man my age, 

a hot-blooded man, 

to stay calm in the

middle of the night?!’

‘So I’m helping 

you by distracting 

you via text,

 is that right?’

‘Yeah.’

‘Well I get it now.

 Next time you 

text me at night,

 I’ll just send 

you horror

 movie suggestions, 

that ought to 

do the job.’

‘I don’t get scared 

watching horror movies,

Hyeran.’

‘Liar~’

‘I don’t! 

I’m not scared 

of ghosts!’

‘Don’t fool me, 

Oppa,

 I watched that 

episode in EXO’s 

Showtime. 

I saw EVERYTHING.’

‘That was just 

for show.’

‘Your scream seemed 

pretty real to me.’

‘Speaking of which,

want to go to a ghost

house this Halloween?’

‘You’re suggesting

 us going out on 

Halloween already? 

That’s like, 

what, 

5 months away!’

‘Doesn’t hurt 

to plan earlier.’

‘I’ll have to

 think about it.’

‘Why? 

Scared?’

‘No…

I might have 

schedule then.’

‘Oh? 

New drama?’

‘Yeah, maybe.’

‘Good luck! 

I hope you make it!

We can run lines

together if you like.’

‘I’ve been wanting 

to do that, 

it’s just,

 you’re always

 so busy,

 Oppa.’

‘I’ll squeeze 

some time for 

you this year.’

‘Thanks~ 

Night, Oppa!’

‘Good night, 

Hyeran ah.’