25th December, 2018

'Thank your family

for having me over

this morning, 

the breakfast 

was amazing.'

'Why on earth

 did you come,

 Oppa?'

'Hey, 

your mum invited 

me, okay?'

'Why didn't 

you tell me?'

'It's a surprise!

My Christmas

gift to you.'

'Yeah right. 

You scared me 

to death this 

morning! 

The moment I 

opened my eyes 

you were there

 staring at me, 

I thought I was

 still dreaming!'

'Oh? 

So you dreamt 

about me?'

'I...'

'What's your 

dream about?'

'Did I kiss you

in your dream?'

'That's not

 the point!'

'The point is,

why can't you

just wait outside

my room and 

wait for me to

wake up?'

'Because I want

to see your 

pretty face, 

when you're

asleep.'

'You looked so 

beautiful this

morning, 

I almost

kissed you.'

'Was...

was that what 

you were going

 to do? 

Before I opened 

my eyes?'

'Yeah. 

You caught

me.'

'OPPA!'

'LOL,

just kidding! 

I told you, 

I won't kiss 

you unless 

you let me.'

'I always keep

my promise.'

'You know that.'

'You really 

didn't kiss me, 

right?'

'Sadly...'

'Good.'

'However, 

I did touch 

your hair.'

'Ya!'

'It was all 

over your face! 

I just brushed

it aside for you.'

'But of course,

even if your entire

face is buried 

under your messy

hair, you're still 

angel-looking 

to me.'

'You're so 

cheesy today.'

'Hey,

it's Christmas.'

'And I'm still

single this year,

because of you.'

'Liar.'

'It's true!'

'You must've 

practiced till 

real late 

last night.'

'What made 

you think so?'

'You washed 

your hair 

this morning.'

'You usually 

wash your hair 

before going

 to sleep, 

unless it's real

 late and you're

 super tired.'

'That was 

before...'

'Be careful

 tonight, your

 stage I mean, 

don't hurt

 yourself.'

'I'll take care.

Don't worry.'

'And you, 

are you going

to watch it?'

'I'll try.'

'You'll try?'

'I mean, 

I will.

 I promise.'

'That's better.'

'Gosh, 

I just don't 

understand why

 mum invited 

you though.'

'I guess it's 

because I once

said I missed 

spending Christmas

morning with 

my family...

they're not 

in Seoul so...'

'In Seoul, 

your mum 

is my mum~'

'Oppa, 

I don't plan

 to share my 

mum with you.'

'Oh? 

Then should I

just call her 

mother-in-law 

instead?'

'OPPA!'

'Why not?'

'You just said

I can't be your 

boyfriend, 

who said I can't 

be your husband, 

huh?'

'Oppa, 

you know why 

we can't.'

'Hyeran ah, 

at least on

Christmas day,

try to cheer 

me up.'

'Was my gift 

not enough

 for you?'

'You mean

the hug you

gave me before 

I left?'

'Yeah, 

that...'

'Well, 

that's 90/100. 

To get 100/100,

you should kiss 

me next time.'

'OPPA!'

'It's Christmas, 

Hyeran ah!'

'Not in a 

million years.'

'What about 

my gift to you,

Hyeran ah,

you like it?'

'I loved

 the dress, 

thank you. 

How did you 

know my size

 though?'

'I've hugged 

you a couple 

of times,

any idiot 

would know 

your size 

by now.'

'What?'

'I literally had to 

hug a mannequin 

to check.'

'You're hilarious! 

I know you're

 lying.'

'I'm not!'

'Oppa,

 I'm not dumb.'

'Fine. 

I asked 

your mum, 

happy now?'

'Look at you, 

always bragging~'

'I need to

go now, 

Hyeran ah,

talk to you later.'

'Have fun tonight, 

Oppa. 

Enjoy~ 

And next time, 

don't look at 

me when 

I'm asleep.'

'Why?'

'Because next time

 if I see you staring

at me when

 I wake up, 

I'll punch you. 

Don't say I 

didn't warn you.'

'I too know 

martial arts, 

Hyeran ah, 

don't forget.

If you punch me, 

I'll block you. 

Piece of cake.'

'If you block me, 

then I'll push 

you away.'

'If you push

me away, 

then I'll just 

have to pin

you down.'

'GOOD BYE!'

'Ya, 

Hyeran ah, 

I'm not 

finished yet! 

There's a lot 

more for me 

to do after 

pinning you

down.'

'Oppa, 

if you really 

want to do

 things like that, 

get a proper 

girlfriend already.'

'I want to,

but she kept

rejecting me.'

'Seriously, 

Oppa, 

go after

 someone else.'

'How can I? 

When I like you.'

'Aigoo, 

I'm blocking you!'

'Quit it,

Hyeran ah,

I don't see

this as a 

threat anymore.'

'I'll block 

you till next 

century!'

'I'd like to 

see you try.'

'Remember, 

I know your 

door code~'

'I've been 

working out

lately, don't 

tempt me girl.'

'I have no 

interest in your

 body whatsoever, 

save that for 

your fans.'

'Aren't you

my fan?'

'No,

 I'm your 

babysitter who 

makes sure you 

eat and sleep 

on time.'

'Okay~ 

Merry Christmas, 

my dear nanny~'

'Merry Christmas.

 Please grow 

up already.'

'You'd be surprised 

at how manly 

I can be if you

watch my 

performance tonight. 

Take a picture 

of you watching

the show tonight

– I'll be waiting.'

'Obsessive

 boy friend.'

'I am, 

aren't I?'

'But hey,

that's me.'

'Paying back, 

you're the one

who kept checking

on me and making

sure I sleep early.'

'Ya! 

That was for

 your own good!'

'Got to go,

my manager's

calling me.'