Chapter 1

Why would you do this (Stan Pledis!)

Seungcheol has created Stan Pledis!

Seungcheol has added Youngmin, Jonghyun, Dongho, Minki, Jeonghan, Jisoo, Junhui, Soonyoung, Wonwoo, Jihoon, Seokmin, Mingyu, Minghao, Seungkwan, Hansol, Chan, Nayoung, Minkyung, Kyungwon, Eunwoo, Yebin, Jieqiong, Yewon, Sungyeon, Siyeon and Kyla

Seungcheol: Hello everyone!

 

Jeonghan: The , Cheol?

 

Nayoung: Why am I here?

Nayoung: Why is Pristin included in this?

 

Yebin: Keep your gay Nu'Venteen mess to yourselves

 

Junhui: Huh

 

Wonwoo: why.

 

Seungkwan: Hyung not again

 

Youngmin: ????

 

Jieqiong: This is great and all but I have trainees to help out

 

Jonghyun: Seungcheol? What is this?

 

Chan: Oh okay

 

Minghao: Ughhhhhhh no

 

Minkyeong: What

 

Seokmin: Hi!!!

 

Jisoo has changed user Seokmin 's username to Sunshine

 

Seungcheol: Our very own Pledis group chat for all our family bonding needs!

 

Jihoon: Dad no

 

Minki: I agree

Minki: Not the dad part though

 

Soonyoung has changed user Seungcheol 's username to Dad

Jonghyun has added Minhyun

Jonghyun has changed user Minhyun 's username to Minnie 

 

Jeonghan: I thought you weren't supposed to contact the people in Wanna One?

 

Minnie: Nah, everyone breaks that rule anyway

Minnie: Daehwi and Woojin talk to their BNM hyungs and Jisung and Daniel talk to all the other MMOs

Minnie: Sungwoon texts Taehyun a lot and so does Guanlin with Seonho

 

Minki: Minhyun!!!!

 

Aron: It's Minhyunnie!

 

Dongho: We miss you, Minhyun

 

Minnie: <3

Minnie: I miss everyone too

Minnie: Everyone in Wanna One is nice but none of you guys are there

 

Yewon: Hello sunbaes!

Yewon: Could someone kindly explain what this all is?

 

Siyeon: ^^

 

Jeonghan: Well

Jeonghan: Blame Seungcheol

Jeonghan: You also don't have to call us sunbae, that's unnatural

 

Dad: I second the abolishing of sunbae

Dad: A few years ago we were all trainees together and Siyeon's been here forever

Dad: Anyway, I made this group so everyone in our company could have some quality family bonding time, you know?

 

Hansol: Dad

Hansol: Stop.

 

Yewon: Okay!

Yewon: Hello oppas, unnies and Sungyeon and Siyeon and...

 

Nayoung: Oh no

Nayoung: She really misses Kyla so every time she's mentioned she starts crying.

 

  Siyeon has changed user Nayoung 's username to Single Mother

 

Sungyeon: Come here Yewonnie 

Sungyeon: It's okay, Kyla will come back and we'll be Pristin properly with all 10 members

 

Mingyu: This is going to sound really bad

Mingyu: But what happened to Kyla?

 

Seungkwan: How can you not know what happened with Kyla?

 

Minkyeong: She's been having issues

Minkyeong: Stuff with her brother and also people on the internet aren't nice

 

Kyungwon: So Pledis sent her on a "Health Leave"

 

Sunshine: Awww

Sunshine: Poor Kyla

Sunshine: Is she okay?

 

Single Mother: Honestly, we don't know

Single Mother: We try our best to keep in touch with her but she seems busy and there's a time difference

 

Eunwoo: Sometimes it's like she doesn't want to say either

Eunwoo: Which is alright, but we just want to help her

 

Soonyoung: Uhh

Soonyoung: Maybe this is bad timing, but when is Pristin getting a comeback?

 

Minkyeong: Don't worry about it, it's not good to talk about Kyla too much

Minkyeong: And hopefully, soon

 

Jieqiong: There was something going on in the company, talk of a unit?

 

Eunwoo: Jieqiong I miss youuuu

 

Jieqiong: Aww <3

Jieqiong: I miss you too bb!

 

Youngmin: More?

Youngmin: Somebody explain please.

 

Minki: Of course Aronnie hyung is confused

Minki: Honestly though, straights are weird

 

Single Mother: It isn't that complicated for us really

 

Eunwoo: As we've established

Eunwoo: Jieqiong is mine (don't even try, I know she's pretty)

 

Yewon: Sungyeon is my girlfriend!

Yewon: Right Sungyeonnie?

 Sungyeon has changed user Yewon 's username to Pure

Sungyeon: Of course, Yewonnie <3

 

Yebin: And mine's Minkyung

Yebin: That's really all for us

 

Seungkwan: Hahaha, how cute

Seungkwan: Only 3 ships

 

Hansol: The sassy one is mine

Hansol: I like him though

 

Hansol has changed user Seungkwan 's username to Boo

Seungkwan has changed user Hansol 's username to Sollie

 

Sunshine: Jisoo hyung!!

 

Jisoo: Yes?

 

Sunshine: This is my boyfriend!

 

Jisoo: Awww

Jisoo: Isn't he just

Jisoo: S O  C U T E 

 

Chan: Is Jisoo hyung okay?

 

Jeonghan: Ehh

Jeonghan: He'll be fine

Jeonghan: Anyway, the old man who made this mess is my boyfriend (husband) and I regret my life choices

 

Jihoon: Yeah hyung

Jihoon: Why would you do this

 

Soonyoung: And since nobody else wants to talk, I'll just do a summary

Soonyoung: There's the parents, Jisoo hyung and Seokmin, the 98 liners, China line, Mingyu and Wonwoo

Soonyoung: And Channie's too young to date

 

Junhui: COUGHSoonyoungCOUGHandCOUGHJihoonCOUGHCOUGH

 

Jeonghan: Dino

 

Chan: Oh no

 

Jeonghan: Dino nugu aegi? 

 

Chan has left the chat

Jeonghan has invited Chan

Jeonghan has changed user Chan 's username to Channie

Channie has changed user Jeonghan 's username to Mother

 

Channie: Happy?

 

Jonghyun: We're pretty straightforward

Jonghyun: Me and Minhyun, Minki and Dongho

 

Minki: And Aron hyung is straight

Minki: Because why wouldn't he be

 

Minghao: It's okay, Channie's pretty sure he's straight too

Minghao: (Just between us, let them decide they'll be slightly inferior)

 

Channie: :(

 

Mingyu: It's okay, we still love our maknae!

 

Minnie: aehufnjvffdwhieugvrhndkc

 

Jisoo: Minhyun? 

Jisoo: Is he okay?

 

Minnie: I love and cherish the kids

Minnie: Love and cherish**

Minnie: What the

Minnie: H A T E ***

 

Single Mother: ??

 

Dongho: The Wanna One kids again?

 

Jonghyun: Probably

Jonghyun: Just give him a second

 

Minnie: I hate the pink sausages

 

Jieqiong: ajdsjhfbuwhbcnweriuefcnjeifrgwewefhbwefrguwefHELPPPPP

Jieqiong: help

 

Single Mother: What happened

 

Eunwoo: Are you okay??

 

Jieqiong: I'm not sure

Jieqiong: I'm getting war flashbacks

 

Kyeongwon: Ohhhh

 

Sungyeon: Unnie, are you filming Idol Producer?

 

Jieqiong: Yes

 

Yebin has changed user Jieqiong 's username to War Flashbacks

 

Junhui: I have a friend in Idol Producer

Junhui: His name is Zhu Zhengting!

Junhui: I forced my whole group to watch it to support him

Junhui: You guys should too!

 

User Junhui changed username to Vote for Zhengting

 

Jieqiong: Oh, the one from Yuehua ent

 

Dongho: Yuehua?

Dongho: There were Yuehua trainees in Produce 101 too

 

Minnie: Yeah

Minnie: Hyungseob's friends with Woojin

 

Minki: There were also Euiwoong?

 

Jonghyun: I remember Justin, he was the one I wanted to adopt

 

Junhui: My friend was there too

Junhui: I think he went by Jung Jung?

 

Minnie: Ohhhhhhh

 

Jonghyun: Isn't that the cute sunshiny boy who does flips?

 

Junhui: He's like, one year younger than you

 

Dongho: No way. 

 

Jieqiong: This is traumatic why did our company think this would be okay

 

Siyeon: Just between us

Siyeon: Pledis is a

 

Jihoon: ^^

 

Minghao: Says the ones the CEO likes

 

Jihoon: Yeah that's why we say it instead of you because we wouldn't get in trouble, would we now, Siyeon?

 

Siyeon: As an intellectual once wrote in our debut song

Siyeon: Annyeong, I'm our house's princess!

 

User Siyeon changed username to Pledis Princess

 

Minki: Add Jonghyun to the list too

 

Minnie: True After School would protect him from anything

 

Jonghyun: I don't doubt they wouldn't

Jonghyun: But I'm quite sure After School are locked away in the basement

Jonghyun: Don't want to end up there so I'll be playing safe

 

War Flashbacks: Back to my story, please and thank you

 

Eunwoo: Kindly shut up so Jieqiong can tell her story please

 

War Flashbacks has changed user Eunwoo 's username to Best Girlfriend

 

War Flashbacks: So the third elimination just happened

War Flashbacks: And I was reminded of how by then

War Flashbacks: Kyeongwon and Minkyeong and Siyeon and Yebin were all eliminated

 

Kyeongwon: They literally slept on me like wtf

 

Minkyeong: They gave me a F originally like what did I even do wrong??

 

War Flashbacks: And there was me Nayoung unnie and Eunwoo

War Flashbacks: And then Eunwoo got eliminated too

 

Best Girlfriend: Ugh that was a horrible year 

 

War Flashbacks: I'm getting war flashbacks

 

Pledis Princess: Well now we're all getting war flashbacks

Pledis Princess: I did not train for 7 whole year in Pledis just to have them give me a B

 

Minnie: I'm stuck here now and everyone else is 

Minnie: But it could have been worse

 

Dongho: I thought Jonghyun would get in but something clearly happened and who knows what

 

Minki: Seventeen

Minki: You guys don't know how lucky you are

 

Dad: I went to go see you guys

Dad: And Samuel was there too

 

Mother: My child Samuel

 

Channie: I miss him too :(

 

Minnie: Oh yeah

Minnie: It was slightly weird to see him

 

Dongho: Good for him though he gets a good company that cares about him

Dongho: Meanwhile we're here stuck with Pledis

 

Minnie: Count your blessings

Minnie: I also have to deal with Stone Music

 

Jonghyun: Poor Minhyunnie :(

 

Minnie: Ughhhh he's so precious

 

Minnie has changed user  Jonghyun 's username to  Onibugi

 

Boo: Hyung WHYYYYYYY

 

Sollie: You okay Kwannie??

 

Boo: No.

 

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Excuse my bad formatting, I copied it from AO3 where I wrote it. 

My Tumblr is @multifandom-char for anyone who wants to send me requests or just talk and be friends! If I do forget to have parts for some members (besides Kyla) do let me know, it's hard to keep track of 28 people and if nobody reminds me I'm going to forget the members I like less so please do!!
 
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Werewolfchild
#1
Im rootin for napink!
A2 #2
Chapter 1: I want to see more. I hope you update!
Jeonayeon
#3
Sunghana (sungyeonxyehana)
Napink (nayoungxpinky)
Naminky (nayoungxroa)
Minkyebin (roaxrena)
Siwoo/xiwoo (siyeonxeunwoo)
Yula (yuhaxkyla
Tr-LY0607 #4
SungYewon (SungyeonxYehana)
NaPink (NayoungxPinky/Kyulkyung)
MinkYaebin (Roa/MinkyungxRena/Yaebin)
^^ for Pristin
MIslander4 #5
2hyun I always thought Minhyun as the mom and Jr the dad(even though I ship Jren more). Pristin i reallyy only know PinkyxNayoung. Seventeen Scoupsx Jeonghan is a popular one.
erlyshijung
#6
This is great. I used to be a Love and now I'm a Carat. Pristin is one of my fav girl group too, and AS was one of the group that brought me into KPop world. I love Pledis Artists. I love your idea
I love 2hyun, Roa and Rena is my bias (but I don't know much about shipping in Pristin)
And finally Soonhoon trash here, Jicheol shipper too.. But I prefer bromance not bl.
Looks like I said too much wkwkwkwk
Anyway, I'm just very excited with this one
IheartZone #7
Would it be cool if other group ships can be either as couples or siblings( like SVT X pristin, SVT x Nu'est or etc?)