Chapter 8

My Huswife Gone Mad!

 

Ewons eyes get double their original size and slowly he turns to Taecyeon "What did you just called me?

"Wonnie!" Taecyeon says smiling at him

"Oh my God!

"Why? Because we fought a little, earlier?" Taecyeon says and gets closer to them "All married couples clash some times...those are also signs of love, right Junho?"

"Aah, really?" Junho asks

"Come on now, don't be mad at me!" Taecyeon says 

Ewon starts to walk away from him "Don't come closer to me, please!"

"Wonnie!?"

"I'm not your 'Wonnie' sir!"

"Nichkhun said that the first symptom of unstable nerves is amnesia!" Taecyeon says to himself "It's me honey, Taecyeon!"

"Tyrant!"

"Tyrant!? I will be no more, I'll change, you'll see how sweet I can be...anything you want!"

"You'll be sweet!?" Ewon asks

Taecyeon nods "And tender!

"Don't do that!" Ewon says it like a threat glaring at him

"I won't have peculiarities either, I'll cut them completely and we'll crook all the paintings on the walls, they'll also look good like that!"

"Taecyeon!"

"And the phone line, do it any way you want, it's not worth fighting for a single phone line!"

"You like the phone on the floor!?" Ewon asks shocked

"You can even say that it attracts me!"

"What did they do to you!?

"I'm telling you I changed!"

"And how did it happen so fast?" Junho asks

"Don't ask, don't ask!" Ewon answers

"Ewon, will you do me a favor?"

"What?

"I don't wanna see ANYTHING neat in this house, let's mess everything up!" Taecyeon says and goes to mess the paintings some more

"How could I be so stupid, not realise anything...he had a relationship all this time...I'm loosing my man and I didn't even suspect anything!? I'm the moron who's sleepwalking all this time!" turns to Junho "You! Junho, won't 'Chansung come to get you?'"

"No!" Junho answers

"What!? Sweetheart didn't you said earlier that 'Chansung will come to get you!'" Ewon says emphasizing his words

"Untill Chansung gets ready it..."

Ewon pins him down on the armchair and whispers angrily "Yah, stupid, did you forgot what I told you earlier!?"

"Ah yes, yes...I should be going now!" Junho stands up, Ewon grabs his jacket and hat and gives them to him

"Junho, why don't you stay and have dinner with us?" Taecyeon asks

"He can't, because his husband's waiting for him and we shouldn't have our good husbands to wait!" Ewon says "Now sit down!" and Taecyeon sits on the couch

"Goodnight, bye bye!" Junho says and opens the door to leave

"Go to your husband...go to your GOOD husband!" Ewon says and closes the door

"Wonnie, look what I got for you!" Taecyeon says and takes out a small bottle out of his jackets pocket "They're drops, to calm you down! For your nerves!" and puts the bottle on the table

Ewon makes a 'You got to be kidding me' face "My nerves don't need medicines!"

"No it's not a medicine, it's so you can sleep better!"

Ewon looks at him strangely "...You have to put me to sleep?"

"No, it just helps you to calm down!"

"Why yeobo, do I look upset, God's mercy, I have no problem sweetheart...how did you get to that conclusion so sudenly, I'm very calm..." Ewon says and takes two glasses and the bottle with the wisky from the living room bar "...don't worry about me, no matter how much they try to put me to sleep, I always have my eyes open, WIDE open!" Ewon says with hidden meaning

"Now listen here!" Taecyeon raises his voice not liking Ewons tone

"Yes!?" Ewon does too

"No, listen here!" Taecyeon repeats calmly this time "I'm only looking after you!"

"No need to sweetheart, I don't wanna drink some drops!" Ewon says and sits down next to Taecyeon and puts the glasses and the bottle on the table

"If you don't wanna, then you don't have to!"

"That's right!"

"What, we'll drink!?"

Ewon purs their glasses with wisky "Shouldn't we drink a glass, shouldn't we celebrate it? You came so sweet in the house after so many years! A single glass, let's give it a name, 'The Glass of Peace' cheers!

"Cheers, you shouldn't drink to much, you haven't eaten since morning, it might bother you!"

"Don't worry yeobo, I have stocked here yesterday's dinner!" Ewon says pating his stomach and stands up and starts to walk "You see Taecyeon honey, lately I have developed a problem...about grouses!" drinks from his glass

"About grouses!?" Taecyeon asks suprised not knowing where that come from

"They have this weird flaping...those grouses!" Taecyeon nods in agreement thinking about it "They flap over here, flap over there, flap over here, flap over there!" Ewon walks behind the couch and stops behind Taecyeon making a slaping motions with his hand behind Taecyeons head "Flap flap flap, flap flap flap!" Leans on Taecyeon "Like they're trying to deceive you!"

"Haha...huh?" Taecyeon didn't got it

"Haha...hah!" Ewon goes to sit back next to Taecyeon "Well you know, what I think? That those grouses, the way they flap, look a little like the husbands, don't you agree?" drinks from his glass

"Oh, I see, you got drunk!" Taecyeon says finding this conversation amusing now

"Of course I got drunk, sure why not? You must have some sort of relation with 'Abdul Hamid'!"

"Haha...With 'Abdul Hamid'!? Ok whatever you say!​" Taecyeon says amused but his amusement didn'd last long

"The one who had the thousand wives in his harem!" Ewon looks directly in his eyes

"Ah...him?" Taecyeon laughs nervously now

"What am I saying...thousand wives my yeobo..." Ewon pats gently on Taecyeons head "...here he has only one and he can't even handle him!"

"Now please, go to sleep cause you got dizzy!"

"No, I'm completely fine, I'm not dizzy at all...I'll bring you some peanuts!"

"Yes, do that!"

"You want some peanuts?"

"Yes, I do!"

"You shouln't be drinking it straight, it will bother you!" Ewon stands and turns to go to the living rooms bar

Taecyeon puts down his glass and quickly grabs the drops to put in Ewons glass

Ewon reached the bar and took out a small bowl for the peanuts and a small package with peanuts and he starts to sing 'My dear Hubby, how I like to look after!' Ewon puts some peanuts to the bowl 'Darariraaahhh' when he closes the package he sees from the bar's mirror Taecyeon puting some drops to his glass 'Lalalalahahahaha!' once Taeyeon finished he quickly put the small bottle back and pretends like nothing happened Ewon took that as a que so he took the bowl with peanuts and turned to go back completely unaware of the situation "Taec, you hear me sweetheart? It's amazing...there are some people in this world that think that they can fool you right in front of your eyes!" Ewon says and sit's next to Taecyeon

"I'm sorry, I didn't get that?"

"Nothing baby, I'm talking in general, to have an academic discussion..." puts the bowl on the table "...wich one's my glass?"

"This one!

"Isn't it this one?" Ewon tries to takes Taecyeon's glass

"Nono, it's this one!" Taecyeon points at the druged glass

"This one? This one's murky!" Ewon takes the glass and brings it to his eye level watching it carefully

"What murky!? It's as clear as a diamond!" Taecyeon tries to convince Ewon

"Really?"

"Yeah hurry up and drink it because I'm busy!"

"What busy, honey?" Ewon asks holding the glass

"I have a...meeting with the american tobacco factory owner!"

"He left yesterday!" Ewon reminds him

"No he didn't!"

"He stayed! He liked it here, South Korea! Yeah!" Ewon brings the glass closer to his mouth to dring it but stops "Bring me a Pespi, yeobo, I can't drink it like that!" Puts the glass on the table "I'll refill your glass, we'll drink it and then I'll go to lay down, I'm getting tired!"

"Now, I'll bring the Pepsi, you'll drink it and go to sleep, ok?"

"Yes honey, yes yeobo...you're so determined to put me to sleep tonight!"

"I wanna see you sleep so I can leave!" Taecyeon says and goes to the kitchen

"Yeah...only you won't put me to sleep, sweetheart..." Ewon grabs Taecyeons glass and fills his wisky to Taecyeon's glass "...that, I promise you!" and put Taecyeon's glass on the table while still holding his own now empty glass and makes a sleepy face

Taecyeon returnes from the kitchen "Here is you Pepsi!~" sits next to Ewon, puts the Pepsi on the table and notices Ewon's empty glass "You drank it!?"

"I did, I did!" Ewon says with a sleepy voice "Aah~ it brought me a drowsiness..." Taecyeon puts his arm around Ewon's shoulder with a devious expression "...I was just sitting and suddenly this drowziness hit me out of nowhere...why am I so sleepy?" Ewon pretends to barely stay awake

"I told you, you haven't eaten anything and it will bother you...you didn't listen to me!"

"That's right, I don't eat anything lately...I'm only skin and bones! Baby, won't you drink yours?"

"Of course, I will!" Taecyeon takes his glass and drinks it

"All of it so it can hit you!" Ewon says to himself

Taecyeon puts his empty glass on the table "Are you happy now?"

"Ooooh, so much...but this sleepiness is so horrible!"

"So what?"

"It's horrible!"

"Come on, sleep now!"

Ewon leans closer to Taecyeon "Sing me a lullaby!"

Taecyeon starts to sing a lullaby and Ewon pretends to fall asleep on his shoulder "Ewon? Wonnie? You're asleep?" Taecyeon puts Ewons head gently on the couchs arm and stands to make a phone call

Ewon opens an eye and looks at Taecyeons actions with dissaproval on his face 

"Yoboseyo, I would like to speak to Minjun-shi please!!!" Taecyeon puts his hand on his mouth when he realised that he was too excited and spoke loud

Ewon pretending to sleep tries to listen 

"It's me, don't leave, stay right where you are ok? I'll be right there!" He turns to look at Ewon "So we could reach an agreement about the tobacco, understood?" Taecyeon said just in case Ewon was still conscious, hoping that Minjun would understand the meaning, but he didn't "Understood you moron!?" Taecyeon shouts and hungs up with force

"Who's shouting...who's shouting!?" Ewon pretends to wake up startled and gets to a sitting position

Taecyeon runs to his side "Nono, no one's shouting! You must had a bad dream!

"I had a bad dream...I was 'Cinderella' but the glass shoe didn't fit me!"

"Oh really!?" Taecyeon holds Ewon in his arms

"Tell me the fairy tale from the beginning!" Ewon says and puts his hand under Taecyeons chin waiting

"Once upon a time..." Taecyeon says and his head falls forward on Ewon hand

Ewon puts his glass on the table and uses his now free hand to push Taecyeons head on the couches arm, he dust off his hands, stands up and turns to the sleeping Taecyeon "Sleep tight my love...your wheel of fortune just turned for the worst!" Ewon says and goes to the kitchen to have his dinner with Jay 

 

 

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babikhun
#1
Chapter 12: let the real game begin, very interesting. now I wanna know how taec will react ;)
and woo believing his khunnie? really? please update soon ^^
babikhun
#2
Chapter 10: I missed this funny read, welcome back :)
taeckhun are so funny too, but who‘s really the one with vic? poor woo and ewon to have these two, still haven‘t seen how grandpa channie is ;)
thanks for the update, will be waiting for the next :)
babikhun
#3
Chapter 7: oh my god she wants taec, poor ewon, was supposed to be helping woo, now what‘s gonna happen :(
can‘t wait for the next update ^^
babikhun
#4
Chapter 6: taecyeon and the phone line irritate me, I feel bad for ewon, and khun wth is wrong with woobaby to think of vic.
btw I think khun is more averge to tall not short
babikhun
#5
Chapter 4: this is so funny to read, I loveeee it, Ewon and woo are so cute, hope their plan works ^^
babikhun
#6
Chapter 1: sounds interesting, but I think chansung is 37 lol