Guys I'm so sorry for being away for so long, I just moved to a new appartment with 2 roomates and everything was chaotic, I finally settled down...thank you all for being patient, after this chapter I will go back to check my chapters and correct my mistakes and also add some things, I promise to finish this story!

3 Days Later

Taecyeon is sitting on the couch, calculating some checks

Jay closed the door, put the bags he just received near the stairs and went to Taecyeon "Another one!" gives him the check

"What!? Another check?" Taecyeon asks suprised

"Hats and caps! 7 all together, including this one on me!" Jay says pointing at his new cap "Master Ewon said he wants to be trendy!"

"This is not funny anymore!" Taecyeon says upset

Jay went to fix their new carpet

"The Dr. , call the Dr. immediatelly!" 

"Did you get upset because of the hats?" Jay asks 

"None of your business...you call the Dr. for me now...tell him to come down as fast as he can!"

"In a minute master Taec...this carpet is tricky to fix!" Jay still tries to fix the carpet

"Where's your master?"

"He hasn't returned yet!" Jay says and opens the door to go upstairs to get Nichkhun

Taecyeon gets up from the couch to make a phone call "Hello...Jongkook, how's the cigarette production going? No, I won't come today! Listen Jongkook, I need you to prepare some cash for me...I need them for some personal expenses...get me around 600.000-700.000won...ne ne...yeah I got caught up by debts!" Hangs up the phone "Even the accountant makes fun of me now!" 

The front door opens and Jay comes in and says loudly "Mister Doctor!!!"

A messy Nichkhun enters and spots Taecyeon who goes to sit back on the couch

"Come over here Nichkhun!"

Nichkhun walks toward Taecyeon and notices that he wears his medical robe backwards and takes it off to wear it normaly while Taecyeon puts the shopping checks on the table so Nichkhun could see them

"What are those? Bills!?" Nichkhun asks

Jay takes his dust feather and starts to clean around

"Yeah...you see what kind of shopping fever he got lately? Socks, pants, shirts, coats, shoes, hats, body and facial creams...!" Taecyeon takes a particular bill and hands it to Nichkhun "Look at this one!"

Nichkhun takes it and reads it "Dress and Veil!...Ewon bought this!?"

"No, I'm gonna start wearing a dress and veil! 

"Why would Ewon buy that?"

"I don't know and I'm really scared to ask!" Taecyeon stands up and walks to the stairs to show Nichkhun "3 expensive paintings from France been replaced by these 3 atrocities!" 1-2-3 

"What the!?"

"What do they represent?" Taecyeon asks

"I don't know!"

"And I'm asking you...Is it possible for a person in their right mind to buy these paintings?"

"Ewon bought those too!?"

"Yes he did! Move to the next one!" Taecyeon walks near Nichkhun and turns him around "Look the the ugly heads on the wall!"

Nichkhun is shocked right now

Taecyeon turns him around again "The alien statue near the door!"

"Oh my God!!!" Nichkhun suprised cause he didn't see it when he entered 

"Last night I got down to go to the kitchen for some water, I see it and I pissed my pants! And it's not even the highlight!"

"It's not!?" Nichkhun asks shocked because he cannot imagine something worse than that

"Nope...you're stepping on it!" Taecyeon says and points at Nichkhun's feet

Nichkhun looks down and jumps up suprised "Holy , is this thing alive!?" Nichkhun steps away from the carpet and sits down on the couch to calm down

"I've been stepping on it since morning and there was no reaction so I think it's dead!" Taecyeon goes close to Nichkhun "An all these bills...and I ask you again...as a scientist you told me not to go against his whims because his nerves are unstable!"

"Of course!"

"I didn't...but what are all this? Are these actions of a sane person?" 

"Now wait a minute, calm down a little...don't get upset!"

"Do I look upset!?" Taecyeon shouts, clearly upset

"What did he do? I mean he just bought some things, it's not something shocking!" Nichkhun says and checks the bills

"Nichkhun, he is not in his right mind!"

"Why, cause he makes you pay the bills?"

"No, of course not, thank God, I got too much money to care about that!"

"Then what is the problem?"

Jay goes upstairs to continue cleaning the upper floor

"I'm loosing my huswife, bro, he changed completely!"

"Not at all brother...since I'm the one who takes care of him like a scientist!"

"Who's taking care of who?" Taecyeon got confused now

"I, take care of Ewon! He hasn't shown any signs of mental anomaly!"

"But that's the weird part...he doesn't show signs if front of you...he doesn't show signs in front of other people...but  when we're alone...he does and says things that a normal person wouldn't!"

"Is that so?" Nichkhun ask finding the subject interesting

"Hey Khun!"

"Yeah?"

"I was thinking that...could he be faking his mental instability?"

"No no no, I beg your pardon but no, it's impossible, I as a scientist cannot agree with you!" Nichkhun stands up and walks past Taecyeon

"Well tell me scientist...how can you explain those things?" Taecyeon asks

Nichkhun opens his mouth to say something scientific but can't think of anything "I have no idea what to tell you!" his final conclusion

"Some great scientist YOU are!...Unless..." Taecyeon get close to Nichkhun 

"Yeah?"

"Unless he's trying to fool me!"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean...he does all those things to confuse me!"

"That couldn't be impossible!" 

"See?" Taecyeon says and sits on the couch

Nichkhun after thinking say "...You know Taec, someone in love is capable to make up stories to keep the person they love!"

"There...you said it yourself!"

"Of course...Professor OHpple...!"

Taecyeon makes a weird face at the sound of the name

"...Doctor in Zurich, has made studies on that subject...!"

"Let that Ohpple dude alone, I don't like the sound of that name, it makes me wanna puke...how we deal with Ewon?"

"I was getting to the good part!"

Taecyeon stands up "You know, I wouldn't be suprised if he entered the house on a 'Vespa'!"

"On a 'Vespa'!? And you suspect that he's faking it?"

"How can I know?"

"It's easy to find out!"

"How, bro, what way!?"

"Well, I'll tell him that with his actions, you start to get upset too...like you're getting mentally upset too!"

"Ah, so I'm becoming a lunatic too!"

"Yeah!"

"Great, we turned my house into a mental one! Great idea!" Taecyeon say mockingly and sits on the stool of the piano on the corner

"Don't worry in terms of health, you're a bull!"

"Thanks alot!"

"But Taec if your huswife truly loves you, then hell be shocked and will stop this game, he won't be pretenting to be a lunatic, do I make myself clear?"

"Crystal creal!"

Jay is listening everything from the upper floor while pretents to clear

"Although my personal opinion is that this situation is because of a transitional effervescence!" Nichkhun says proudly

"Oh really...and why didn't you said it all this time?...What the hell does that mean?"

"Well according to Professor OHpple..." 

"Don't say that name, I'm gonna puke!"

"...Ewon is trying to create a new entity, that looks pleasant to you, got it? He renewed his closet, the furnitures, the paintings, everything!"

"And acts like a lunatic?"

"Why, isn't mine acting like a lunatic too? And I inform you that mine is worse!"

"Wooyoung?"

"Wooyoung! Do you know jealous he gets?"

"Get outta here!"

"I am not kidding...don't talk for a minute..." Nichkhun says and turns around and looks up to Jay

"Diriraraaaah...!" Jay sings pretenting to clean the dust from the paintings of the upper floor

"What are you doing up there!?" Nichkhun asks loud and sternly

Jay looks down to him all innocent "Cleaning up!"

"Can't you see that we have a conversation? Go back to your room!" Taecyeon shouts angry

"Can't you see that we have a conversation? Go back to your room!" Nichkhun repeats

"Ok I got it...you don't have to glaoigh like that!" Jay says in unpleasant voice (glaoigh-irish word for shout) and opens the door to his room and enters closing the door behind him

"He's right you don't have to shout like that, you scared the poor kid!" Taecyeon says to Nichkhun

"Give me a break, you spoil him all the time...my housekeeper doesn't even dare to act like that!" Nichkhun says and goes to sit on the couch followed by Taecyeon "Now where was I? Ah, yes...the situation with the mannequin!"

"Vicky!?"

"Yes, Vicky...last night I took her to the movies!"

"To the movies with Vicky? You sneacky bastard!"

"There was a very interesting movie by the very well known director 'Arthur Apple'!"

"What is he...the doctor's brother?" Taecyeon asks

"Yeah...dude no, first of all the doctor's name is pronounced 'OH-pple'!" 

"Don't say that name, it twists my guts!" Taecyeon says holding his stomach

"The director's name is 'A-pple' simple and clean!"

"Well he's better!"

"Anyway, but so it happens that to the movies was also my huswife's sister and brother in law...!"

"What is the brother's in law name?" Taecyeon interrupts

"Opal!" Nichkhun answers annoyed

"Haha...he must be related the doctor and director!"

"Come on Taec...that moron brother in law has the tendency of going to the movies with his wife!"

"Oh man!" Taecyeon starts to imagine the situation "And they saw you with Vicky!?"

"My sister in law saw me and she calls Woo...and what do you think Mr. Wooyoung does?"

"What?"

Nichkhun stands up from the couch and goes farther to re-eanact the scene "He was hiding outside the movies, behind a big sket full of OH-pples...!"

"Are you doing that on purpuse?" Taecyeon asks holding his stomach again

"...of the near grocery market and he sees me going out of the movies with Vicky, he says nothing and leaves, but once I got home...!"

"He said everything, got it!"

"Drama, drama, drama...but of course in dramas there's always the friend who saves the day...you saved me!" 

"Who?" Taecyeon asks curious

"You!"

"Who 'You'?"

"You!" Nichkhun points at Taecyeon "Great inspiration...'Yah, what are you shouting?'!"

"Am I shouting!?"

"Not you...I say to Wooyoung!"

"Ah, to Wooyoung!" 

"'Me and Vicky? Nothing's going on!'!"

"Good job!"

"'Vicky is simply Taecyeon's girlfriend!'!" Nichkhun says and sits next to Taecyeon like nothing's going on

"That's right!...What did you say!?" Taecyeon stands up shocked and look at Nichkhun

"That she's your girlfriend!"

"Mine!?"

"Well it is partially true!"

"And you moron had to rat me about it?"

"I didn't rat you, I tried to save myself!" Nichkhun says defending himself "I said 'She is Taecyeon's girlfriend and because he was busy, he asked me to take her to the movies!'!"

"Ah, so you simply helped the lovers!"

"Exactly!"

"Good job Nichkhun! You did great!"

"Thanks alot!" Nichkhun says proudly

"You did all the dirty work and put it on me!"

"That's right!"

"Well I'll go to Wooyoung and tell him the truth!" Nichkhun stands up worried now  "I didn't ask you to put yours and Vicky's business on me!"

"Bro, Taec, you're gonna burn me alive!" Nichkhun says scared

"Didn't you just burned me alive!?" Taecyeon counters

"Not at all Taec, because Ewon isn't like Woo, Ewon doesn't care about those details, the most he'll do is to mock you and forget about it, while Woo on the other hand will grill my lips on the stove!" 

"And what do you want from me? To take responsibilities of YOUR cheating!? Excuse me Khun...when I do 'things', do I ask you to take responsibilities for me? No...well that's how it is!"

"Taec, bro...Ewon won't find out anything!"

"How do you know that!?"

"I made Wooyoung swear, I told him not to say anything, that Ewon's nerves are unstable!"

"So you took care of everything, Khunnie, good job!"

"Yeah...he won't say anything...will you cover for me?"

"Can I do anything else?"

"Thank you, my brother!!!" Nichkhun says excited and grabs Taecyeons hand to kiss it "Thanks alot!!!"

"Yuck...that's enough!" Taecyeon takes his hand away from Nichkhun disgusted

Nichkhun relieved now goes to the door but stops and turns to look at Taecyeon "...And like I said...I'll take care of Ewon's health!" says with a serious tone

"Now we're saved! Go on!" Taecyeon says not convinced at all

"We'll finally figure out..." Raises both his hands showing the house "...what are these 'Exzentrizitat'!" (German)

"The what?"

"What are these eccentrisities!" Nichkhun repeats 

"'Eccentricities'...ok got it!"

Nichkhun grabs Taecyeon's hand to kiss it again "Thank you alot brother!"

"Yah, don't do that, it's disgusting, don't you understant?"

Nichkhun leaves the house and Taecyeon goes to the bar to have a glass of wisky and the door bell rings once...Taecyeon turns to look at the door...after a few seconds the bell rings maniacally and Taecyeon looks at Jay's door waiting for him

Jay opens the door of his room and walks out and starts to complain "God damn my life in this house, I feel that someone has jinxed me..." Goes down the stairs "...I only have only two hands and they expect everything from me, Jay here and Jay there...I'll fall from the stairs too and become a hobbler..." reaches the door "...and no girl will marry me..." opens the door "...despite my y abs!" once he sees Ewon he opens the door fully and Ewon makes a grand entrance "Ahem...Master Ewon!!!"  Jay shouts