Jay presses the 'play' button and a 'Wedding March...sort of...' starts to play and Ewon stands at the top of the stairs looking like a solemn and sad bride and comes down the stairs one step at a time

"The dress and veil! The dress and veil!" Taecyeon whispered

"So that's why he bought it!" Nichkhun concludes

Ewon reaches them and stops in front of Taecyeon looking at him with unchanged expression

Taecyeon looks back at him all frozen

Ewon brushes his hand gently on Taecyeon's cheek and brings his face closer to Taecyeon's face

Nichkhun with wide eyes gets his face closer to them staring at their lips waiting for them to colide

Inches away from Taecyeon's lips Ewon still looking into his eyes steps hard on Nichkhun's foot

"Ouch!!!" Nichkhun grabs his foot in pain

Ewon then with the hand on Taecyeon's face swings it and back slaps Nichkhun and walks away like he accomplished to do something great towards the armchair

"Why is he hurting ME!?" Nichkhun complains holding his cheek

"I'm the Groom, he can't hurt me!" Taecyeon answeres

"Why are YOU the Groom!?"

"Because it can't be YOU!" Taecyeon says and raises his fist threatening Nichkhun to hit him

On the last note Ewon grabs his veil sits on the armchair "How did I do that!?" he asks looking like an excited child who accomplished something great

Jay goes behind Ewon and starts to pat his head gently and careful not to ruin the veil

Ewon holds the veil on his chest like a safety blanket and rocks his body back and forth moving his eyes left and right

Taecyeon looks at Ewon with sad and pity expression

Nichkhun looks at Ewon like he is growing a second head

"You're so fine, Mickey!" Ewon says like a child and puts his cigarette holder in his mouth

"What is he saying?" Taecyeon asks Nichkhun who stares at Ewon who moves the cigarette holder with his teeth

Jay now goes and stands next to Ewon

"Fire, please!" Ewon asks and takes the cigarette holder from his mouth holding it and waiting to be lit

"You go to the kitchen and change, I'll be there in a minute!" Nichkhun whisperes to Taecyeon and once he left, Nichkhun approaches Ewon slowly to not alarm him and gestures to Jay to be quiet, he leans on the couch's arm closer to Ewon who doesn't pay any attention "Um...what a beautiful dress you are wearing Ewon!" Nichkhun says in a calm voice

Ewon whips his head towards Nichkhun and with a loud, proud and majestic voice he says "I know it is!!! Very beautiful!!!" Nichkhun got scared and falls on the couch "The fabric is made of wind! The thread..." Ewon looks at Nichkhun who slowly approaches him from behind the couch "...was sewed by silver spiders that..." Ewon changes his tone to that of a happy person "...walk on the carpet!" points on the carpet and calls the spiders like he is calling a dog "Come look at them, don't be shy!" he says to Nichkhun who get near him but still keeping some distance and takes out of his pocket a ligher and lights it near Ewon who still calls the spiders "Haha..foo!" Ewon blows the lighter and Nichkhun lights it again "Come closer to look at them...foo!" Nichkhun annoyed lights his lighter one more time "Don't be shy, come to look at them...foo!" Ewon looks at Nichkhun with a serious expession "Are you a pyromaniac, Sir?"

"Pardon me...please excuse me!" Nichkhun says and backs away and goes to sit on the couch next to Ewon

"Blonde locs came here to burn my house!" Ewon says looking at Nichkhun annoyed and sits on the armchair like a boss

"Please excuse me...I don't have locs!" Nichkhun says

"Get your blonde locs out of my sight!"

Nichkhun slowly takes his examination hammer out of his pocket and gestures to Jay to be quiet

"La vach qui rit!" Ewon sings pretending to be unaware of Nichkhun who slowly tries to hit his knee "Lalala!" Ewon moves his knee away and looks at Nichkhun who stood up and backed away, suspiciously "Pourqoi vous avez just essaye de me fair du mal?" Ewon asks him (french-Why did you just tried to hurt me?)

"Huh!?" Nichkhun asks surprised

"Vous, juste essaye de me fair du mal, non?" (You, just tried to hurt me, didn't you?)

Nichkhun looks around thinking and then looks at Ewon "Je, juste essaye d'examiner vos reflexes!" (I just tried to examine your reflexes!)

"Mair pourqoi, Je ne dois pas etre examinee!" (But why, I don't need to be examined!)

"Il est seulement une procedure inoffensive!" (It's only a harmless procedure!)

"Mais, Je ne pense pas que Je veux fair ca!" (But, I don't think I wanna do that!)

"Je vous ussure, vous ne sentinez rien!" (I assure you, you won't feel anything!)

"Pourqoi vous insistez a ce sujet?" (Why are you insisting on that?)

"Je tente seulement..." (I only try...)

"Non non, vous isistez trop!" Ewon interrupts (No no, you insist too much!) 

Nichkhun tries to persuade "Je vais..." (I am...)

"Non non!" Ewon refuses to listen (No no!)

Nichkhun get close to Ewon "Je vais..." (I am...)

"Non non...BOO!!!...Hahaha..." Ewon scares Nichkhun who jumps back surprised and laughes with Jay next to him "Blonde locs got scared...hahaha...cheers to you Blonde locs...HAHAHA...you see how funny Blonde locs is?" Ewon asks Jay who's laughing hard "Stop!" Ewon commands with a serious expession and looks at Nichkhun "Prossed with your examination!" Ewon says

Nichkhun who was holding up his hammer puts it back in his pocket and slowly approaches Ewon and leans next to him "Um...you see Ewon..." 

Ewon looks at him insulted "This is not acceptable!" he stands up and charges towards Nichkhun who backs away scared

Jay follows behind Ewon holding up his veil 

"What?" Nichkhun asks

"Did you just talked to me informally?" Ewon steps forward and Nichkhun steps backward "Would you happen to know?"

Nichkhun repeats after Ewon "Would you happen to know?"

"Would you happen to know, Your Majesty?" Ewon insists

"Oh God!" Ewon drives Nichkhun to the corner "Would you happen to know, Your Majesty?" Nichkhun says quickly

"Please Doctor...please...Julius Ceasar, Anne Boleyn, Joseph I Bonaparte and Princess Sissy...didn't allow ANYONE to talk to them informally...you'll only talk to me formally! Kapish?" Ewon walks away from Nichkhun

"Would you happen to know, Your Majesty...Taecyeon..."

Ewon turns to Nichkhun "Who is 'Taecyeon', if you may?"

"Taecyeon!"

"Who IS 'Taecyeon'?"

"Taecyeon!!!" Nichkhun shouts and points toward the kitchen

"Who is this 'Taecyeon' that you shout in my house!? Who is this 'Taecyeon' you speak of, huh!?" Ewon shouts back upset

Jay gestures to Nichkhun to quiet down and pats Ewon's head gently "Ssss...Master calm down!"

Ewon starts to shout very loud "WHO IS TAECYEON...WHO IS TAECEYON!!!???" and suddenly starts to sing "Who is Taecyeoooon...Who is Taecyeoooooooon, ole!!!" Ewon takes a pose 

Jay clappes his hands

Nichkhun gets on his knee bowing to Ewon "Uhh...I'm afraid, Your Majesty..." Ewon looks down at him bearing his teeth "...that he has some mental issues lately!"

"He says that Master Taec is sick!" Jay explains

"That's right!" Nichkhun looks up and quickly jumps back when Ewon starts to charge at him barking with Jay following still holdind the veil "Mommy!!!" he runs and get on the piano stool

"Arf Arf!!!" Ewon barks at Nichkhun

"Get him away from me!!!" Nichkhun begs Jay

"Grrr!!!" Ewon turns to leave him 

"Mew!"

"Arf!" 

"At least he react to cats, that's good!" Nichkhun comes down from the stool and follows slowly

Ewon goes to the couch and gets on it with Jay standing next to him holding the veil

Nichkhun tries again "Would you happen to know, Your Maje..."

"Please, please, please..." Ewon silence Nichkhun "...close your mouth, you stupid Blonde Doctor...take your blonde locs out of your face!"

"I don't have locs!" Nichkhun says but still does the gesture to please Ewon

"There it is...the wide forehead!!! By the way you look like a of a cow!" 

"You are right!" Nichkhun bows his head

Ewon starts to talk in a loud, deep and majestic voice "You are at the top of the mountain!" looks at Nichkhun "Where IS the mountain?" Ewon points nowhere "There it is!" Nichkhun look where Ewon points but sees nothing "The Black Mountain...with the Dark Forest...it's coming through the Valley...and passing over the Blue River!!!" Nichkhun nods his head in agreement although he has no idea what is going on "The Blue River falling to the Sea...there is the Sea!!!" Ewon points behind Nichkhun "The Black Sea...there is the Sea...THERE is the Sea!!! And all of a sudden..." Nichkhun is completely absorbed to the story now "...suddenly..." Ewon raises both his hands up "...he came alone!!!"

"Who!?" Nichkhun asks

"The Man In Black!!!" Ewon says looking at Nichkhun who gaspes and puts his hand over his mouth "He stood and looked to the crowd...he took out his weapon and said..." Ewon mimicks a cowboy taking out his gun looking intense "Eyah eyah eee" and points to Jay to continue

"Wah wah wahhh"

"Eyah eyah eeee"

"Wah wah wahhhh"

"Eyah eeeeee"

"Wahhh wah wah wah"

"Eyah eyah eee"

"Wahhh wah wah" (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly theme)

Ewon looks at Nichkhun and shouts "Get blessed you motheruhs!!!"

Nichkhun scared for his life slowly retreats toward the kitchen "Taecyeon!...Taecyeon!!! TAECYEOOOON!!!" runs off to the kitchen

"Great, we blew the Doctor's mind to pieces!" Ewon says to Jay "Now your Master will come, acting all crazy to me!"

"The trick I told you!" Jay reminds Ewon

"I know...that one...now hold me before I fall down for real!" Jay holds Ewon's arm

Nichkhun's voice come out of the kitchen loud "Come Taec my boy!" and seconds later he appears dragging a messed up Taecyeon who acts like crazy person 

Ewon and Jay assume their positions and continue "Eyah eyah eee"

"Wah wah wah"

Nichkhun sits Taecyeon on the small stool and messes his hair even more "My poor boy!"

"Eyah eyah eee"

"Help him a little!!!" Nichkhun shouts at Ewon

"Yah, yah!!!" Ewon shouts back warning Nichkhun

"Please help him, Your Majesty!" Nichkhun asks humbly

"Please help him, Your Majesty, the Queen!" Ewon says

"Please help him, Your Majesty, the Queen!" Nichkhu repeats humbly

Ewon looks at Taecyeon who sits having a stupid expression on his face and looks around "The King got himself a new hairtstyle wich is bleugh!"

"Today people who fart always blame others, hihi! Taecyeon says 

Nickhun studies Ewon reaction to see if he's acting

"Lalala" Ewon says and hits Jay's nose gently with the cigarette holder acting like a maestro

"Lalala" Jay repeats

"1 2 3 and...'Ooooooooooh Yeah! Hwajangeun chiyeolhage, Meorineun hwaksilhage, Heorineun jogeum deo jollamaeya hae'" Ewon sings

"'Pyojeongeun altteulhage, Maltuneun jjondeukhage,Haengdongeun jogeum deo singyeongsseoyahae'" Jay continues

"You were off key!" Ewon says to Jay

"No I wasn't!" Jay defends himself

"Really? Ok then!" Ewon says and continues "'Oooooooh! Yeonghwa sok cheonsa gateun yeojuingong'"

"'Oooooooh! Geu yeope deo kkeullineun yeoja'" Jay follows

"See? I told you, you were off key!"

"'Bad Bad Bad Bad Girls'!!!" They sing it together (Lee Hyori-Bad Girls)

Nichkhun starts to pul his hair before he goes crazy himself

"Who knows how the chicken crossed the street?" Taecyeon asks still acting horribly and showing his stupid toothy smile

"Let's do it one more time!!!" Ewon shouts "'Bad Bad Bad Bad Girls'!!!"

Nichkhun starts to dance in the rythm

"'Bad Bad Bad Bad Girls'!!!" Ewon keeps singing

Nichkhun just gave up and started to shout "THAT'S IT, WE ARE ALL CRAZY HERE...THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOGIC ANYMORE!!!"

"Calm down your horses, Blonde locs!!!" Ewon warns loud and comes down the couch and walks toward Nichkhun who backs away to the bar

"I beg your pardon, Your Majesty!" Nichkhun says and bows his head looking down

"Go to lie down to your chambers, Your Majesty!" Ewon says

"Go to lie down to your chambers, Your Majesty!" Nichkhun repeats in a humble voice

"Kneel down before Your Majesty! You stupid Blonde Doctor!" Ewon commands 

Nichkhun kneels down "Yes yes!"

Ewon turns to leave and heads toward the stairs

Nichkhun stands up and raises his foot with the desire to kick Ewon

"Where are we going, Jaebeom?" Ewon asks and climbs the stairs

"To lie down!" Jay follows holding the veil

Ewon stops in the middle of the stairs and looks somewhere

Nichkhun goes at the bottom of the stairs and tries to see what caught Ewon's eye but all he sees is the wall

Ewon takes a step up "'Ooh Ah Ooh Ah Ooh Ah Ooh Ah Oof...'" Ewon continues to climb the stairs like nothing happened "'...Ooh Ah Ah Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah'" and enters his room with Jay following and closing the door (Hyuna-Bubble Pop)

Nichkhun pulls his hair even harder

Now that Ewon left Taecyeon acts normal again and fixes his jacket "Well, is really crazy?"   

Nichkhun looks at Taecyeon "Ewon...crazy? He is beyond cure!"

"It's as I feared, are you sure?"

"Oh no, I forgot a paragraph of Doctor's OHpple!" Nichkhun suddenly remembers

"Don't say that name, dammit!" Taecyeon holds his stomach

"It is forbidden to deepen a neuropathy situation! It was a mistake to make you act crazy!"

"It's not my fault, you said it!" Taecyeon defends himself

"No, you didn't act the crazy well...it came out more stupid!"

"I own a factory, I'm not an actor!"

They both head towards the door

"Anyway...I'll give a pill called 'OH-pple Oxide' to Wooyoung..."

"Don't say that name!"

"...he will convince Ewon to take it!" Nichkhun says and opens the door and they both leave the house