Jay opens the door and Wooyoung enters "It's Mr. Woo!!!" Jay shouts and Wooyoung stop looking ant Jay surprised

"I know that 'It's Mr. Woo!' I know that!" Jay closes the door "Ask him what he'll have and go to the kitchen, Jaebeomie!"

"You wanna deoch uisce or deoch su liomoide?" Jay asks Wooyoung and Wooyoung just stares at Jay having no idea what he just said (deoch uisce- irish frase for drink water/ deoch su liomoide-irish word for drink lemon juice)

Ewon sees Wooyoung's troubled face and decides to help "Bring him a su oraiste, he might like it better!" Says to Jay who nods before he leaves  (su oraiste-irish word for orange juice

"No thank you Jaebeom, I don't want anything!" Wooyoung says

"Sit down, darling!" Ewon says to Wooyoung and the both go to sit on the couch

"Where were you? Where were you...I've been looking for you since morning!?" Wooyoung says and sits down

"I've been busy!" Ewon fixes the small couch pillows and sits next to Wooyoung "I was driving him mad, he doesn't know what hit him! I'm sick! I'm alright! I changed my behavior completely, I don't care about anything else and generally I succed my purpose, I am not the 'Ewon' he knew!"

"Yes, you are not, because you started acting like a crazy person!"

"Like I would let him do anything he wants...look what I turned the house into!"

"A disaster!"

Ewon grabs the checks on the table "Look what he pays!"

"I see!"

"And you don't even know the best part!"

"Tell me!"

"I have admirers!"

"For real?"

"Of course not, darling, who do you think I am...I say that to piss him off!"

"Aah...'To piss him off!'...And you think this tactic is effective and you changed him?"

"I'm telling you, he's like a remote controled car that I move however I want! He doesn't know wich is left and wich is right!"

"Yeah right!"

"Excuse me?"

"I said, 'Yeah right!' and I insist because he didn't change at all!"

"Taecyeon?"

Wooyoung stands up "Ewon!" walks farther away "I can't keep watching you being fooled in front of your eyes...!" Ewon looks at him wondering what is he talking about "...I gave my word...well I'm taking it back damn it!"

"What heppened?" Ewon asks worried a little

"Ewon, you know who was in the movies last night with my Khunnie?"

"Your Khunnie?"

"Ne!"

"With who?"

"With Vicky!"

"The mannequin!?" Ewon asks pleasantly surprised

"The mannequin!"

"I got rid of her! Thank you God!"

"Vicky the mannequin aka Taecyeon's girlfriend!" Wooyoung says

Ewon just stares at him blankly "Excuse me...excuse me...YOUR man takes her to the movies and MY man has her as a girlfriend?"

"Yes my friend! A helping hand!"

"What 'helping hand'?"

Wooyoung sits down "Didn't you go out last night, weren't you invited for dinner with some relatives?"

"It was right around the corner!"

"Right 'around the corner' but Mr. Taecyeon didn't want to leave that 'poor' girl all alone, asked my husband to take her to the movies! Yes!"

Ewon looks at him not convinced "And your husband with a heavy heart, took her to the movies?"

"Yes, 'with a heavy heart, took her to the movies'! He told me EVERYTHING wich I'll tell you later! For now, Wonnie, I have come to tell you something serious!" Wooyoung stands up and walks farther away showing his back to Ewon "Ewon, I beg your pardon but your husband has a very very close relationship with that mannequin..." Ewon stands up and goes to stand behing the armchair silently thinking "...Khunnie has told me everything, they have a very very close relationship, but Ewonnie don't..." Wooyoung turns back to the couch to look at Ewon but sees no one "Ewon!" Wooyoung runs toward the kitchen "Ewon where are you, don't do something stupid!!!" Wooyoung shouts thinking that Ewon was going to hurt himself

"Yah! I'm over here, have you lost it!?"

"Ah! You're there!" Wooyoung feels relieved now and gets close to Ewon

"I see...did Nichkhun told you all that?"

"Ne!"

"And he always tells you the truth, right?"

"Of course!"

"Yes, of course...I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offent you! So he told you that Taecyeon has a close relationship..."

"A very very close!"

"Well that's ok, deep down I feel sorry for him!"

"What!? You feel sorry for him!? Are you in your right mind!?"Wooyoung asks shocked

"Yes I am, Youngie!" Ewon goes and sits on the bar stool

"And you won't make a scene!?"

"Of course not darling, we have to be smarter than angry, not all of us react like you! Don't worry I got my plans...Now tell me, does the Doctor has an appointment with that mannequin today?"

"Yes he does, she called and she'll come later!" Wooyoung says not liking the fact

"Good, now I need a favor from you, my dear friend!"

"You want me to beat her up!?" Wooyoung asks hopeful and runs to Ewon

"Not yet!"

"Then what?"

"The time for that will come, I'll participate at the festival as well!"

"Good!"

"I want you to find a way to bring her here!"

"Me!?"

"Yes, you!"

"I...I have to find a way to bring her here!?"

"You! What kind of reaction is this? Is it so hard for you to help your best friend? Is it so hard for you to find a way to bring that damn mannequin in here?"

"Will I be able to do it?"

"I don't know, you're a 25 year old man!"

"I WILL be able to do it!" Wooyoung says with full of confindence and runs towards the door to leave but the doorbell rings at the same time and Wooyoung turns to Ewon "Your husband!?"

Jay comes out of the kitchen and heads toward the door to open it

"My husband got keys!"

"Then who is it?" 

"It's the admirer I told you!"

"Ah, I'm staying, I'm staying!" Wooyoung got interrested now

"Yah Woo! I have a job to do and he doesn't know it yet!" Ewon says but Wooyoung doesn't listen

Jay finaly opens the door and shouts "Mister Minjun!"

Jun K enters holding a small bouquet of flowers and heads toward Wooyoung thinking it's Ewon "Good evening!"

"I'm right here, darling!"

Jun K notices Ewon "Ah, please forgive me!" Goes to Ewon and hands him the flowers "Some flowers for you!" Kisses Ewon's hand

Ewon stands up from the stool

Jun K turns to Wooyoung and gets close to him "Please forgive me, I din't predict your presence!" Kisses Wooyoung's hand

"No, that's ok!" Wooyoung says blushing a little

Jay get closer to Jun K looking at him with admiration a little too close,

Ewon smacks Jays arm and pulls him away from Jun K Who noticed the commotion behind his back Ewon shows him a smile "Minjun, my dear Minjun, you're such a Gentleman, if you lived in French in the 19th century, you would be a man to fight for!"

"Ewon you flatter me!"

"I do right?" then Ewon tells to himself "Well I have my reasons!" and turns his attention back to Jun K "Sit down my dear!" Ewon gestures at the couch "Goodbye Woo!"

Jun K goes to sit down

"Too bad I have to leave!" Wooyoung says following Jun K to sit down next to him "I have to go up to my husband!"

Ewon pulls Wooyoung from his sit "That's how it is, husbands borne to spoil our pleasure!" Ewon says holding Wooyoung from his arm

"Come on Ewon, don't exaggerate now!" Jun K says  

Wooyoung turns around to get closer to Jun K "If I manage, I'll come later!"

"It's not necessary Woo, you're here everyday, now go!" Ewon pushes Wooyoung toward the door 

"Well then, goodbye!" Wooyound say before he heads toward the door

"Now then, Minjun..." Ewon got interrupted by Wooyoung who came back

"Or should I say 'Au revoir!'"

"Goodbye Woo!" Ewon says and escorts Wooyoung to the door

"Ok, I'm out of here!" Wooyoung opens the door and leaves

"Bye bye Woo!" Ewon closes the door and turns around to see Jay close to Jun K

"Excuse me a little bit!" Jay says pulling the small couch pillows behind Jun K

"Am I bothering you?" Jun K asks

"No no, I'm just fixing the pillows here so you can sit confortably!"

"Oh, thank you alot, you're too kind!"

Ewon gets closer behind Jay staring at him

"What did you say your name was again?" Jun K asks

"Jaebeom!"

Ewon smacks the fron part of Jay's cap and that end up covering Jay's face

Jun K jumps up a little startled

Ewon pulls Jay from the arm and guides him to the kitchen and gives him the flowers before he pushes him to the kitchen "My dear little boy, I'll be there in a minute...I'll be there in a minute!" Ewon repeats naking a chocking gesture with his hands and turns to Jun K "Ahem...would you like to drink a 'Vermont'?"

"No, Ewon, thank you!"

"Well then Minjun, excuse me!" Ewon says and goes to sit next to him and Jun K stands up and gestures Ewon to sit "Thank you!" Ewon says and sits down and once Jun K sits too "I don't know how to start my dear...At the beginning I didn't want to say anything and play this game alone but it's getting impossible now...between us needs some honesty!"

"Ewon you sound very mysterious now!" 

"Minjun!" Ewon tried to stand up but Jun K beats him and gestures Ewon to stand up "Thank you!" Ewon stands and walks a little farther and turns to Jun K "I need you as a bait!" Ewon says and pleading voice

"You need me as a bait!? Are you fishing something interesting?"

"My husband!" Ewon looks down sad in a fake shame

"Your husband!? Hahaha...!!!" Jun K laughs hard and Ewon glares at him " Then we are talking about an 'Okcatfish'!"

"Haha..Very funny!" Ewon says not finding it funny at all "Things are serious!" Ewon goes to sit back and again Jun K stands up and gestures him to sit "Let's not do that all the time, we both get tired from this!" And they both sit down "Minjun, I appeal to your tender feelings..." Ewon put his hand on Jun K's "...if you could, please, in front of my husband to play the role of the person that I am interrested to!"

"Play the role of the persont that you are interrested to!?" Jun K asks shocked

"Amorously!" Ewon says looking pitiful hoping for Jun K to accept

"Ewon you mean, me acting infront of your husband!?"

"Please don't put me in a tough position here! Ewon says in a low voice and makes his bottom lip to tremble like he's ready to cry

"No, Ewon, I don't have this kind of intetion at all...well...first of all, Taecyeon won't buy it!" Jun K stands up "And secondly, it would be considered as a betrayal towards my friend..." Ewon raises his eyebrow looking at Jun K "And thirdly...Ewon, you know, I am not a person of a comedy!"

"Calm down a little, Minjun, don't be such a drama queen...'I am not a person of a comedy!'...I didn't ask you to do something dificult, you are used to do that! To flirt, I mean!" Ewon stands up too

"Me!?"

"Come on now, my dear, I'm not an idiot...of course I cannot say that you did anything questionable, God's mercy if I lie, but you always threw a comment here and there, you think I never noticed?"

"Ewon I never hited on you!"

"Ok, so I ask you to hit on me, now!"

"But why this!?"

"Minjun!" Ewon calls loud and goes to stand infront of Jun K face to face "Darling! Do you love us?"

"Who?" Jun K ask

"The Hottest! What do you mean 'Who?' Minjun? Me and Taecyeon! After being friends for so many years, you don't have a single drop of love for us!?" Acting all dramatic

"Ewon, you're doubting me?"

Ewon cuts the drama and get's to business "Great, since you love us, you'll do what I say...now let's get organized..."

"So, you are determined to make me fight with my friend!"

"How will you fight my dear? Since I'm here, you think, I'll let something like that to happen?"

"Ewon, I beg your pardon but I don't understand anything, honestly I don't understand a word you're saying and yet people call me a 'Playboy', I'll be damned if...I am...a playboy..." Jun K sits on the armchair and lights a cigarette to smoke

Ewon looks at him not believing a word he says and takes his empty cigarette holder from the ashtray, puts it in his mouth and takes a seductive pose, Jun K notices him and looks at him weirldy "Tell me something, Minjunie..." Ewon walks to him slowly and tries to sit on the armchair's arm "...have you ever..." but slips and falls down

Jun K hurridly stands up and pulls Ewon up "Ewon are you alright?"

"Yes, I am fine, I'm just exercising, no problem!" Jun K sits back "Minjunie, as I was saying...for all those years that we know each other, I wasn't ...nnng..." Ewon manages to sit on the armchair this time only to realize that his hurts "...oh God...if I wasn't faithfull to my husband..." Ewon leans on Jun K's shoulder and brushes his cigarette holder on Jun K's lips "...and if I showed you a special preference...would you take advantage?" Ewon asks in a seductive tone "Would you take advantage, you naughty boy?" brushes he cigarette holder on Jun K's nose 

"Well now, I'm not THAT stupid!" Jun K stares at Ewon's exposed collarbone

"Good, let's say that I show you that 'special preference' now!"

"Ewon you shouldn't play this kind of game! It's dangerous!"

Ewon kneels in front of Jun K now with crocodile tears "Please, I beg you Minjun...don't demean me anymore than this!" Ewon pleads almost crying

"I am not!"

"Fall in love with me! Please!" Ewon begs

"What kind of situation is this? I'll fight with my friend and I won't even know 'why'!"

"Don't I deserve this!?" Ewon cries loud

"You do, you do deserve this, I can't say!"

"Then give it to me, Please!"

"Ewon you have to understand me too, you put me in a scary dilemma here..." Jun K stands up and walk away "...you have to explain to me, how you want this to happen between us?" 

Ewon stops his fake cries and stands up "That's very easy, very easy...once Taecyeon returns, I'll act like I am completely under your majestic charm!"

"You?"

"Yes, me!"

"And me?"

"You'll act completely in love with me! It's easy!"

"And Taecyeon, you know what he'll do Ewon?"

"What?"

"He'll fall down laughing very hard!"

"What are you talking about, Minjun? What kind of man, laughs when their spouse is being hit on, where have you seen that kind of thing?"

"He'll either do that or he'll beat me up!" Jun K goes to the bar to get  a drink

"Jesus Christ! Like you don't know your friend all those years, his big muscles are for decoration purposes only! Has he ever raised a hand on anyone?" Ewon sits on the couch

"No, you got a point there! Anyway let's do it, God help us!" Jun K raises his glass and drinks it

"You mean!? You accept to help!?" Ewon asks hopeful

Jun K loos at Ewon "Could I possibly ever deny anything you ask from me?"

"No, that's not possible!" Ewon agrees

"Could you possibly ask such question?" Jun K goes to sit next to him

"I'll NEVER ask such question again!"

"But if you could, please tell me, what's the purpose of all this, how should I say 'comedy'?"

"Please don't put me in a tough position here, I cannot say!"

"But I'm in danger of having my head smashed open by Taecyeon...shouldn't I know 'why'?"

"Let him have your head smashed open...nothing I can do about it!"

"Ok, got it...Jun K my boy, get ready to get your kicked and not knowing 'why'!"

"That's ok Minjun, you're a tough boy, you won't have problems!" 

"And the worst part is, Ewon..." Jun K puts his arm around Ewon's shoulder surprising Ewon "...that at the beginning, I was flirting you for real!"

"Yeah!? ...Let me get a little closer cause you have surprisingly short arms!" Ewon gets closer to Jun K having his hands on his knees

"There is enough space for both of us!" Jun K brings his face closer to Ewon's

Ewon just looks in front "I can see that! But we have already said that so you don't have to repeat!"

Jun K holds Ewon tighter "Yeah, but we didn't say the most importand one!"

"There's more?"

"Yeah!"

"Then let's say it!"

"I wanted to say that, you are someone..." Jun K brushes his hand gently on Ewon's arm "...very attractive inside out!"

"Oooh...since I was a little boy...I always had that flaw!"

"Yeah? And I wanted to ask you, if you wanted of course, to go for a date at 'Sky Rose Garden'!"

"Sky Rose Garden!?"

"Yes, for ice cream!"

"How will I swallow if you hold me so tight!"

"I'm so sorry!" Jun K retracts his arm and sits a bit farther "Ahem...please forgive me Ewon but Taecyeon won't buy it!"

"Darling, I have prepared the stage, you do what I ask..."They hear the sounds of keys and quickly they get close to eachother "Oh Kangjun...I mean Minjun!" Taecyeon enters the house holding his bags from the shopping and sees them, he was about to greet them but stops when he hears "Oh Minjun, my love!"