Chapter 5

My Huswife Gone Mad!

Nichkhun dashed through the door and went to climb the stairs, he stops and turns to Taecyeon "Alone?"

"No, Taecyeon! They're in the kitchen!" Nichkhun noticed that he was wearing his jacket inside out and takes it off to fix it "Did you came downstairs just so you can go back upstairs, have you lost it?" Taecyeon asks

"I have to go to a client that leaves far from here, I saw your housekeeper down and I remembered something so I came here!" Nickhun fixes his jacket and comes down 

"You need me for something?"

"Yes!" Passes through Taecyeon, wears his jacket and looks to the kitchen

"I'm right here, where are you looking for me!?"

"Taec...Taecyeon I came here to talk to you as a scientist!"

"As a scientist!? Let me close the door so nobody would hear your scientific secrets!" Taecyeon says and closes the door

"As a scientist, doctor, neurologist and most of all as your friend!"

"Nichkhun you make me worry now!"

"Taec, Ewon!"

"What about him?"

"Taecyeon, we are friends for many wears, we leave in the same apartment building, we have close relationship so forewords are not needed between us..." they both sit on the couch "...a while ago he was with me!"

"What happened?"

"He said you made a whole scene and he got mentaly upset!"

"Don't listen to him bro, those are lies, he's acting!"

"Not at all Taec..." Taecyeon gets up from the couch and Nichkhun follows "...you might be fooled but I'm a scientist, he really is mentaly upset, I calmed him down with pills, you hear me?"

"But nothing serious happened!"

"Taecyeon, I beg your pardon, I didn't come here to dispute your relationship, I came here to warn you that his nerves are unstable..." Taecyeon starts to get worried now "...and for your information unstable nerves are not a laughing matter!"

"I wasn't expecting it to be so serious, Nichkhun!" Taecyeon said worried

"That's why I'm telling you, you must change your behavior!"

"How exactly, what should I do?"

"Stop making scenes for small matters, like why the painting's crooked, why the phone line is messed up, why the ashtray is full...Taecyeon, you better have an unstable painting on the wall than an usntable huswife in the house, or else you'll regret it!"

"Nichkhun you're scaring me!"

Nichkhun grabs Taecyeon shoulders hard "I came here to scare you!"

"Ah, I thought you came here to fight!"

"No, of course not...yah bro, your huswife's mental health is in danger here you understand, help him to relax and calm down!"

"Well if that's how it is, then let's bring the house upside down sir!" Taecyeon said determined

"Yes, that's my boy!"

Taecyeon went to mess the paintings on the wall "Let's mess up the whole house! You wanna see me make the phone line a marine knot? Even though I was in the air force!"

"Let me see, good you're getting over it...let's turn the carpet now!"

"Let's not get to the extremes now!"

"Taecyeon, you ok with that?"

"Of course, everything will change, as long as we have our health then nothing else matters!" Nichkhun now tries to leave "Thanks a lot Nichkhun, I'm in debt to you, I won't yell at him again, I'll change completely!"

"Yes, good but let me go now!

"Yeah, sure, go!"

"We'll talk later, ok? Bye now Taec!" Nichkhun opens the door to leave and Taecyeon tries to fix the phone line again but Nichkhun returns

"Taecyeon, I still have some time..." Nichkhun get's near Taecyeon and rests his elbow on Taecyeon's shoulder "...the dolly will come today too!" Nichkhun says excited

"What dolly, the mannequin Vicky!?"

"Wooyoung isn't home either!"

"Haha, you y doctor!"

"Why, you don't like her?"

"Yah...don't talk so loud here...she is a bomb, but I have no time to be alone with her...you use the needle shots to be alone with her...speaking of wich...did you do anything?"

"Nah!"

"What do you mean 'Nah'?"

"We're still at the first stage!"

"Why?"

"But, you know Taec, she is a wild one...think of us theoritically lovers!"

"Who cares about the journey, as long as you reach your destination, she is a mannequin, she works around the clock!"

"You said 'around the clock' and I remembered I have a client, I'm late, I have to go!" Nichkhun says and goes to the door "You hold me up, you always hold me up!"

"Who the hell, holds you up?" Taecyeon says to himself and goes to fix the phone line again but Nichkhun returns again

"Taecyeon, I forgot to give you Ewon's prescription!" Nichkhun takes a long piece of paper out of his pocket and gives it to Taecyeon

"Yah, he is half dead!" Taecyeon says when he sees the list

"Sleeping pills, the best, I take those too!"

"So that's why you're so calm all the time!?" Taecyeon says sarcastically

Nichkhun fails to notice that "That's right!"

"Then I'll go buy them immediately from the drug store and also take some fresh air!"

"I'll tell you about Vicky!" They both head to the door and Nichkhun opens to leave "She was standing near the stairs, she kneeled down to..." Taecyeon returns to fix the painting on the wall "Yah, Taecyeon!!!" Nichkhun shouts

"Who cares about the damn painting, let's break it, as long as we have our health!" Taecyeon said immediately

Nichkhun didn't bought it "Come on now Taecyeon!"

They both leave the house, Ewon and Junho come out of the kitchen and go to the living room

"Come on, sweetheart, they left!"

"Wow, Taec-hyung was so pissed off!" Junho says carrying his coffee and a bowl full of bite size cookies

"You see what I go through? Being pissed off is the desease of the century, honey...modern things!" The doorbell rings and Ewon goes to open the door "You should see this, you have the good man and all you do is complaining!" Junho puts the bowl on the table and sits on the armchair next to the couch "I wish we all had a man like yours!"  Ewon opens the door and Wooyoung comes in

"What happened, they left?" Wooyoung asks

"Did you not see them? Just now, the left together!"

"Hah, Bolek and Lolek!"

"What happened with Jaebeomie?"

"He is right there guarding the door!" Wooyoung said and sat down on the stool on the other side of the couch, opposite to the armchair

"Gentlemen, eat a cookie..." Ewon takes the bowl and offers to Wooyoung

"No, thank you!" Wooyoung says

"...until we make our plans..." Ewon offers to Junho

"No, thank you!" Junho says and takes a cookie from the bowl

"...for when...didn't you just said 'No, thank you'?" Ewon asks and puts the bowl on the table

"So far the plan progressed well!" Wooyoung said

"Yes but the action begins now, pay attention, that 'miss' first of all will lie to us!"

"What miss, you're talking about?" Junho asks

"You don't know honey, you're not in the plan..." Ewon grabs the bowl of cookies and offers to Junho "...here a cookie for you!"

"No, thank you!" Junho says and takes a cookie from the bowl

"I won't insist then..." puts the bowl on the table and turns to Wooyoung "...like I said, she's gonna lie to us, she will deny that she's dating a married man 100%!"

"But she doesn't know us, why would she deny?" Wooyoung asks

"Oh please, anyone dating a married person, left and right say otherwise 'How sad it is when their vows are broken!' like it's someone else's fault, we heard those lines 100 times already!"

"You're wrong...remember Song Jihyo-shi who was dating that Gary something guy, she was quite open about it!" Junho interrupts

Ewon grabs the bowl of cookies and offers to Junho again "How sad I am that you're not taking a cookie, sweetheart!"

"No, thank you!" Junho says and takes another cookie

"Yeah, I won't force you anymore!"

Wooyoung looks down and tries to hide his smile

Ewon puts the bowl on the table and turns back to Wooyoung "First of all she's gonna deny that she's dating a married man and secondly she'll tell us that she's with someone that she'll describe completely different from Nichkhun!

"Can you explain that one, I don't get it!"

"She'll describe him opposite of Nichkhun, she won't reveale us everything Woo, for example, Nichkhun is average to short, she'll tell she's with someone tall, Khun is average to skinny, she'll say he's muscly with broad shoulders, while Khun is blonde..."

"My Khunnie!?" Wooyoung interrupts not liking the way Ewon discribed Nichkhun

"Jesus Christ, who do you think you married to, Oh Jiho? Come on now, if it's not like that, I'll do whatever you want, I'm willing to bet with you...!"

"This is exactly how it's gonna be!" Junho agrees with Ewon

"You see, Junho says it and he doesn't know what's going on!"

The door opens and Jay come in

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babikhun
#1
Chapter 12: let the real game begin, very interesting. now I wanna know how taec will react ;)
and woo believing his khunnie? really? please update soon ^^
babikhun
#2
Chapter 10: I missed this funny read, welcome back :)
taeckhun are so funny too, but who‘s really the one with vic? poor woo and ewon to have these two, still haven‘t seen how grandpa channie is ;)
thanks for the update, will be waiting for the next :)
babikhun
#3
Chapter 7: oh my god she wants taec, poor ewon, was supposed to be helping woo, now what‘s gonna happen :(
can‘t wait for the next update ^^
babikhun
#4
Chapter 6: taecyeon and the phone line irritate me, I feel bad for ewon, and khun wth is wrong with woobaby to think of vic.
btw I think khun is more averge to tall not short
babikhun
#5
Chapter 4: this is so funny to read, I loveeee it, Ewon and woo are so cute, hope their plan works ^^
babikhun
#6
Chapter 1: sounds interesting, but I think chansung is 37 lol