Chapter 1

My Huswife Gone Mad!

Author's POV

Ok's House

Taecyeon and Jun K are sitting in the living room enjoying a glass of wisky with backgroung music playing whistle(Blackpink)  (their clothes)

"Hey Jun K what the hell is this?"

"This my dear friend Taec is called Kpop!

"Horrible!"

"Well what would you call a serious man that dances to Kpop?"

"Nothing, I would simply spit on their face!"  

"Then I'm afraid that you'll have to spit on my face!"

"You!? Dance this Kpop thing!? With that girl named Jei or something?"

Jun K nods his head

"Aren't you ashamed?"

"And why should I be ashamed Taecyeon, I'm not an old man, I'm just 'mature' that's all!"

"Haha, after 40 and still call yourself 'mature'?"

"Jei still considers me very young!"

"Jei after having you spend so much money on her should consider you a teenager...listen here my friend Jun K...when women say that you are still young, they mean that you are no longer young!"

"Taecyeon, the heart never gets old!" Drinks his wisky

"You don't say...did you ask a cardiologist?"

"Aw come on now, what is it that you want...you married men create adventures you shouldn't and we kids should be careful?" Plays with a small couch pillow

"Jun K you're a 'kid' now? And obviously a very naughty kid, put down the pillow!" Get's up to fix the pillow on the couch

"Yes, I'm still a kid Taecyeon, I'm still not married!"

"Cut me some sluck Jun K, I beg you, I already have enough in my mind" Fixing all the pillows on the couch

"You fought again!" Lights his cigarette

"I fought again!" 

"With your huswife!"

"No with Kim Jongun, of course with my huswife!" Says Taecyeon angrily

"Then it's your fault Taec!" Says Jun K like it's the most obvious thing

"Pardon me?"

"It's your fault Taec, Ewon isn't abnoxious and neither bad tempered, you probably saw something around here, it ticked you off and you started yelling!" Get's up from the couch and walks around

"Ah so you already made a conclution!

"Listen here Taec, I know you, you're a good man, you have an honest heart and you love your huswife, but your peculiarity has no limits!"

"Mine!!!" Taecyeon could hardly believe what he was hearing

"Of course and you're tormenting that pour person for no reason! Because Taecyeon, Ewon as a huswife is a very good example!"

"Now wait a minute here, did you become his attorney or did you start liking my huswife now too!?" Stood up from the couch

"I wish I could find someone like Ewon!"

"Oh really?"

"Yes, and I would marry him immediately if he wasn't married, I assure you!"

"I wish, that way I would be saved from all this but since he is married and 11 years now, you just get comfortable with Jei, the young girl!"

Jun K starts to laugh "My friend Taec, Jei isn't someone you get married to!"

"I know, she belongs to the category of "Only outer use", right?" Sit's back down

"Haha, funny...so will you come?" Walks toward the medium size mirror on the wall

"For card game, tonight? Imposible...Ewon's gone!"

"Gone?" Checks himself in front of the mirror

"Yeah, right after the fight!"

"Really?" Fixing his jacket totally uninterested

"Yeah he does that alot lately, he gets angry, leaves and the worse is that he comes back!"

"Taecyeon, do me a favor and stop acting, your heart yearns for him!" Fixes his hair

"Well truth be told, I AM kinda worried a little bit!

"You're telling me? So that means you won't go out tonight?"

"No I will, I must go get some documents I forgot from my office but I'll return back home!"

"Very well, just so you know, we'll be playing bridge at Jongsuk's!"

"With Jei?" Makes a disgusted face

"I'll call so that person will be there too!" Jun K raises his eyebrow with a hidden meaning

"What person, Vicky that live mannequin?" Taecyeon asks with full interest

"Hah, that one that you like so much!"

"Yah, shut up, don't speak so loud about it in this house, are you crazy? She goes upstairs to Nichkhun the Neurologist for needle shots to calm her nerves. Super-V, I call her that...I'm the one that introdused her!"

"Super what?"

"V you deaf old man!"

"Now you're telling me that she's coming to your house, you beast!?"

"No, of course not...she goes upstairs to Nichkhun!"

"To Nichkhun!? She's gonna seduse the doctor!"

"Oh please, "She's gonna seduse the doctor"...anyway if I manage to escape tonight, something difficult, I'll inform you in time, so wait for me!"

"Ok fine! We'll be at the usual restaurant!"

"How do I look?" asks Taecyeon

"Ok! I gotta go now, farewell my friend!" Taecyeon opens the front door for Jun K to leave and he goes to kitchen

Jay appears from the corner of the second floor, he grabs his suitcase and goes down the stairs. Taecyeon come out of the kitchen and sees Jay.

Jay stops infront of Taecyeon and starts to rap "With this kind of fighting, love cannot survive, you two don't belong together, so you should walk apart!"

"What's with the suitcase?" Taecyeon asks

"It's mine!

"And why are carrying it here and there?"

"I'm leaving!" Jay says determined

"You're leaving!?"

"Yes, I am!

"So suddenly?"

"Yes so suddenly!

"Why Jay?"

"What did you thought, that with 40.000won a month, I'll let to curse and yell at me from day to night?" He put's his suitcase down

"I'm cursing at you, my boy?"

"Who else is cursing at me, master Ewon? My master is a good person!"

"Ah, and I'm a bad person!"

"You are not a bad person!"

"See?"

"But you bring the world upside down...Why are the paintings (1-2-3)crooked, why is there ash in the ashtray, why is the telephone line not neat...sir we are humans, next will we be wearing plastic gloves in this house?"

"God, now we're being lectured by Jay!"

"Listen here sir!

"Yes?" Taecyeon turns towards Jay

"I under those imthosca, do not stay here anymore!" (imthosca-irish word for circumstanses)

"You under those imthosca, no longer stay here, got it!"

"Pay me up so I can say my goodbyes...I'll take all my fiesteas with me and leave!"(fiesteas-irish word for clothes)

"Of course you'll take all your fiesteas with you, were you planing to leave them here? Take this suitcase out of my sight, I'm going back to my factory to get some documents I forgot, we'll talk about this later, ok Jaebeom?"

"Do you want me t get them for you?"

"You have to pass through security and my office has voice recognition system!" Taecyeon opens the door and leaves

"His door can recognize voices?" Jay puts his suitcase in the closet and takes a rug to clean and suddenly the doorbell rings "In prime of my youth I work as a maid, with these people I'll still be working here after my 40's!" Jay says grumpily before he open the door

Wooyoung passes through the door "Hello Jaebeom!"

"Good evening Mister Woo!"

"Where's your master?"

"He left!"

"Where he went?"

"They fought!"

"Again!?"

"World War!"

"Why?"

"Because of the vase!"

"What about it?"

"Wasn't at the center of the table!"

"And he got angry?"

"Landmine!"

"Landmine!?"

"North Korean!"

"And my friend?"

"He escaped!"

"He did right...he did right!" Wooyoung sits on the couch "What kind of situation is that? A well educated man, tobacco factory owner with money and brings the world upside down because he found a single print on the vase? God's mercy, he roasted poor Ewon!"

Jay nods his head in agreement and cleans the table

"Tell me something, how did he change so much?"

"Well Mr. Woo, you know what I tell to my master?"

"Let me hear it!"

"With all due urraim, but if a married person changes so much, there is only one reason...someone is in the middle!" (urraim-irish word for respect)

"What do you mean?" Wooyoung leans closer to Jay intereted

"I mean, I had Hyuna, my fiancée, her family owns a small convenience store, we had an engagement and while we were in the middle of our lovey dovey happiness... Jay takes the ashtray to clean ...she suddenly hangs her nose down...FTOO..." Jay spits in the ashtray to clean it and Wooyoung backs away"...it never crossed my mind that it was because of another man and it was Jung Hyunseung, the mail man of the neighbohood and she threw the engagement ring to my face!

"What are you saying!? Threw the engagement ring to your face!" Wooyoung stood up from the couch

"If a gentleman changes so suddenly, there's only one reason, a third person is in the middle!"

"Is that so?" Wooyoung asks fully interested

"Of course, I told my master Ewon, master Taec who was spoiling us day and night and tobann everything annoys him like the curtins and the vases, someone has cast a spell on him, I'm sure!" (tobann-irish word for suddenly)

"Tell me something Jaebeom, could Ewon be to his cousin Junho?" Wooyoung asked and suddenly a voice from the stairs says 

"Ewon didn't go to his cousin Junho!"

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babikhun
#1
Chapter 12: let the real game begin, very interesting. now I wanna know how taec will react ;)
and woo believing his khunnie? really? please update soon ^^
babikhun
#2
Chapter 10: I missed this funny read, welcome back :)
taeckhun are so funny too, but who‘s really the one with vic? poor woo and ewon to have these two, still haven‘t seen how grandpa channie is ;)
thanks for the update, will be waiting for the next :)
babikhun
#3
Chapter 7: oh my god she wants taec, poor ewon, was supposed to be helping woo, now what‘s gonna happen :(
can‘t wait for the next update ^^
babikhun
#4
Chapter 6: taecyeon and the phone line irritate me, I feel bad for ewon, and khun wth is wrong with woobaby to think of vic.
btw I think khun is more averge to tall not short
babikhun
#5
Chapter 4: this is so funny to read, I loveeee it, Ewon and woo are so cute, hope their plan works ^^
babikhun
#6
Chapter 1: sounds interesting, but I think chansung is 37 lol