Warning: Alcohol, Swearing and Smoking. This chapter isn't too important though. It's just a bit of a break from the drama. I've not put a mature content warning because I would still be chill with my parents reading this, if it wasn't a fanfic I had written.

Necessary Information needed to proceed:

Seungcheol - Gramps

Jeonghan - Angle <3 (Not a typo.)

Jisoo - Holyone

Junhui - Flawless

Soonyoung - Sasuke

Wonwoo - Emo666

Jihoon - Woozi

Mingyu - Sneeze

Seokmin - Naruto

Minghao - Cutie

Seungkwan - Diva

Hansol - Memesol

Chan - Ghostboi

4th October 2018

“Cheollie! You need to cancel practice tonight!” Jeonghan whined, pouting to try and look even cuter. Chan was a little bit scared to look. Jeonghan’s manipulation skills are not to be frowned upon.

“No. You can’t have a party anyway. Most of us have college tomorrow.” Seungcheol defended, seemingly immune to his close friends cute act.

“It’s only going to be a small gathering! Just the softball lot.” Jeonghan pushed.

“We both know that the softball lot do not equal a small gathering. Us lot drunk are the equivalent to a frat party.” Seungcheol tried to argue.

“But it’s my Birthday, Cheollie! Hoonie, help me here!” Jeonghan called over to the small man clearing a table nearby.

“Will there be free alcohol?” Jihoon questioned.

“Of course, Hoonie!” Jeonghan grinned.

“Cheol, it’s a good idea.” Jihoon gave a thumbs up to Seungcheol to emphasize his point. “Besides the boys could use a little relaxation before our first practice match on Saturday.” He added.

“See Cheollie, even Hoonie agrees! Come on, it’ll be fun!” Jeonghan rested an arm on Jihoon’s shoulder.

Seungcheol considered for a few minutes. “What do you think, Jisoo? Chan?”

“As long as Jeonghan cleans up afterwards, I don’t mind.” Jisoo commented.

“Chan?” Everyone instantly snapped their necks to Chan.

“I think it would be fun, but do you think everyone will be able to make it at such short notice?” Chan tilted his head.

“Free alcohol?” Hansol peered in, receiving several nods of approval. “They’ll make it.” He walks away again, occasionally stumbling.

“Trust me my little uneducated baby. These boys are like animals when it comes to sniffing out free alcohol.” Jeonghan added. “Well, except Jisoo. He just gets motherly urges to protect the younger ones and anyone that is not legal, basically you, Channie.” He went on to explain. “Anyway, I’m going to alert the group chat. Wait! Is Channie in the group chat?”

“No. No. No!” Jisoo exclaimed. “I’ve been trying to protect Chan’s innocence!”

Jeonghan snorted. “The kid’s 19. He probably lost his innocence 2 years ago. Besides, he’s met Hoonie. All innocence has gone out the window by this point. He must be added to the group chat.” Chan would soon learn that group chats are never a good thing and that the boys are relatively tame in real life when compared to what goes down in the group chat…

angle and his es

angle <3 added ‘Lee Chan’ to angle and his es

Angle <3 has changed ‘Lee Chan’s nickname to ‘Baby’

angle <3: oi bois

angle <3: cheollie okd t party

emo666: good

angle <3: also chan is now her 2 be further deinnocencd

holyone: ‘deinnocencd’ - Your spelling, grammar and vocabulary is atrocious

Diva: ya lak of text talk nolege is da ‘atrocious’ part

Holyone: ‘nolege’ - I’m so done. Where’s Jihoon when you need him?

Sasuke: probs sukin cheol off tbh

Woozi has removed ‘Sasuke’ from angle and his es

Woozi: For your information, I am currently working. Something that Jeonghan should consider doing.

Angle <3: tats my cu

Holyone: cue…

Naruto has added ‘Kwon Soonyoung’ to angle and his es

Naruto has changed ‘Kwon Soonyoung’s nickname to ‘Sasuke’

Naruto: is chan even on tho

Baby has changed their own nickname to ‘ghostboi’

ghostboi: im here

Holyone: NO! Don’t fall to their ways of no grammar!

Sasuke: eryones a sinna

Emo666: a sinnamon roll

Sasuke: nice

Sasuke: bk 2 mor presin matas

Sasuke: party

Naruto: PARYTYYYYY

Gramps: dun git 2 drunk

Gramps: most of u got college tmoz

Memesol: lol ders 3 alkhol

Memesol: we gon get pisd

Holyone: And the worst child for grammar makes an appearance.

Memesol: lol so i got bord of werk

Sasuke: how has hoon not killd u yet

Memesol: iv gon 2 da toylett

Memesol: so i got bowt 5 moar mins bevfor he cums lookin

Holyone: How do you have the brain capacity to hold two languages?

Sasuke: its jus text talk

Diva: na da boi rites essays lik dis aswell

Sasuke: how dos h