Fourth. Update. This. Week. I'm on a roll lol. This chapter is dedicated to my changkyun stanning only kpop friend @hyungwonmydick y'all should check out her stories lol.

This chapter isn't all that funny this time and idk slightly more serious? There's a small spoiler about future events that will happen but you'll have to look out for it lolol.

Ty for all the nice comments and for subscribing !~ ALSO THX FOR 3K READS OMG.

enjoy chapter 18!

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(Sent via iMessage 13:02)

you: OMGKDJSJ

you: IM SBFKFKKS

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hoe friend: ew

hoe friend: speak english

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you: im in a difficult situation 

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hoe friend: and this concerns me how? 

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you: this is why i never text you 

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hoe friend: im glad you don't 

hoe friend: but sigh if i must

hoe friend: what's wrong !!!!!!!?!?

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you: drop dead

you: im going to tell u even if idc

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hoe friend: im surprised u care about me enough to text at all

hoe friend: all you do is text that boy

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you: so thats why ur pressed

you: you think im ignoring you for him 

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hoe friend: im not pressed at all

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you: ya sure

you: you always get upset whenever i mention him

you: but im sorry i haven't been talking to you that much 

you: i didn't know me talking about him all the time bothered you

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hoe friend: it's not that

hoe friend: TBH im glad a boy is even taking an interest in you now like

hoe friend: freaking finally 

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you: choke

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hoe friend: let me continue

hoe: idk im just upset that you won't even tell me his name i thought we were closer than that?

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you: it's not that I don't want to

you: ive told you this before

you: i can't tell you

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hoe friend: -_-

hoe friend: ugh ill forgive you because i need to ask you a question anyway

hoe friend: but at least give him some sort of fake name so i can stop referring to him as 'him'

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you: thank you for understanding <3

you: and lol just call him daniel

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hoe friend: daniel

hoe friend: and I presume the reason you need my advice is because of him?

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you: YES

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hoe friend: i swear he better be hot

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you: he's a solid 12 

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hoe friend: he better be

hoe friend: now explain

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you: alright

you: oh dang hang on he's spamming me

you: brb?

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hoe friend: fine but hurry up

hoe friend: i have smth to ask you

hoe friend: and believe me when i say you're going to say yes, cry a few times and be £300 poorer ;)

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Changkyun: are you alive lol

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Changkyun: minhyuk says why aren't you responding in the group chat

Changkyun: i told him it was because kihyun joined and he's a rat 

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Changkyun: ok i shouldn't have called him a rat he's threatening me

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Changkyun: save me

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you: damnn

you: sorry i was messaging my lame friend 

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Changkyun: for twenty minutes 

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you: it was important we were reconciling our differences

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Changkyun: sounds boring

Changkyun: why aren't you replying to the group chat

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you: because 

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Changkyun: why because

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you: because because 

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Changkyun: stop 

Changkyun: tell me

Changkyun: i thought you'd be all overjoyed because your hamster looking bias joined the conversation 

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you: hamster looking omf

you: and im not overjoyed

you: im SHOOK

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Changkyun: what's that got to do with not responding 

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you: everything

you: im scared ill embarrass myself or something

you: having him there so suddenly intimidates me

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Changkyun: o

Changkyun: but you spoke to minhyuk and wonho perfectly fine

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you: yeah but

you: that's different 

you: they're walking memes and easy to talk to 

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Changkyun: walking memes

Changkyun: wow

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you: ya

you: kihyun is different 

you: for one he's a savage lol 

you: just thinking about actually talking to him is giving me chills

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Changkyun: ew how soppy

Changkyun: chills

Changkyun: it's probably your skin crawling in repulsion at thinking of his face

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you: omf 

you: that was oddly descriptive 

you: and i thought hyungwon was the poetic one

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Changkyun: he's a walking stick man

Changkyun: and kihyun, minhyuk and wonho can all go away 

Changkyun: you're in my meme team not theirs

Changkyun: i found you first smh

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you: all the feminists are turning in their grave at that last comment

you: but im glad im in your meme team

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Changkyun: ;)

Changkyun: and i wouldn't trade your spot in my meme team for anyone

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you: i wouldn't trade you either m9

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Changkyun: not even for kihyun ?

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you: well nows that's a bit

you: just kidding

you: not even for kihyun~

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Changkyun: :D

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you: :)

you:

you: i forgot about My friend she wanted to ask me something

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Changkyun: alright

Changkyun: ill tell minhyuk you're too busy to reply in the gc rn

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you: bless you my son

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Changkyun: jesus christ not this again