Third update this week BC I feel bad still for not updating for like 2 weeks beforehand.

This chapter is gonna be split into two parts aswell and I have a 'special guest' (they really aren't specially just my hyungwon of a friend) appearing in the next chapter. Her appearance is quite important bc the story is about to progress my friends.

but anyway, enjoy !!!!

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(Sent via iMessage 12:01)

you: what's happening

you: I have like no service so I can't see anything :-(

you: why

you: helloooo???

you: black pink in your areaaaaa

(Sent via iMessage 12:03)

you: my messages won't send ::::((((

you: ill just spam so they all send at once lol

you: boombayah

you: yayayayayayayayayayayayaya

you: fifigjeokaoajd

you: make em whistle like a missle bomb bomb

(Sent via iMessage 12:04)

Changkyun: omg shut up

Changkyun: we can see ur ratty messages

(Sent via iMessage 12:05)

Minhyuk<3: i don't need a boy; i need a man~

(Sent via iMessage 12:06)

you: yes omg minhyuk you appreciate my queens

(Sent via iMessage 12:07)

Changkyun: don't talk to him he's a traitor

(Sent via iMessage 12:08)

you: wow why

(Sent via iMessage 12:09)

Unknown: lol

(Sent via iMessage 12:10)

Changkyun: ^^

Changkyun: that's why

(Sent via iMessage 12:11)

you: please tell me that is shin wonho

(Sent via iMessage 12:12)

Minhyuk<3: it is

(Sent via iMessage 12:13)

Changkyun: unfortunately

Changkyun: how do you kick people out of group chats

(Sent via iMessage 12:14)

you: OH MYM GOSHH 

you: can this day get any better

(Sent via iMessage 12:15)

Unknown: hello changkyuns fried shrimp 

Unknown: friendship*

(Sent via iMessage 12:16)

Changkyun: what

(Sent via iMessage 12:17)

Unknown: im not good at English leave me a lion

Unknown: alone

(Sent via iMessage 12:18)

Changkyun: then leave the chat??????????? 

(Sent via iMessage 12:19)

you: CHANGKYUN

you: we do not discriminate in this group chat

(Sent via iMessage 12:20)

Changkyun: last time I checked you didn't own it

(Sent via iMessage 12:21)

you: im the mother of this chat now and it's my duty to protect my children

(Sent via iMessage 12:22)

Minhyuk<3: mama

(Sent via iMessage 12:23)

you: YES

you: FINALLY

you: someone finally accepts being my son im shook

you: after years of changkyun rejecting me i finally have a son

(Sent via iMessage 12:24)

Changkyun: we've only been talking for a month 

(Sent via iMessage 12:25)

you: i repeat

you: after years of changkyun rejecting me i finally have a son 

(Sent via iMessage 12:26)

Unknown: lololol 

Unknown: she's funny changkyun

(Sent via iMessage 12:27)

Changkyun: yikes she really isn't

(Sent via iMessage 12:28)

you: THANK YOU 

you: wonho gets me

(Sent via iMessage 12:29)

Minhyuk<3: [y/n] if you don't mind me asking

Minhyuk<3: who is your bias in our group ~

(Sent via iMessage 12:30)

Changkyun: it's me obviously

(Sent via iMessage 12:31)

you: lies

you: no it isn't 

(Sent via iMessage 12:32)

Changkyun: :(((((((((

Changkyun: is it really still that short loser

(Sent via iMessage 12:33)

you: leave kihyun alone omg

you: i adore his height ok

you: & im gonna change wonhos contact name brb

(Sent via iMessage 12:34)

Unknown: so it's kihyun and not changkyun

Unknown: ouch lololol

(Sent via iMessage 12:35)

Changkyun: bite me

Changkyun: well it isn't like she's ever going to talk to him so i win

(Sent via iMessage 12:36)

Minhyuk<3: oh really

Minhyuk<3: wouldn't it be a shame if

Minhyuk<3: someone added him to this conversation ~

(Sent via iMessage 12:37)

Unknown: LOL DO IT

(Sent via iMessage 12:38)

Changkyun: lee ijg minhyuk if you dare

(Sent via iMessage 12:39)

you: do what what did i miss

(Sent via iMessage 12:40)

Wonhoe: do it lololol

(Sent via iMessage 12:41)

Changkyun: i swear minhyuk

(Minhyuk<3 has added an unknown number to the chat)

(Sent via iMessage 12:42)

Wonhoe: MINHYUK I LOVE YOU IM LOLING

(Sent via iMessage 12:43)

Minhyuk<3: i had to

(Sent via iMessage 12:44)

Changkyun: im leaving the group

(Sent via iMessage 12:43)

Unknown: minhyuk don't involve me with your bull

Unknown: why the fukc am i in a group chat called bite my and why is everyone speaking english 

Unknown: im leaving

(Sent via iMessage 12:44)

Changkyun: good

(Sent via iMessage 12:45)

Minhyuk<3: wait kihyun

Minhyuk<3: the girl kyun always talks about is here

(Sent via iMessage 12:46)

Changkyun: no she isn't he's lying

Changkyun: pls leave hyung lol

(Sent via iMessage 12:47)

Unknown: oh

Unknown: then im staying ;)

(Sent via iMessage 12:48)

Wonhoe: im craving raw men :( 

(Sent via iMessage 12:49)

you: IS THAT

you: ARE YOU 

you: YKH??¿¿

(Sent via iMessage 12:50)

Wonhoe: ramen* lol oops