(Sent via iMessage 01:10)

Changkyun: knock knock 

(Sent via iMessage 01:14)

you: who's there

(Sent via iMessage 01:15)

Changkyun: no wtf

Changkyun: you're supposed to say 'ja deureogamnida'

(Sent via iMessage 01:16)

you: what 

you: OH

you: trespass lol

you: sorry I'm tired :-(

(Sent via iMessage 01:17)

Changkyun: fake fan smh

Changkyun: jk i understand 

Changkyun: go to sleep then you bum

(Sent via iMessage 01:18)

you: im trying to but I can't :-(

(Sent via iMessage 01:19)

Changkyun: count sheep 

(Sent via iMessage 01:19)

you: no im scared of them hiss

(Sent via iMessage 01:20)

Changkyun: what 

Changkyun: how can you be scared of sheep lmao

(Sent via iMessage 01:21)

you: one bit me once when i was a smol child 

you: sheep are the devil 

(Sent via iMessage 01:22)

Changkyun: that is the lamest backstory ever 

(Sent via iMessage 01:23)

you: sorry I'll make it cooler

you: once upon a time I was sat on my farm with my lovely wife, Pam. 

you: but on that fine day a sheep burst into my field and stole all my crops and then ate my lovely wife Pam.

you: I have hated sheep ever since

(Sent via iMessage 01:24)

Changkyun: you're so weird 

Changkyun: but that was cooler i applaud 

(Sent via iMessage 01:25)

you: rip Pam 

(Sent via iMessage 01:26)

Changkyun: rip Pam 

(Sent via iMessage 01:27)

you: it's 1am my boy 

(Sent via iMessage 01:28)

Changkyun: 'my boy'

(Sent via iMessage 01:29)

you: yes you're my son now

(Sent via iMessage 01:30)

Changkyun: um I already have a mother and I'm older than you?????

(Sent via iMessage 01:31)

you: be quiet boy 

you: Changkyun my lil gay stripper son <3

you: mummy loves you 

(Sent via iMessage 01:32)

Changkyun: are you drunk 

(Sent via iMessage 01:33)

you: nooooooooooooo mummy is just v tired :-(

(Sent via iMessage 01:33)

Changkyun: do you have some kinda mommy kink bc im concerned and ready to kinkshame

(Sent via iMessage 01:34)

you: no im just weird when I'm tired I'm sorry :-((((( 

you: sing me a lullaby chachachangkyun

(Sent via iMessage 01:35)

Changkyun: how

(Sent via iMessage 01:36)

you: be cr3at1ve

you: like m3

(Sent via iMessage 01:37)

Changkyun: n0

(Sent via iMessage 01:38)

you: that's my boy

(Sent via iMessage 01:39)

Changkyun: stop I'll sing you a lullaby just stop calling me my boy pls

(Sent via iMessage 01:40)

you: deal !!!!!!!!!!

(Sent via iMessage 01:41)

Changkyun: I'm crap at singing so I'll rap something 

Changkyun: what do you want me to rap

(Sent via iMessage 01:42)

you: o man idk

you: moms spaghetti 

you: that one Eminem song

you: WAIT NO

you: do I.M's part in blue moon i like that part

(Sent via iMessage 01:43)

Changkyun: i can do that

Changkyun: give me a minute 

(Sent via iMessage 01:44)

you: aju nice

(Sent via iMessage 01:50)

**Voice message received from contact: Changkyun**

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THE MOMENT Y'ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER BE PREPARED LOVELIES.

also y'all should check out my friend's (hyungwonmydick) Changkyun fanfic called 'No Authority' even though she's a hyungwon and tried to kill off my baby Kihyun :-(