And so it begins...........

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you: hello baby yeah I want to ride yuh

you: that's the point please don't kill my vibe 

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hoe friend: SLOW SLOW SLOW

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you: i love hyolyn

you: and jooheon obviously

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rap god jooheon: thanks

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Minhyuk<3: aren't you two coming to L.A today? ~

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hoe friend: we are on our way now

hoe friend: but SOMEONE didn't pack until last minute again 

hoe friend: so our taxi left early and we had to get another one

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you: lol I wonder who

you: maybe maybe I can try to find my way back to you

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hoe friend: my headphones are busted but she won't share with me so the taxi driver keeps trying to talk to me...

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you: my sweetie Madeleine 

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hoe friend: stop typing out lyrics you're making me want to listen to music but i can't 

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you: im listening to knk now

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Wonhoe: why are you texting each other when you're in the same car

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hoe friend: we're EDGY

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hyungwon: we're on our way to our hotel

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hoe friend: did i ask

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hyungwon: we're staying at The Victon

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hoe friend: did i ask

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you: bummer we aren't at the same place

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Minhyuk<3: changkyun will be disappointed

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hyungwon: i'm disappointed 

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hoe friend: because you can't see me 

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hyungwon: yes

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hoe friend: someone's whipped

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hyungwon: if you're into that then sure

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hoe friend: ew no 

hoe friend: i don't have any weird kinks tyvm

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you: daddy chae 

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hoe friend: STOP DONT EVEN

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Wonhoe: ???

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hoe friend: don't ask

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you: where's changkyun 

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rap god jooheon: he's sleeping rn

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Wonhoe: it's a rare moment

Wonhoe: kihyun's head is on changkyun's shoulder they're both asleep

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you: omg

you: changki rise

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rap god jooheon: changki???

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you: changkyun x kihyun = changki

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rap god jooheon: that's gold

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(rap god jooheon has changed the group name to: changki rise)

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hoe friend: personally i prefer hyungwonho

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you: no 

you: wonho can only date kihyun

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hoe friend: we are not getting into this again

hoe friend: kiho is weak

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you: how dare you

you: kiho is on top

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hyungwon: kihyun can have wonho i don't want him

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Wonhoe: i don't want you either u stick

Wonhoe: insect*

Wonhoe: kihyun can cook anyway

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you: KIHO CONFIRMED

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hoe friend: hyungwon you traitor

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hyungwon: i want hyunwoo instead

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rap god jooheon: who do i get

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you: minhyuk

you: joohyuk no.2 after kiho

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rap god jooheon: what if i want changkyun

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you: you can't 

you: i'm selfish

you: i want him all to myself

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hyungwon: it's a shame changkyun isn't awake to read that

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Wonhoe: he would eat that up

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hoe friend: she's typing lyrics again smh

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you: i want you all to myself, i swear

you: you don't need nobody else i swear

you: i want you all to myself i swear im selfish

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hyungwon: wow we got rick rolled

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hoe friend: we're almost at the airport 

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you: im so excited omg

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hoe friend: im not i hate heights

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Wonhoe: amen

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Minhyuk<3: i hope you guys have a safe flight! <3

(Sent via iMessage 10:05)

hoe friend: bless you minhyuk

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you: we're here omg

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hyungwon: we're almost at our hotel 

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you: soon we will be breathing the same air that's freaky

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hoe friend: we all breathe the same air idiot

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you: stfu u know what i mean

you: anyway we gtg

you: take a pic of changkyun and kihyun for me lol 

you: and tell changkyun i'll text him when im off the plane !! :)

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hoe friend: so she can ask him where they can meet up to succ

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you: im leaving without you bye

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hoe friend: no wait

hoe friend: she's actually leaving what a

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hyungwon: i'd leave you too lol

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hoe friend: bye

hoe friend: but seriously im just going to watch water for elephants and pretend im not 10000000 feet in the air

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hyungwon: cute 

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Wonhoe: you didn't call me cute when you found out about my fear of heights

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hyungwon: because you're ugly when you cry

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Wonhoe: this is why hyungwonho will never be real