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HERE YOU GO GUYS!!2!2!2 I HOPE YOU ENJOY.       ALSO I KINDA PUT 'MESSAGE RECIEVED' INSTEAD OF 'SENT VIA IMESSAGE' BUT WHO CARES IM TOO LAZY TO CHANGE IT.

FUTURE CHAPTERS WILL BE MORE FOCUSED ON THEIR BLOSSOMING RELATIONSHIP :)

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(Message received 01:55)

you: you deadass sound the same wtf

you: r u trolling me or what

 (Message received 01:56)

Changkyun: ;)

(Message received 01:57)

you: no no no it doesn't add up??

you: you have the same name as I.M, you're the same age as I.M, you just happen to have a friend called Wonho/Hoseok and now you're suggesting you sound exactly like him??

you: jfc im on this case like scooby doo

(Message received 01:58)

Changkyun: what do you think it means

(Message received 01:59)

you: what what means

(Message received at 02:00)

Changkyun: pls don't tell me you think this is all a coincidence 

(Message received at 02:01)

you: no what I think is that I'm an idiot and that you're a huge catfish 

you: lol man are you even korean??? are you even a guy??? im so stupid jesus christ 

(Message received at 02:02)

Changkyun: r u shtting me

Changkyun: you really are dumb if you think im a catfish

(Message received at 02:03)

you: are you really tryna pull one over on me

you: do you really expect me to believe you're the actual Changkyun of Monsta X

(Message received at 02:04)

Changkyun: i am the real Changkyun of MX you goof

(Message received at 02:05)

you: ya sure and I'm the real rose from titanic 

you: i am too tired for this goodnight 

(Message received at 02:06)

**You have received a photo from contact: Changkyun**
(A/N: JUST ENVISION A BOMB AS$ CHANGKYUN SELFIE)

(Message received at 02:07)

you: i bet £20 you got that from Google 

you: but okay, I'll play along 

you: send me a photo of you holding a spoon

(Message received at 02:09)

**You have received a photo from contact: Changkyun**

(Message received at 02:10)

you: hmmmmm still don't buy it

you: ok you'll never get this one

you: send a photo of you with your fist in your mouth 

(Message received at 02:13)

Changkyun: you're so hard to please omg but okay if it'll make you believe me

**You have received a photo from contact: Changkyun** 

(Message received at 02:14)

you: wtf 

you: wait wait wait wait wait waIT

(Message received at 02:15)

Changkyun: i already fisted my mouth for you im not doing anything else just believe me you dummy

Changkyun: also I'm literally wearing the same thing in all three a real catfish could never 

(Message received at 02:16)

you: fjsisbsiaoansj IM

you: i WANT TO BELIEVE YOU HUT ITS TOO UNREALL?????!2?

you: I OROMISE ILL BELIEVE YOU IF YOU SKEND A VIDEO OK

(Message received at 02:17)

Changkyun: u better 

Changkyun: what do you want me to say and ill say it

Changkyun: nothing 2 rude pls Minhyuk is in the next room

(Message received at 02:18)

you: MUNYUUK OMG

you: oK SAY MY NAME

you: wait nO THATS TOO OBVIOUS

you: SAY 

you: UH

you: SAY FACEBOOK MILK MILK 

(Message received at 02:19)

Changkyun: tf ok

**You have received a video from contact: Changkyun**

(Message received at 02:20)

you: OHDHEKNSISHSN WHAT

you: YKOIR ACCENT OH MYNHOSH

you: UR ACTUSLLY I.M IM SHOOK OHHS

(Message received at 02:21)

Changkyun: what the hell are you saying 

(Message received at 02:22)

you: IM SORRY I NEED A MINUTE OKAYIDI 

(Message received at 02:23)

Changkyun: k

Changkyun: i can't believe you didn't figure it out the minute i brought up monsta x seriously 

(Message received at 02:27)

you: okay im chill

you: and also pretty sure im dead or dreaming this is just too unreal w0w

(Message received at 02:29)

Changkyun: i can't believe you thought I was a catfish after I went to the effort of rapping for u

(Message received at 02:30)

you: im sorry ohmygosh i was just overwhelmed like???

you: a part of me kind of questioned it in the beginning but i thought nah there's no way its him

(Message received at 02:31)

Changkyun: facebook milk milk was my favourite part

(Message received at 02:33)

you: STOP i panicked okay

you: jesus 

you: why didn't u just tell me ogmf 

(Message received at 02:35)

Changkyun: i was a little bit worried that you'd act different around me

Changkyun: idk i like what we have and i don't want it to change so don't be weird or else

(Message received at 02:36)

you: are you implying I wasn't weird before 

(Message received at 02:37)

Changkyun: o man you're right 

(Message received at 02:38) 

you: yes

you: also you being famous and all doesn't change the fact that you're still a nerd ok im still gonna bully u

(Message received at 02:39)

Changkyun: :-( 

Changkyun: wow im changing your contact name to bully

(Message received at 02:40)

you: lol what was it before

(Message received at 02:41)

Changkyun: weird girl who texts me at 3am

(Message received at 02:42)

you: wOW u sck 

(Message received at 02:43)

Changkyun: ;)

Changkyun: also I know you wouldn't do this but don't give my number to anyone else 

(Message received at 02:44)

you: wow I feel like the real MVP

you: and okay I won't 

you: ..... On one condition ;)

(Message received at 02:45)

Changkyun: why do i have a bad feeling

Changkyun: okay what is your condition 

(Message received at 02:46)

you: i want unlimited pictures of kihyun

 

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Igotsmiles1
#1
Chapter 27: Omg seriously though!! I had the bestest laugh and loved reading this!! Hope you update really soon :(
dyo_wh
#2
Cutest fic!!
_mon_mon_bebe_
#3
I've never laughed that much before. Please update soon. I know you know that we know that you're reading the comments. and I know you know that we all are desparate for chapter 27 and hopefully more chapters. UPDATE SOON GURL!!!!
OtakuPandaHero
#4
Chapter 27: This is the best ing thing I’ve ever read in my whole life stgggg this is so ing funny. Please please please don’t leave me hanging I wanna read mooaaaaar. Pls I’m dying. Pls hlp. I really hope you update soon! It’s been a while, but I hope it’s not dead!
yellowlight_4
#5
Chapter 27: Omg it's like 4:30am and I'm reading this but I don't regret it it was so hilarious and please update soon :D
teenfinite1221 #6
Chapter 27: Back for my 12749302541 re-read of this fic and it never gets old... so ready for their comebackkkk
Chengbby
#7
Chapter 27: I didnt know I needed this in my life! Update!!
dictionx3
#8
Chapter 27: I'm really enjoying this! I hope you update soon