OK SO IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY I STILL FEEL FIVE THOUGH.

Thank you to everyone who is subscribing, voting and commenting I love seeing notifications and reading your comments they make me smile!!!

As I'm writing this I'm being spammed by @Hyungwonmydick telling me to update yikes

I hope you all enjoy! <3

P.S this chapter is so long omg 

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Wonhoe: there john now stop ting asking to join

Wonhoe: jooheon*

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Unknown: ya ya ya 

Unknown: i wknt to twlk to changkiuyns giltfriend 

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Wonhoe: what???

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Minhyuk<3: he said he wants to talk to Changkyun's girlfriend ~

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Unknown: exctaclyp 

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Kihyun<3: who let that idiot join

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Wonhoe: he kept kissing to join

Wonhoe: asking* 

Wonhoe: so i just added him to shut him up

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Changkyun: none of you should have joined

Changkyun: why did you add shownu hyung and the model jerk

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Wonhoe: hyungwon is a if we don't include him in things

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Kihyun<3: he's a anyway

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Unknown: likke u cjan taalk 

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Kihyun: what was that

Kihyun: i don't speak moron

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Minhyuk<3: he said like you can talk~

Minhyuk<3: he's calling you a too kihyunnie ~

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Kihyun<3: gee minhyuk i couldn't tell!!!

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Wonhoe: gee gee gee gee baby baby

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you: im trying to have a nap shut up

you: wait

you: RAP GOD LEE JOOHEON IS HERE?¿

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Unknown: yjes i akm 

Unknown: srorry im typing wjith one hjand 

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Wonhoe: what are you doing with the other

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Kihyun<3: i don't want to know

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Unknown: ikm not djoing angthing dirtyu im playijng a ghame on thje xbox 

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Minhyuk<3: he's playing minecraft ~

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Unknown: no ikjm not

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you: jooheon I'll play minecraft with you omg 

you: what a king

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rap god jooheon: ikm not playjing minecraftp 

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Changkyun: he's not the king of anything

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Minhyuk<3: he's the king of minecraft ~

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rap god jooheon: IKM NOT PLAYONG MINECRAFT OMFG

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you: im sorry omg

you: stop bullying jooheon everyone or you'll catch these hands

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Wonhoe: catch these hands???

Wonhoe: i would catch you if you fell !!

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you: it means I'll fight you but omg

you: wonho you're so sweet

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Kihyun<3: yuck

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Changkyun: for once i agree with kihyun 

Changkyun: wonho don't be disgusting

Changkyun: the only thing you're going to catch is me throwing you out the window

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Minhyuk<3: changkyun is jealous ~

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rap god jooheon: wonho djont flirtj with changkyuins girl

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you: omg

you: im not his girl guys stopp im blushing

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Changkyun: ew as if 

Changkyun: im not into girls with mommy kinks

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you: shut up i'll fight you rn

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Wonhoe: you can be my girl if you want :)

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you: OMG WONHO DONT DO THAT MY HEART WILL SPLIT IN HALF

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Changkyun: wonho please die

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Wonhoe: she's not your granddaughter though

Wonhoe: girlfriend*

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Changkyun: and i'd die before i let her become yours piss off

Changkyun: kihyun hyung ground him

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Kihyun<3: wonho has a point

Kihyun<3: [y/n] is a cutie anyone would be lucky to have don't keep her to yourself Changkyun

Kihyun<3: a friend of yours is a friend of ours 

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Minhyuk<3: i can hear kihyun laughing from the other room he's just pushing your buttons maknae ~

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Changkyun: all of you can choke except hyunwoo and minhyuk hyungs 

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rap god jooheon: whjat abjout me

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Changkyun: as if i'd associate with someone who plays minecraft 

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rap god jooheon: you're an

rap god jooheon: i stopped playing with one hand just so i could type that asshat

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you: you guys are going to be the death of me

you: and I don't know if that's good or bad

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Unknown: how do i mute this?

Unknown: i was sleeping but i just kept hearing buzzing i thought there was a bee and hit my head on hoseoks bunk

Unknown: thanks a lot

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Minhyuk<3: sorry hyungwon ~

Minhyuk<3: i'll come show you how

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Unknown: thanks

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you: char hyping 

you:  chair hanging

you: chae hyiongpon 

you: CHAE HYUNGWON*

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Unknown: ?

Unknown: who's that 

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Wonhoe: the girl changkyun's talking to

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you: why do i feel 11 times uglier just by reading hyungwon's text

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Unknown: it happens

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Kihyun<3: vain even after just waking up

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Unknown: so?

Unknown: asleep or awake I'm good looking

Unknown: sorry if that makes you feel inferior hyung 

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Kihyun<3: ha

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you: you're good looking too kihyun

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Kihyun<3: :) thank you

Kihyun<3: where is changkyun?

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you: he's messaging me privately

you: i think he got annoyed

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Kihyun<3: what a baby

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Hyungwon: now that i'm awake

Hyungwon: i'm bored

Hyungwon: entertain me

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Wonhoe: we aren't your slaves

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Hyungwon: nobody asked for your input 

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you: i know someone who would happily be your slave lmao

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Hyungwon: oh really who

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you: my friend she adores you so much 

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Hyungwon: she sounds entertaining

Hyungwon: i want to talk to her

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you: omg she would die on the spot if she knew you'd said that

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Hyungwon: it happens 

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you: but changkyun told me i shouldn't reveal any of your numbers

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Hyungwon: who cares what that chihuahua says

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Wonho: is your friend a grill?

Wonho: girl*

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Kihyun<3: wonho doesn't normally talk to girls so he's deprived

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Wonho: shut up midget

Wonho: we could all just not tell her our identities

Wonho: use fake names i guess

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you: lol I already told her changkyun's name was Daniel so i guess it works

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Hyungwon: do it do it do it

Hyungwon: talking to strangers that adore me is exciting

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Unknown: something tells me you weren't raised right

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Hyungwon: not now shownu 

Hyungwon: wait what should I say my name is?

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Kihyun<3: just say a name that isn't yours it isn't that hard

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Hyungwon: ok ok add her

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you: okay if u insist 

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hoe friend: ?

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Hyungwon: hi

Hyungwon: my name is kihyun

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Kihyun<3: nOT MY NAME ARE YOU STUPID

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Hyungwon: you said to use a name that isn't mine

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hoe friend: bye