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THIS CHAPTER IS OVER 2,300 WORDS LONG LAUREN I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

This chapter is so messy but LONG AS HELL guys it took me so long to write

KCON CHAPTERS ARE ABOUT TO START APPEARING YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH LOL

also if you want to ask me anything or talk about how much you hate yoo kihyun you should follow my twitter @kihyunq it's wild

ENJOY MY LOVELIES <3

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Minhyuk<3: changkyun i'm sorry ~

(Sent via iMessage 23:03)

Kihyun<3: LOL

Kihyun<3: i'm not

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Wonhoe: what happened wtf

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Changkyun: kihyun and minhyuk are dead to me

(Sent via iMessage 23:06)

Wonhoe: ???

(Sent via iMessage 23:07)

Hyungwon: hoseok i swear if i missed kihyun and changkyun having a fist fight because you dragged me to the convenience store i'm going to throw you to china 

(Sent via iMessage 23:08)

rap god jooheon: they probably would have had a fist fight if shownu hyung hadn't stopped them lol

(Sent via iMessage 23:09)

you: ASHFHJFKDKSKFJLL

(Sent via iMessage 23:10)

Hyungwon: what's the sitch 

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Minhyuk<3: changkyunnie was facetiming  [y/n] 

(Sent via iMessage 23:12)

Changkyun: i was until you fatties ruined it

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Minhyuk<3: i only wanted to talk to [y/n]~~ :(

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Kihyun<3: so did i 

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Changkyun: bite my no you did not kihyun

(Sent via iMessage 23:16)

Hyungwon: someone explain what the hell happened

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you: i got to speak to yoo kihyun i got to speak to lee minhyuk i got to speak to yoo kihyun i got to speak to lee minhyuk i got to speak to yoo kihyun i got to speak to lee minhyuk 

(Sent via iMessage 23:18)

rap god jooheon: i wasn't there for the whole thing but changkyun wouldn't let anyone else disturb his facetime 

rap god jooheon: but shownu hyung needed his help outside so he left his phone with me for a few minutes but i needed a piss so i just gave it to minhyuk

rap god jooheon: when I came back changkyun was locked outside the dorm and kihyun and minhyuk were talking to [y/n]

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You: it was beautiful minhyuk is beautiful kihyun is beautiful 

(Sent via iMessage 23:20)

Minhyuk<3: you're beautiful too ! 

(Sent via iMessage 23:21)

Kihyun<3: thanks :)

(Sent via iMessage 23:22)

you: MINHYUK PLS YOU'RE SO CUTE

(Sent via iMessage 23:23)

Hyungwon: ok i'm still missing a huge chunk of the story

Hyungwon: why was changkyun locked out?

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Wonhoe: who changkyun out

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rap god jooheon: ew wonho what the hell

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Wonho: lol i meant locked sorry

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you: LOL

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Changkyun: i bet my left it was kihyun

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Kihyun<3: don't put my name and 'your left ' in same sentence again i just dry heaved

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Changkyun: did you lock me out or not

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Kihyun<3: of course

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Changkyun: die

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Hyungwon: why do the average looking act so childish

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you: i'm still crying over 'who changkyun out' 

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Hyungwon: childish 

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you: bite me

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Hyungwon: sure

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hoe friend: OKAY what the HELL is HAPPENING

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Changkyun: i forgot about your friend

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you: wtf so did I 

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hoe friend: is this one of those weird role play chats where people roleplay as idols because if it is someone remove me rn

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Minhyuk<3: ?????

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You: um i should probably message you in private 

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Hyungwon: i'm chae hyungwon 

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hoe friend: sure you are

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you: changkyun is it ok for me to tell her?????? 

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Hyungwon: yes

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you: is your name changkyun 

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Hyungwon: .

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you: didn't think so

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Changkyun: do you trust her?

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you: sadly yes

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Changkyun: then if you trust her I trust her lol

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Kihyun<3: cringe

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Changkyun: shut up

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hoe friend: ??????????????

hoe friend: [y/n] i'm deadass about to leave

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Hyungwon: don't leave

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you: wait wait wait text me privately i'll explain

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hoe friend: good

hoe friend: you dm me first sweaty

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you: lol you might want to sit down

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you: everyone in that chat is a member of monsta x

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hoe friend: funny joke

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you: LEGIT they are

you: i didn't believe changkyun either but it really is i just facetimed him

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hoe friend: are you drunk

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you: no

you: why would I lie about this !!!!!!!!!!

you: they are monsta x

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hoe friend: ya sure okay

hoe friend: i believe you

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you: pick a member

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hoe friend: ? 

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you: of monsta x

you: i'll add them to the chat

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hoe friend: hahahahahahaha no

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you: just pick one and i'll prove it omfjfjsj 

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hoe friend: this is so stupid

hoe friend: fine i pick wonho

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you: I thought you'd pick Hyungwon ngl

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hoe friend: exactly

hoe friend: that's why i didn't incase you're pranking me

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you: this would be a pretty lame prank 

you: but ok, wonho it is

(You have added contact: Wonhoe to the conversation)

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hoe friend: are you honestly going through with this do you actually expect me to believe that is shin hoseok

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Wonhoe: at your serve

Wonhoe: service*

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you: wonho send me a selfie of you and a toilet brush

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Wonhoe: why 

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you: just DO IT

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Wonhoe: ok shia labeouf

**You have received an image from contact: Wonhoe**

(Sent via iMessage 00:22)

you: SEE it's wonho 

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hoe friend: that could be any selfie

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Wonhoe: oh okay so you think i take selfies with toilet brushes regularly thanks

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you: ask him to say anything 

you: wonho video yourself

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Wonhoe: you know just because changkyun has a soft spot for you doesn't mean i'm your slave

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you: DO IT

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Wonhoe: ok!!!!

Wonhoe: don't eat my

Wonhoe: beat*

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you: do it please

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Wonhoe: OKAY what should I say

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you: ^^

you: what should he say

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hoe friend: can we just drop this im over it

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you: im not dropping it until you believe me

you: choose something

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hoe friend: fine

hoe friend: okay 'wonho'

hoe friend: please say: [y/n] you're an idiot if you think I'm going to believe you

hoe friend: and then slap yourself in the face at the end

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you: wonho do the thing

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Wonhoe: women

***You have received a video message from contact: Wonhoe***

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you: wow you actually slapped yourself

you: BUT TY WONHO FOR HELPING <3

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Wonhoe: you're welcome :)

(Sent via iMessage 00:38)

hoe friend: WHAT

hoe friend: HOW

hoe friend: DID THAT ACTUALLY

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you: im getting throwbacks to when i didn't believe changkyun lol

you: deja vu 

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hoe friend: SHIN WONHO OMG

hoe friend: IM HAVINF A SEIZURE YOURE SO JHOJTJ

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Wonhoe: should i leave

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you: maybe that's the best idea

you: so she can sort herself out before she embarrasses herself

you: but thank you wonho pls tell changkyun i'll message him soon ! 

(Sent via iMessage 00:43)

Wonhoe: alright ! <3

(Wonhoe has left the chat)

(Sent via iMessage 00:44)

hoe friend: NO WONHO COMME BACK OKG

hoe friend: WHY

hoe friend: DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU WERE TALKING TO MONSTA X WTF

hoe friend: THATS LIKE BEST FRIEND CODE IF UR TALKING TO A HOT GROUP OF KOREAN IDOLS U TELL UR BEST FRIEND OK U JUDT HAVE TO

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you: i wanted to omg it was so hard not saying anything 

you: but changkyun told me not to 

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hoe friend: CHANKGYUN

hoe friend: HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN WTF??????

(Sent via iMessage 00:47)

you: long story short i was sent a message to the wrong number accusing them of stealing my pizza but it turned out to be lim changkyun lol

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hoe friend: OH MYNG GOD

hoe friend: YOU'RE LITERALLY TBE LUCKIEST SON OF A IN THE WORLD I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT

(Sent via iMessage 00:49)

you: stop talking in caps 

(Sent via iMessage 00:50)

hoe friend: NO IM SO???

hoe friend: SHOCKED AND EXCITED AND OMG

hoe friend: wait

hoe friend: the boy you told me you've been talking to for a while

hoe friend: that was changkyun ?

(Sent via iMessage 00:51)

you: yes..........

(Sent via iMessage 00:52)

hoe friend: YOU HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT YOU WERE ON IT WITH LIM CHANGKYUN

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you: we are not 'on it' omg stop

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hoe friend: I DONT BELIEBE YOU

hoe friend: FROM WHAT I READ IN THE CHAT HE SEEms to be a little into you wonho even said he had a 'soft spot' for you trust me i know these things 

(Sent via iMessage 00:55)

you: lim changkyun is not into me 

(Sent via iMessage 00:56)

hoe friend: hA

hoe friend: i beg to differ

hoe friend: but what if he did

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you: what if he did what?

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hoe friend: like you idiot

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you: he doesn't

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hoe friend: but what if he DID

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you: I don't know

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hoe friend: i know what i'd do

hoe friend: if lim changkyun liked me i'd get on my knees right there and then and give him the succ of his life

(Sent via iMessage 01:03)

you: ew you're disgusting 

you: i thought you liked hyungwon 

(Sent via iMessage 01:04)

hoe friend: i do like hyungwon 

hoe friend: HYUNGWON

hoe friend: if you'll excuse me

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you: where are you going?

(Sent via iMessage 01:06)

hoe friend: i'm going to slide into chae ting hyungwon's dms brb 

(Sent via iMessage 01:07)

you: oh lord

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you: hi I'm back

you: and tired how is it 1am already

(Sent via iMessage 01:09)

Changkyun: you took forever

Changkyun: wonho said that your friend believes you now?

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you: it took a long time but she does now ya

you: btw you should probably warn hyungwon....

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Changkyun: why?

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you: because she told me she's about to 'slide into his dms'

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Changkyun: he'll be fine

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you: you don't understand

you: she won't stop until he agrees to marriage

(Sent via iMessage 01:15)

Changkyun: yikes wow

Changkyun: but if they get together before us i'm taking hyungwon to Switzerland and euthanising him

(Sent via iMessage 01:16)

you: lol

you: 'get together before us' ?

(Sent via iMessage 01:17)

Changkyun: ok i should have re read that before sending it 

Changkyun: but

Changkyun: if we're still both single when we're like 50 we should accept that we're undesirable and be ugly together

(Sent via iMessage 01:18)

you: that was such a cringey thing to say are you sure you aren't a fckboi

you: and you're not ugly shut up

(Sent via iMessage 01:19)

Changkyun: next to you i'm a 2 at best

Changkyun: and idc just accept my offer

(Sent via iMessage 01:20)

you: demanding 

you: idk if I want to be with such a demanding person when I'm 50 i may have to decline hmmmmmn

(Sent via iMessage 01:21)

Changkyun: too bad

(Sent via iMessage 01:22)

you: wow

you: you better still be hot in like 30 years then or if isn't worth it

(Sent via iMessage 01:23)

Changkyun: bite me

Changkyun: fine then lets shorten it to 20 years 

(Sent via iMessage 01:24)

you: someone's a bit eager to be with me 

(Sent via iMessage 01:25)

Changkyun: :-))))))))

(Sent via iMessage 01:26)

you: ew you're being creepy I'm going to bed

(Sent via iMessage 01:27)

Changkyun: goodnight future wife

(Sent via iMessage 01:28)

you: definitely going to bed now

you: and are you implying you don't think anyone will want me by the time im 40 how rude

(Sent via iMessage 01:29)

Changkyun: you said it not me

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you: i hope hyungwon wipes his with your pillow