Rule #7

The Rules of Survival
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Rule #7:  Question everything.  Why?  Why?  Why?

 

            Ryeowook’s knuckles were white as he gripped the seat of the car.  “You need to slow the down before you get us killed!”

            “You wanted me to lose your buddies,” Kyuhyun reminded him, glancing in the rearview mirror.  “Trust me that this is going to be the only way.  I already tried to lose them in the city, but the bastards are too damn good at their jobs.  The only way we can do it is to outrun them.  On the freeway, they’re never going to catch us.”

            “Until we hit something!”

            “You’re going to have to trust this hand-eye coordination of mine,” he pointed out.  “Once they’re out of sight, we’ll exit the freeway and head wherever you want.”

            Ryeowook closed his eyes and concentrated on breathing deep for a moment.  If he kept watching the road, he was going to vomit.  But the loud honking of a semi-truck and the realization that Kyuhyun had wandered into the oncoming lane briefly to go around another car had his eyes flying open.  “I swear on the powers above, if you do not stop this vehicle right now, I will kill you myself!”

            “You’re so dramatic,” Kyuhyun said, slowing the car down drastically and turning off on the next exit ramp.  “I’m pretty sure we lost them this time.  You really need to lighten up a little.”

            “I am trying to save your life so you can decode a disc for NIS and you are driving like a bat out of hell,” Ryeowook accused him.

            “Actually, bats fly really well.  They have that echoing thing they do that’s kind of like sonar, so they never run into anything, just like me!” Kyuhyun pointed out, patting Ryeowook’s arm.

            Ryeowook scoot closer to the window.  “Don’t touch me!”

            “You didn’t feel that way this morning when you were cuddled up with me,” Kyuhyun teased.

            “I had nothing to do with that!” Ryeowook heatedly shot back.

            Kyuhyun glanced over at him and smirked.  “What’s so terrible about sleeping with someone?  According to Minho, you’re gay as well.”

            Ryeowook’s jaw dropped.  “Why the hell would he tell you something like that?  And why does he know that?”

            “He told me because I asked.  And apparently those guys have the scoop on just about everyone.”

            Ryeowook’s cheeks turned pink yet again and Kyuhyun was rather proud of himself for having such an effect on the little temperamental agent.  “We’ll see how much business they get from me in the future.”

            “I imagine there’s not a surplus of such stores, so they probably feel safe telling me your secrets, even if it will piss you off a little.  Although I don’t know why you’re so bothered about it.”

            “I’m not!” Ryeowook denied, folding his arms over his chest.  “Take a right at the next block.  Whether I’m into men or women makes no difference, since I really don’t get involved in relationships anyway.”

            “Why?”

            “First of all, as an agent, it puts the person you’re dating or married to at risk.  If you have enemies, they’re always looking for a way to hurt you.  The other reason is that someone who loves you tends not to like you working a dangerous job and eventually tries to talk you into leaving it.”

            “If you found the right person you wanted to spend your life with, wouldn’t you be willing to walk away from being an agent for them?” Kyuhyun questioned.

            Ryeowook shrugged.  “I don’t know.  I’ve never found anyone I’d be willing to leave the agency for yet…and I’m not leaving until I bring down the Omega Operation, no matter what.  So you see, it doesn’t really matter.”

            “Guess I’m going to ruin all your ing excuses if I decode this disc and it contains all the names of the Omega Operation's partners, won’t I?  Maybe I should pretend I can’t for the sake of your bachelor’s life?” he suggested.

            Ryeowook rolled his eyes, not even dignifying him with a response.  

            “It’d be such a shame to accomplish your life’s goal and have to settle down at such a young age,” Kyuhyun continued, driving at a leisurely speed to keep from attracting any attention.  He stopped at a stoplight and looked into the rearview mirror.  Agents Donghae and Eunhyuk were no longer following them.  “I think we really did lose them this time.”

            “I really don’t understand why you give a crap about my love life,” Ryeowook grumbled, looking out the passenger window, not seeing anything of interest. 

            “You know, you’re a pretty smart guy, for the most part,” Kyuhyun said, looking over at the moody agent who’d saved his life less than twenty-four hours ago.  “But you’re really oblivious to some things.”  Kyuhyun leaned over and kissed the agent on the cheek before returning his attention to the road.  He continued driving down the road, waiting for his protector to throw another fit.

            Ryeowook looked over at the computer hacker in disbelief.  He did not just kiss him!  Certainly he didn’t do anything as stupid as kissing him!  Because that was like making a death wish.  “If you ever…EVER do that again, I swear I will choke the life out of you myself!  I don’t care if the agency needs you or not.”

            “I am positive I would rather die at your hands than at President Choi’s,” Kyuhyun said.

            “Don’t tempt fate.”

            Kyuhyun leaned over and kissed him again.

 

            When they walked into the hotel room they’d booked, Kyuhyun’s left cheek was bright red and a bit swollen.  That was what happened when you dared to kiss your protector after he warned you not to kiss him again, but Kyuhyun figured it was well worth the bruise he was going to end up with.  And he was still alive, after all, which might not be the case tomorrow or the next day.  If the chances of him dying in the next few days were as high as everyone claimed they were, then he'd be damned if he wasn’t going to enjoy himself a little before that happened.  The only thing that he couldn’t explain was why his armed never felt the same way, considering he risked his life on a regular basis. 

            As Kyuhyun looked around the room and spotted the large bed—just one of them—he began to laugh.  “You must have liked sleeping with me more than you are willing to admit to!”

            “Don’t flatter yourself,” Ryeowook said, setting his bags on the bed and beginning to unpack the anti-bugging equipment from the duffle bag.  “It was cheaper to get a single bed and we can’t both sleep at the same time for safety reasons.  One of us always needs to be awake to listen for someone approaching.”

            “That’s all right,” Kyuhyun said, setting his computer down on the desk.  “We can just lie awake in bed and cuddle.”

            “You touch me again and the next thing I do to you will hurt a hell of a lot more th

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Elf_yw
#1
Chapter 1: I found this now and it's really amazing!
sheen1614 #2
Chapter 20: In my opinion, this chapter is a nice touch to end the story... coz it features the “normal everyday life” after living for so long as an agent. The seeming struggle of removing habits deeply ingrained by being excellent at what you used to do and the learning of just living with old habits that die hard.
chilliegila #3
Chapter 19: I don't know if you'll read this or not. I reallllyyyyyy love this story. the way you described the situation, the action, and everything else is so vivid that i could imagine them happening. If this were to be made into a movie, i would for sure watch it several times! Thank youu so muuuucchh for writing this story! I really enjoyed each chapter, I read all of them in one go XD. Thank you thank you thaankkk yooouuuu!!

NB: I really wish wookie would be back as an agent :D
HaizaAdriana
#4
Chapter 20: not gonna lie, as much as i love your wolfau stories the most this one is one of my fav. i wish you could write more of this kind of stories. i love it. i don’t read this one often but when i do, wow- i keep falling in love with this story.
mykyunie #5
Chapter 20: Your Kyuwook stories are the best. This is the third time I read it. I just love it.
GogeeSujufan
#6
Chapter 20: Ha ha Finally It's a real break for me from reading the wolfau fanfics again and again. This is really an awesome story. It topped my fav story list. Great plots and Sungmin saeun part is way too adorable than any other stories. Really loved this one.
taempteng
#7
Chapter 16: LOL, mama instinct got upped to 11 now that Seoyeon is born. X’D I guess Saeun is just the kind of mother who’s over protective of her child and would probably not hesitate to kill anyone who taints her child. :D Ah well, I think I can relate.

As for Sungmin, dude’s got damn reflexes! X’D It’s better that Changmin doesn’t know what Saeun almost did, I don’t think he’ll be able to live down the terror. (^^”) And it’s good that Sungmin has those reflexes, because it’ll come in handy when the child decides to do something suicidal (like rolling off a bed or something).

Yesung is such a sweet partner. CX He knows exactly what Ryeowook is thinking and helped him smack Kyuhyun for him (although not on the chest, still). Alas, Yesung isn’t the best man for Ryeowook, that’s too bad. (QwQ)
taempteng
#8
Chapter 15: OoooOOOHHH! They’re dating!! (OuO) My babies are datING!!!
I’m so happy to see the TeukChul ship sailing~ (TuT) Even though they had little interaction, it was clear from their moments together that there was something. I’m so glad that it turned out that the ship is official!
Ahhh, Leeteuk being worried about Heechul is so sweet to watch. (>w<) I can’t, these two are just too much!

OMG HE’S FINALLY CAUGHT!! (ÒvÓ) Although I do have to sympathise him for not having his love(?) returned by Heechul. He came back for ‘her’, only to realise too late that ‘she’s’ Aldo against him. That is something tragic when you come to think of it. :C Well, he died a quick death, at least.

And then, we got Ryeowook. Entering scenes with style like always!
taempteng
#9
Chapter 14: Ahhh, a chapter full of KyuWook just almost being killed. I missed this. X’D

Kyuhyun is obviously in love with Ryeowook to the point that he’s willing to stay back for him. :’) And it’s also good to see that Ryeowook is finally opening up to more people around him! I was cheering when he finally told D&E and Krystal his actual name.
taempteng
#10
Chapter 13: I may talk a lot about SiChul in the comments on chapters with them, but FAHK, TeukChul will forever be my fave Heechul ship, period. (QwQ) I was already feeling something between the two when Leeteuk was almost killed in that chapter, how worried Heechul was and the way Leeteuk expressed comfort to the other. Most agents wouldn’t be this worried, they would normally ask about their well being before moving on to arresting their guys, not kicking at the man in frustration and screaming bloody murder.

Ahhh, I wonder what would Heechul do now? And I wonder if Leeteuk returns the feelings? Hnggg, so many questions!