hello es and bros and non-binary hoes i dare you to open this! you get a free pass if you understood the reference 

i'm currently looking for someone to plot or rp with. kindly read until the end if you're interested to apply.

this is an ad for people to be friends and play genshin with. open this rn. :sobbing:

recently returning from a 2-3yr hiatus and am lacking the necessary social skills to get back into the swing of things. care to lead the way? my hand is yours to hold if you so desire. if i’ve piqued your interest in even the slightest, do read on. 

im tired of talking to my same 4 friends everyday and want to meet new people and talk with them in dms to form actual friendships LOLLL. i might at replying but i promise if you give me a minute to warm up to you, we can become great friends.  im 18 so if you want to make out then be of age i want to watch a LOT of movies and its boring by myself so lets watch things together im very into music as well so i can recommend you songs that i gatekeep 

hey you! yes. you! where have you been ?? ??? (\_{‘-‘}_/) lf : friends in exchange for a safe space & mutual respect and trust with lots of pinky promises ><

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CORONA

2 for 1!!! its discounted friendship what cant u like abt that ^__^

nothing is real, but hey i can be! bonus: you get yourself a friend, (or oomf <3) if i'm lucky enough...

what's wrong, kitten? you seem quiet.. i think you should meow for me. mdni.

hey do u guys know anyone with the name katsu? i think he likes anime.... lmao we used to rp together and we kinda miss him. just wondering if he's still out there

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got em.

NO IT'S SALE SALE. YEAH WE'RE ON SALE BUY 1 GET 1 SO CLICK THIS AD THIS INSTANT ???

if you don’t click and check out this ad, Something will be Outside your window at exactly 2:47 am Tonight. [scary]

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Please....Pleek...PLEEK.

samgyup!

anne young juice ayo , konnichiwa, hello : D thank you for sparing me some time, u c fr i lov u alrdy xoxo

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i will write your name for my starbucks drinks <3 

you know you wanna talk, pspspsps. c'mere, i'll treat you well.

looking to facechase... :lipbite:.

i'm bored and want someone to give my attention to while i have all this freetime so? hi! :P mdni, sorry!

PLEEK

Been getting a little too lonely right now, but I'm too lazy to join new rps so yeah.  I'm on the plus side but sometimes lives like I'm from the minus  I'm 19 so I'm fine with n/sfw Slow replies bcs I'm lazy or busy, so if you're impatient, this ad isn't for you If you wanna join rps together, just tell me and I'll consider, if my time allows me too lol I'm either clingy or cold or chaotic, there's no in between. Also I tend to be an atten

Can you pay my telephone bills? Do you pay my automo' bills? (i know you're dancing right now, check this out).

be my friend please.

instead of spending my days streaming sour i'd prefer to spend them with you.  

DING DING CALLING ALL LOVELY SOULS. you yes you come here wyd

open, please. i promise i'm interesting and fun. woah.

must be you. /j!!!!!!