Haven't written one of these in ages so here's just a silly something for you

Sehun: guuuuuyyyyssss

Sehun: Hello?

Sehun: Come on, you can’t all have your phones off

Chen: what’s wrong maknae?

Sehun: I’m sick L

Baekhyun: we know. We heard you coughing all night

Sehun: some sympathy please

Chanyeol: shouldn’t you be resting?

Sehun: I’m bored

Suho: watch a movie?

Sehun: urgh that’s too much effort

Kris: you must be really sick if watching movies is too much

Tao: he’s all gross

Tao: I saw him this morning

Sehun: thank you so much for that

Tao: snot everywhere

Lay: eeeuuuuwwwww!

Sehun: shut up hyung

Lay: don’t make me sick please

Sehun: I’ll sneeze all over you

Chen: Me and Minseok hyung are out buying coffee. Do you want me to get you some honey tea?

Sehun: yes please hyung, thank you so much

Sehun: you’re my favourite

Kyungsoo: you said I was your favourite

Kyungsoo: I made you soup last night

Sehun: that was last night. Stop living in the past hyung

Kyungsoo:

Baekhyun: lmao

Lay: woah!

Luhan: Sehunnie should I bring you anything back from the store?

Chen: too late hyung. I’m already his fave

Sehun: I can have 2 faves

Sehun: throat sweets please

Baekhyun: some cough medicine please

Baekhyun: he needs it

Suho: guys be nice. He can’t help coughing all the time

Chen: honey tea bought. Be home soon

Sehun: <3

Sehun: will someone hang out with me?

Suho: I think most of us are out. Is jongin still there?

Kai: watching soccer. Sorry.

Sehun: hope your team lose

Kai: hope you sneeze and your nose falls off

Kai: bother yifan. He’s home too

Kris; I just left, sorry

Kris: I walked right past you

Kris; I said goodbye

Kai: oh….

Sehun: don’t leave me alone with him guys

Sehun: If I have a coughing fit he won’t save me

Sehun: I’ll die

Kai: so long as you do it quietly

Suho: Jongin, don’t let him die please

Chanyeol: yeah, we’ll lose a lot of fans

Baekhyun: agreed. Ppl seem to think he’s good looking for some reason

Sehun: where is everyone anyway?

Chanyeol: interview, remember?

Baekhyun: me too

Kyungsoo: me 3

Lay: me 4

Chen: coffee date with minseokkie

Xiumin: don’t call it a date, asshat

Chen; he’s playing hard to get

Chen: I think he’s into me

Xiumin: Sehun, please give him your germs

Baekhyun: no, don’t. He’s whiney when he’s ill

Suho: he’s always whiney

Chen: shut up, jerk faces

Suho: it’s your charm

Luhan: I’ll be back soon Sehunnie. I’ll hang out with you

Sehun: love you hyung xoxo

Kai: as expected luhannie is too nice

Luhan: as expected, Jongin’s team are losing and he’s in a bad mood

Kai: :(

Kris: sehun, seriously try and rest for now ok?

Sehun: fine hyung

Chen: honey tea on its way

Sehun: thank you hyungie

Sehun: you can really tell who your friends are when you’re sick

Kai: if you don’t stop coughing I’m going to come in there and suffocate you with a pillow

Kai: is that what you want?

Sehun: case in point

Any ideas for more of these? I'm totally open to prompts. They can be AU relatonshippy ones or anything.