Luxury Camping

Exo Text Messages

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Chanyeol: Guess where we are

Baekhyun: kidnapped?

Chanyeol: that’s not a place

Chen: who’s we?

Xiumin: me and the maknaes

Chanyeol: and me!

Suho: didn’t you go to film that cf?

Kyungsoo: when will you be back?

Chanyeol: aww do you miss me kyungie?

Kyungsoo: …

Chanyeol: he totally does

Kai: we thought we were filming a CF

Kai: but we’re not

Baekhyun: so you were kidnapped

Tao: no we’re on holiday

Chen: say what?

Xiumin: It was a surprise promo thing for Line

Lay: where did they send you?

Suho: that was nice of them

Suho: even if it is for promo

Lay: so they’re filming you then?

Sehun: we’re in a luxury camping place

Chen: Say what?

Kyungsoo: I’ve heard of them. It’s like camping but in a luxury tent

Xiumin: we’ll be back tomorrow

Suho: you’re actually staying overnight?

Xiumin yep :D

Baekhyun: how unfair! Where’s our luxury one day camping trip?!

Chen: I agree!

Chanyeol: well they are filming us but only a little. We mostly get to decide what to do. They only need about an hour of film

Xiumin: they gave us candy

Sehun: We did the pepero game already

Chen: erts

Sehun: just sad you didn’t get to kiss Minnie hyung

Tao: I did

Lay: wait, what? You kissed?

Suho: don’t act shocked Yixing

Chanyeol: yeah, last time you and Sehun played you made actual lip contact

Tao: that was gross

Chen: you just kissed Umin hyung!

Tao: there was no contact!

Tao: we were very careful about it

Xiumin: I wasn’t careful *wiggles eyebrows*

Chen: hyung you’re toying with my emotions

Suho: please don’t toy with him hyung

Lay: what else are you doing then?

Chanyeol: we get to sleep!

Sehun: there’s only one bed though so it’s a bit cramped

Chanyeol: cosy, he means

Xiumin: hold on, we’re going to play foot volley. Talk to you later.

Suho: did they leave?

Chen: abandoned for foot volleyball

Baekhyun: tao at that

Lay: ah I’m jealous

Baekhyun: right, me too. They’re out having fun and I’m stuck here with you losers

Suho: we can go play foot volleyball if you want

Baekhyun: We’re in singing class remember?

Suho: later?

Baekhyun: It’s not about the foot volleyball hyung L

Lay: I’m glad they’re having fun

Kyungsoo: yeah, just think how quiet it will be without chanyeol all day

Baekhyun: I’ll be twice as loud to make up for him

Kyungsoo: try it and I’ll choke you with a sock and tape your mouth shut

Chen: ooh,

Baekhyun: bully

Chen: how come just those 5 got to go?

Suho: they were randomly selected

Chen: but whhhhhhyyyyyy?

Kyungsoo: don’t whine. We get a holiday away from them

Chnayeol: we’re back!!!

Kyungsoo: spoke too soon

Xiumin: they said they’d let us rest for a bit while they set stuff up

Lay: set up what?

Kai: food!

Tao: and fireworks

Chen: what? Suuuhhhhoooo hyuuuung I want fireworks

Chanyeol: has the spark gone from your relationship?

Chen: you’re a Park Chanyeol

Suho: guys don’t fight. Maybe we’ll get to go next

Chen: fine

Baekhyun: bring us back souvenirs

Tao: like what

Sehun: there’s nothing here

Baekhyun: you have to bring back souvenirs from holidays, right yixing?

Lay: erm… sure?

Baekhyun: see? And Yixing hyung never lies

Sehun: we can bring some of the candy back

Tao: if xiumin doesn’t eat it all first

Xiumin: I’m snacking, you’re always telling me to eat more

Chen: save us some hyung

Chanyeol: or we could just bring back a firework

Suho: Do not bring back any fireworks!!!

Xiumin: I already stole the football when no one was looking

Tao: we’ve already taken a bunch of pics, doesn’t that work?

Chen: they’re not souvenirs, that’s just showing off

Xiumn: we have to go film some more

Sehun: bye guys!

Tao: have fun ;-p

Lay: you too, miss you

Suho: yeah, seriously guys, have a good time. Have fun and relax

Suho: but chanyeol?

Chanyeol: yes hyung?

Suho: No fireworks!!!

 

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SVTDarino101
#1
Chapter 17: Oh my u haven't updated this in a long time... This is good tho and also really funny! Hope u update!
aliamaisarah #2
Chapter 13: I want chansoo more or kyungmyeon more please (;ω;)
aki-sama
#3
Chapter 7: Omg this chapter is my fav so far!! Hell yes to the Hyun family!!
And is it me or does Yixing have the most impeccable timing and instigate the greatest debate/conflict/conversation? XD
exo8090 #4
Chapter 17: yayy thanks!!
kakashilover #5
Chapter 17: Ke ke ke ke
That's funny
And I loooooove chen
Chanyeolxoxo_xoxo #6
Chapter 16: chapter 16:I think I just died from the gifs...
taenganger309
#7
Chapter 16: And lol at chen's hand at suho gift XD
taenganger309
#8
Chapter 16: Never thought suho would have that fab abs with that angelic face of him.
HaeSha1506
#9
Chapter 16: I literally had my mouth open and eyes bulging out at that Suho gif bc damn! I knew about ChenYeol but Suho? Didnt expect THAT under the grandpa's shirt!!! And that popcorn accident!!! What was it all about!
LiveToBeMeAsh
#10
Chapter 16: Bless EXO for working out :') i LVOE them either way tho.

I really wanna know the popcorn incident now omg