Chanyeol: Ok guys, baekhyun and I were talking about something important

Baekhyun: This needs to be said so listen up

Suho: what’s going on?

Chanyeol: we need to have an intervention

Sehun: about Tao showering with people cause it’s weird and adults shouldn’t need a shower buddy

Tao: you

Sehun: I worry that’s what you’re trying to do in the shower

Tao: you still come in with me

Kai: he’s got you there

Baekhyun: not about Tao

Kris: is it about how no one can touch luhan’s bed?

Kris: like what is he keeping in there?

Xiumin: secrets

Tao: snacks

Sehun:

Chen: I vote

Kai: seconded

Kris: maybe it is

Luhan: it’s not

Sehun: I think we’re all agreed it’s

Luhan: you all

Luhan: no more bubble tea for you Sehun

Luhan: and stay away from my bed

Chanyeol: guys, be serious

CHanyeol: this isn’t about lulu’s collection or Tao’s disturbing shower habits

Baekhyun: it’s about Jongdae

Chen: wtf did I do?

Kyungsoo: You want us to recite everything or just the last 10 or so offences?

Lay: Jongdae?

Lay: he told me the food I made

Chen: I didn’t!

Chen: I was indifferent to it

Chen: And I was only teasing

Baekhyun: no, this is about his obsession with umin hyung

Kris: ah

Luhan: makes sense

Lay: oh yeah

Suho: *nods*

Xiumin: guys seriously…

Xiumin: he’s just joking

Lay: what if he’s not? What if he has a big fat crush on you?

Xiumin: well, I am pretty hot

Sehun: our trend, Xiumin hyung

Kai: Jongdae, lay off the flirting ok?

Kris: I think it’s cute

Tao: euuuwwww hyung

Kris:  I like cute things

Chanyeol: we know. We’ve seen the plushie collection

Kris: what about your rillakuma collection?

Chnayeol: gifts from fans

Kris: so are mine :p

Baekhyun: back to the intervention guys

Baekhyun: this is serious

Baekhyun: I think Chen is actually falling for Xiumin hyung

Xiumin: he’s only human

Chen: this is dumb

Chen: but it’s coming from Baekhyun so who’s surprised?

Baekhyun: We need to all agree to tell him that this is getting out of hand

Chanyeol: Jongdae, this is a safe place, just admit things have gotten out of hand

Sehun: I still think It’s cute

Kai: Chen hyung is just affectionate

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo! You’r with us right?

Kyungsoo: I can see how you think I’d be your best bet but since it’s you 2 I;m going to say I’m fine with it

CHanyeol: Luhan?

Luhan: If Xiumin doesn’t mind then I don’t mind

Kris: I’m cool with it too. He’s just playing

Lay: you guys are silly

Chen: see, everyone loves my affection

Chen: You’re all jealous

Chen: you wish you were the object of my bromantic affections

Tao: let’s not get carried away hyung

Suho: It doesn’t bother me tbh

Kyungsoo: I think only you 2 care

Chen: It’s ok guys, I’ll stop

Cchanyeol: really?

Chen: I understand

Chen: you want me all to yourselves. I won’t make you jealous anymore

Baekhyun: you

Chanyeol: we’re done here

Xiumin: Jongdae?

Chen: yes hyung?

Xiumin: love you xxx <3<3<3

Chen: Haha! Love you tooooo xxxxxxxxx