I wanted to write more Wolf School but I don't have time tonight so I did this instead.

I'm trying not to make them really flirty but sometimes it sneaks through. Sorry

Chanyeol: Tao, are you still out eating with Sehun and Kai?

Tao: Yep

Chanyeol: You need to get home soon

Tao: why?

Chanyeol: It’s about Candy

Tao: what!? Whats rong with my baby? Is she ok?? Is she hrt???

Chanyeol: She on our bedroom floor

Tao: oh thank god for that

Sehun: hyung, what did you text tao? He freaked out

Chanyeol: It was about Candy

Sehun: IS SHE OK?!

Kai: what’s going on? Tao and Sehun almost, like, hyperventilated or something

Chanyeol: It was nothing. Candy’s fine

Kai: Candy was hurt!?

Chanyeol: 1 No! She on the floor and Tao needs to little train her or something

Xiumin: Who’s floor? Our floor!?

Suho: I cleaned it up, it’s fine hyung

Xiumin: Did you disinfect everything? , I’m going to hav to clean the whole place when I get back

Suho: It’s fine hyung. Have you seen the size of her? Her poops are barely noticeable

Chanyeol: You notice when you almost step in it

Chanyeol: in bare feet

Xiumin: I’m gonna puke

Tao: she’s a puppy. What do you expect?

Xiumin: for her owner to train her

Xiumin: how did she even get into our room?

Chanyeol: baekhyun left the door open

Baekhyun: don’t blame me! I’m not used to having a puppy wandering around

Lay: You are a puppy though

Baekhyun: … you high hyung?

Lay: no, you and chen and chanyeol are the beagle line, so you’re puppies, right?

Chen: so you’re a unicorn then?

Lay: exactly

Sehun: that means you’re mythical and don’t exist

Lay: woah

Lay: am I just a figment of all your imaginations then?

Chen: He’s definitely high

Chanyeol: my imagination would come up with something weirder than you hyung

Kris: I can’t believe you guys actually let Tao have a puppy. I did warn you

Suho: Hyung!

Tao: You’re here!? You haven’t talked to us in so long

Kris: sorry, the time difference

Tao: You have to meet Candy one day.

Chen: Or if you wanna use her full name, Princess Candy Twinkle Paws Fluff n’ Fur

Tao: She’s so cute, you would love her!

Tao: Shut up Chen! Only you call her that

Chen: Actually, I call her that ‘useless excuse for a dog’ or ‘the obnoxious ball of fluff’

Sehun: you love her really. You were playing with her yesterday

Xiumin: she s in the bedrooms hyung

Luhan: wait! You guys actually lt Tao have a dog?

Luhan: Tao who can barely look after himself

Luhan: Tao?

Tao: stop picking on me and Candy

Tao: ad she only craps in chanyeol’s room cause she knows how much he

Chanyeol: did you train your dog to poop by my bed?

Kris: aren’t you glad you got out of there lulu?

Luhan: if there was a dog leaving little presents in my room every day then yeah

Xiumin: I’m not sleeping in a room that smells of dog crap. It’s unhygienic

Suho: I cleaned it, I promise

Kyungsoo: seriously, what’s going on?

Chen: you can sleep in my room Minnie-hyung ;-)

Luhan: yah, are you flirting with my minseokie?

Kyungsoo: oh not this again

Kyungsoo: you guys read too many fics

Kyungsoo: there’s no one here to do fan service for remember?

Sehun: I find it amusing

Chen: then we shall fanservice for sehunnie, our dearest maknae

Tao: dearest?

Kai: hey!

Xiumin: I seriously will stay in your room though

Chen: yes!

Chanyeol: Jongdae, I worry about you

Chen: I need affection. Leave me alone

Baekhyun: you should get a gf. They’re great

Chen: but Minseok hyung is always around

Xiumin: I feel loved

Sehun: luhan hyung?

Luhan: Yeah?

Sehun: I miss you, hyung L

Luhan: I miss you too. I miss all of you

Xiumin: Love you Luhannie. I would rather have you than the dog

Chanyeol: Yeah, I don’t remember you pooping everywhere

Luhan: Because I didn’t!

Chanyeol: see tao? Luhan is litter trained. Why isn’t your dog?

Luhan: you calling me a dog?

Lay: He’s a deer, chanyeol

Luhan: ….

Luhan: ok then

Kris: doesn’t anyone miss me?

Kris: Tao?

Tao: I replaced you with a puppy. She’s much cuter than you

Suho: I miss you hyung! Wish you could be handling this dog poop fiasco right now instead of me

Suho: You don’t wanna take any of the kids do you?

Kris: nope

Baekhyun: ! SHE DID IT AGAIN!!

Xiumin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xiumin: Are you kidding me!?

Kai: she’s just a puppy. hyung

Tao: Ok, we’re on our way home

Chen: don’t worry Minnie hyung. I made the bed all nice and neat for you ;-p

Sehun: Yehet!