Oh my god, I'm so sorry I haven't updated this in 2 months! I didn't even realise. I hope this is ok *hugs* Please forgive my tardiness.

Kai: Kyungsooooooo

Kai: Hyungieee?

Kai: … hello?

Kyungsoo: I’ll be back soon, Jonginnie. Do you need something?

Kai: … I’m dying.

Kyungsoo: Just let me cook for you in peace.  It’ll be quicker

Kris: What’s going on?

Luhan: Did you actually finally try to actually kill someone?

Kris: I wouldn’t have thought it would be Jongin though

Kyungsoo: For 2 people who are supposedly super busy with their new careers you 2 always seem to reply extremely quick

Chanyeol: Ooh burn

Kyungsoo: you reply to anyone about anything

Chanyeol: Oouch *falls down* shots fired

Baekhyun: stop talking in internet slang you loser

Chanyeol: *twitches on ground*

Kai: I’m sick L

Luhan: poor Nini

Suho: I bought some medicine for you. I’ll be home soon

Kai: thank you hyungie. You’re the best

Baekhyun: how come you’re only this polite and cute when you’re sick?

Chen: yeah, can you be sick more often?

Xiumin: Jongdae, don’t say that. If he collapses on stage it’s your fault

Chen: how is it my fault?

Xiumin: you jinxed him

Kai: can you all focus on making me better and not jinxing me please?

Tao: all focus on making you better?

Tao: spoiled brat

Chen: look who’s talking, Mr. begs-suho-to-buy-him-pretty-things-every-day

Tao: only on the days I see something extra pretty

Baekhyun: that should be every day because we live together

Luhan: you’re not that pretty, baek

Baekhyun: not as pretty as princess Luhan, sure, but still I’m pretty good looking

Xiumin: what’s wrong with you guys?

Luhan: DON’T CALL ME A PRINCESS YOU LITTLE !

Baekhyun: that’s no kind of language for a princess to use

Luhan: MOTHERER!!!!

Sehun: luhan hyung is super manly

Luhan: thank you Sehunnie

Sehun: wow, sarcasm is really hard to get over the phone, huh?

Luhan: FACE!

Xiumin: your language has become something else

Luhan: someone is going to get punched

Chanyeol: Junmyeon are you going to let these threats go unpunished?

Suho: yes, I’m just focussing on not letting Jongin die

Kai: oh god, I am dying, aren’t I?

Kyungsoo: You’re not. Your soup will be ready in 2 minutes

Lay: wish I was sick

Sehun: what? Why?

Lay: then kyungsoo would make me soup too

Kyungsoo: you could just ask. I have plenty

Lay: on my way!

Kai: stop stealing my soup!

Chen: maybe yixing secretly wants to kill jongin off so he can be the main dancer

Kai: he poisoned me!

Chanyeol: scandal

Baekhyun: I always thought he had that cold, murderous look in his eye

Sehun: by cold and murderous I assume you mean blank and dazed?

Baekhyun: oh yeah, that’s what I meant

Baekhyun: close enough

Kyungsoo: ok, soup’s ready. Let him eat it in peace

Suho: I’ll be about 10 minutes with your meds, ok?

Kai: thank you hyung

Chen: hey guys, I don’t meanto alarm anyone but my throat feels kind of sore.

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Kyungsoo: *sigh*

Kyungsoo: I’ll go make some more soup