Baekhyun:  Omg Jongdae you

Chen: what?

Baekhyun: I can’t believe the people you sent texts to from MY phone!

Kai: Who did he send them to?

Baekhyun: EVERYONE!

Chen: Don’t exaggerate

Chen: Just people who could take a joke

Baekhyun: You sent one to Taehyung saying I was sorry for being an absent mother and I’d take care of him better in future

Tao: Who’s Taehyung?

Baekhyun: V from BTS

Chanyeol: well you should take care of your lovechild better

Baekhyun: Shut up

Chanyeol: There’s no shame in it. You’ve really got your body back in shape since having him

Baekhyun: Stay out of this Chnayeol!

Baekhyun: You !

Kai: He’s not the one with a lovechild

Chen: I also sent one to Daehyun from BAP. Did you see that one?

Baekhyun: yes

Kyungsoo: what did it say?

Baekhyun: That I wanted to try again and we should raise our child together ‘like a proper family.’

Chanyeol: Hahahahhahaha!

Kyungsoo: lmao

Kai: lol

Tao: Hahahahahahaha!

Suho: It’s hard having children, isn’t it Baekhyun?

Baekhyun: Don’t you start hyung! I don’t have children!

Xiumin: Vengeful Jongdae is quite creative

Chen: Thankyou Minnie-hyung <3

Xiumin: stop wth that. It’s what caused all this trouble in the 1^st place

Chen: Sehun and Baekhyun caused the trouble. No one made them send you dirty pics pretending it was me

Sehun: we wouldn’t have done it if you didn’t keep flirting with him

Chen: You’re just both jealous my affections were directed elsewhere

Kris: Guys? Why did Amber just message me asking if Sehun has a thing for Krystal?

Luhan: You never told me that!

Sehun: I DON’T!

Sehun: It was jongdae hyung’s idea of a joke

Sehun: At least Taehyung and Baekhyun know it’s a joke. Krystal probably thinks it’s real

Chen: Not so sure about Taehyung

Chen: I barely sent it when he replied with “DADDY! Sarangheayo xxx”

Suho: I hope we bump into BTS soon. It’ll be a lovely reunion

Baekhyun: shut up

Lay: If Taehyung is Baekhyun’s son and Baekhyun is Suho’s son then is Suho Taehyung’s grandpa?

Baekhyun: HA!

Lay: Kris too

Tao: Ha, grandpa Suho is real!

Suho: I can’t believe you made me a grandpa at such a young age. You !

Baekhyun: Don’t talk to me like that. I’m your son!      

Lay: Daughter

Baekhyun: ‘scuse me?

Kyungsoo: He’s right. Aren’t you Taehyung’s mother? So you’re Suho’s daughter

Kris: Suho is a grandma then. I’m the grandpa

Tao: So Baekhyun’s our sister?

Tao: I always wanted a sister

Kai: Trust me, you don’t

Baekhyun: WE ARE ALL MEN! NO ONE HERE GAVE BIRTH TO ANYONE, OK?

Luhan: You used to call me a girl all the time

Baekhyun: Because you look like one

Luhan: Kyungsoo please hit him for me

Kyungsoo: would love to but he’s at the dorm and I’m not

Kyungsoo: Soon as I get home though

Luhan: Thanks, you’re a gem.

Sehun: Damnit Chen! How many people did you make me hit on?

Chen: I lost count

Sehun: Luna AND Krystal!? They’re in the same group!

Chen: I thought it would make things interesting

Baekhyun: at least you didn’t make me hit on anyone

Chen: oh, didn’t I?

Lay: who was it?

Chen: He’ll see

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Baekhyun: ING JONGHYUN!?

Chanyeol: hahahaha well you do give him that look sometimes…

Baekhyun: Did you have to write something so graphic?

Chen: He can take a joke

Kris: I don’t even want to know

Suho: me either…. Except I do a little

Kai: Hyung, you’re getting naughty

Baekhyun: He said “aren’t you with Taeyeon?” Dude, if this gets back to her…

Chanyeol: Wait, that was all he said?

Baekhyun: yes

Chnayeol: So he didn’t reject you

Chen: Oooooohhhh!

Kai: Should I ask Taemin if he likes you?

Tao: Ooooh Bakehyunnie hyung!

Baekhyun: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!!!

Sehun: OMG SUNNY?

Sehun: Hyyuuuuuunnnnggg!

Chen: what did she say?

Sehun: She said I was nice but too young for her

Tao: Rejected!

Sehun: Let’s see you declare your love for her then!

Tao: You didn’t even declare your love for her. You don’t even like her that way

Lay: What if someone replied saying they did like you

Lay: Jongdae might secretly be a great matchmaker

Kai: I thought we already established that Jonghyun likes Baekhyun

Baekhyun: I hate you all. Go away

Sehun: Me too. Now I have to spend all ngiht explaining to people that those messages were Chen being a and they probably won’t even believe me!

Xiumin: I think we’ve all learnt a valuable lesson here

Suho: not to let Jongdae near our phones

Luhan: And never to piss him off, no matter what

Chen: Haha! That’s right, es!