Xiumin: erm… Jongdae?

Chen: Yes hyung?

Xiumin: Anything you want to talk about?

Chen: Erm…no. Should there be?

Xiumin: Nothing you want to … confess?

Chen: I can confess that I’m confused right now

Luhan: What’s going on?

Xiumin: Nothing Luhannie. It doesn’t matter

Baekhyun: Everything ok hyung?

Xiumin: It’s between me and Jongdae

Baekhyun: Oooh, have you been cheating on him Chen Chen?

Chen: shut up

Xiumin: please stop with that

Chanyeol: Well you have been spending a lot of time together lately

Sehun: You would make a cute couple

Chanyeol: They are a cute couple

Kai: Is this about that message you got earlier

Luhan: what message?

Kai: Minseok hyung got a text then went all weird and left the room

Xiumin: I didn’t

Kai: You blushed

Tao: You did. I thought it was from a girl but it was just Jongdae?

Sehun: Same thing

Chen: little

Sehun: <3

Xiumin: It’s nothing, ok?!

Chen: It’s definitely nothing because I didn’t text you anything

Chen: what’s going on!?

Xiumin: It’s ok Jongdae. Look we’ll talk about it when I get back

Chen: no, tell me what’s going on

Chen: I’m confused

Tao: as expected

Xiumin: that picture you sent me…

Chen: …?

Xiumin: of you

Xiumin: topless

Xiumin: on my bed

Kai: …

Chanyeol: …

Tao: …

Luhan: The ?

Suho: Oh, Jesus take the wheel

Chen: I DIDN’T!

Chen: I SWEAR TO GOD. WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?

Xiumin: well it’s from your number

Sehun: You have been flirting with him lately

Chen: I HAVE NOT.

Chen: I’M NICE TO MY HYUNGS UNLIKE YOU, YOU LITTLE

Kris: Jongdae, what’s going on?

Chen: I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING

Chen: WAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Kyungsoo: This is why I try not to talk to you weirdos unless absolutely necessary

Lay: It’s ok Jongdae. We’ll love you anyway

Xiumin: I’m pretty sure it’s you

Chen: PRETTY SURE?!

Tao: Stop shouting

Kai: This is gold. I wish I could see hyung’s face right now

Chen: Could you see my face in the picture?

Xiumin: no

Chen: then it’s not me

Sehun: don’t be shy, hyung. Minnie-hyung’s lovely. Who wouldn’t have a crush on him?

Chen: are you saying you do?

Sehun: are you saying you’re jealous? ;-)

Chen: Suho please kill Sehun in his sleep tonight

Suho: I’m not killing any of you

Suho: I’m just going to disappear one day

Suho: travel the world…

Suho: meet some normal people….

Sehun: we’ll follow you hyung

Tao: because we love you

Suho: I love you all too

Suho: I just wish we could be a group that doesn’t send pictures of our s to each other

Suho: Just for a couple of days, y’know?

Kris: well you know it wasn’t me or Luhan

Luhan: And Minseok didn’t send the pics to himself

Kris: has anyone had your phone Chen?

Chen: I left it when I went to the bathroom, then I came back and started being accused of being some kind of pest

Kai: who does it look like, hyung?

Xiumin: I don’t know. I don’t go around checking out all of your bodies

Chanyeol: Tao?

Tao: oh, cause I shower with all of you you think I would know?

Baekhyun: You could probably pick our out of a line up

Tao: Yours would be easy cause it’s the smallest

Sehun: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA!

Kai: Lmao

Chen: Probably true

Kai: I would put money on it

Baekhyun: All of you can go jump off the roof

Xiumin: I doubt Kyungsoo and Joonmyeun had anything to do with this

Kris: good, we’re narrowing it down

Suho: I miss you Kris hyung

Luhan: Was is Baekhyun? Sounds like a prank he’d pull

Baekhyun: I am an innocent angel, how dare you

Luhan: I haven’t been gone that long, loser. I haven’t forgotten what you’re like

Lay: It was nothing to do with me

Luhan: Yeah, he’s the innocent angel

Kris: so it was Chanyeol, Baekhyun or one of the maknaes?

Xiumin: Tao and Kai were with me when it was sent

Kai: We’re innocent bystanders

Tao: who find the whole thing hilarious

Kai: I still think it was Jongdae

Tao: I agree. He does love Xiumin a lot

Chen: If I was going to confess to someone I would do it like a man, not send creepy pics of myself

Luhan: Are you sure it wasn’t Baekhyun?

Xiumin: No. He’s quite skinny

Xiumin: I wouldn’t have mistaken him for Jongdae. He doesn’t have enough muscles

Kyungsoo: Are you sure you don’t want him to confess to you hyung?

Chanyeol: Psst, Jongdae-ah. Now’s your chance

Chen: I hate you all

Lay: Hey

Lay: Sehun hasn’t said anything in a while

…

Chen: Sehun?

Xiumin: You know, it does look like him

Xiumin: It’s too tall to be Jongdae

Chen: Sehun!

Sehun: erm….

Luhan: OMG, you little

Sehun: sorry hyung

Kai: hahahahahahahhhahahahaha!

Tao: lolololololololol!!!!

Kyungsoo: This would be funny if it weren’t so weird

Kris: what is wrong with you?

Luhan: You used to be the cute maknae

Lay: This is so funny

Suho: God, help me

Chen: OH SEHUN! ANSWER ME!

Sehun: I’m sorry, hyung. Baekhyun made me!

Baekhyun: yah!

Sehun: He said I had to pull a prank on you to join the beagle line

Chen: why me?

Xiumin: why me too?

Sehun: It was his idea!

Kyungsoo: I think he’s telling the truth

Lay: I agree

Suho: why?

Kyungsoo: Because I just saw him run out of the dorm

Lay: Didn’t even put his shoes on