Kai's Cold
Exo Text Messages
Oh my god, I'm so sorry I haven't updated this in 2 months! I didn't even realise. I hope this is ok *hugs* Please forgive my tardiness.
Kai: Kyungsooooooo
Kai: Hyungieee?
Kai: … hello?
Kyungsoo: I’ll be back soon, Jonginnie. Do you need something?
Kai: … I’m dying.
Kyungsoo: Just let me cook for you in peace. It’ll be quicker
Kris: What’s going on?
Luhan: Did you actually finally try to actually kill someone?
Kris: I wouldn’t have thought it would be Jongin though
Kyungsoo: For 2 people who are supposedly super busy with their new careers you 2 always seem to reply extremely quick
Chanyeol: Ooh burn
Kyungsoo: you reply to anyone about anything
Chanyeol: Oouch *falls down* shots fired
Baekhyun: stop talking in internet slang you loser
Chanyeol: *twitches on ground*
Kai: I’m sick L
Luhan: poor Nini
Suho: I bought some medicine for you. I’ll be home soon
Kai: thank you hyungie. You’re the best
Baekhyun: how come you’re only this polite and cute when you’re sick?
Chen: yeah, can you be sick more often?
Xiumin: Jongdae, don’t say that. If he collapses on stage it’s your fault
Chen: how is it my fault?
Xiumin: you jinxed him
Kai: can you all focus on making me better and not jinxing me please?
Tao: all focus on making you better?
Tao: spoiled brat
Chen: look who’s talking, Mr. begs-suho-to-buy-him-pretty-things-every-day
Tao: only on the days I see something extra pretty
Baekhyun: that should be every day because we live together
Luhan: you’re not that pretty, baek
Baekhyun: not as pretty as princess Luhan, sure, but still I’m pretty good looking
Xiumin: what’s wrong with you guys?
Luhan: DON’T CALL ME A PRINCESS YOU LITTLE !
Baekhyun: that’s no kind of language for a princess to use
Luhan: MOTHERER!!!!
Sehun: luhan hyung is super manly
Luhan: thank you Sehunnie
Sehun: wow, sarcasm is really hard to get over the phone, huh?
Luhan: FACE!
Xiumin: your language has become something else
Luhan: someone is going to get punched
Chanyeol: Junmyeon are you going to let these threats go unpunished?
Suho: yes, I’m just focussing on not letting Jongin die
Kai: oh god, I am dying, aren’t I?
Kyungsoo: You’re not. Your soup will be ready in 2 minutes
Lay: wish I was sick
Sehun: what? Why?
Lay: then kyungsoo would make me soup too
Kyungsoo: you could just ask. I have plenty
Lay: on my way!
Kai: stop stealing my soup!
Chen: maybe yixing secretly wants to kill jongin off so he can be the main dancer
Kai: he poisoned me!
Chanyeol: scandal
Baekhyun: I always thought he had that cold, murderous look in his eye
Sehun: by cold and murderous I assume you mean blank and dazed?
Baekhyun: oh yeah, that’s what I meant
Baekhyun: close enough
Kyungsoo: ok, soup’s ready. Let him eat it in peace
Suho: I’ll be about 10 minutes with your meds, ok?
Kai: thank you hyung
Chen: hey guys, I don’t meanto alarm anyone but my throat feels kind of sore.
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Kyungsoo: *sigh*
Kyungsoo: I’ll go make some more soup
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