Exboyfriend as a neighbor? Oh! And a CHU~

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

~~~~~Kyuhyun POV~~~~~~~~~

This is making me go crazy!

Alex giggling with Henry, Alex smiling at Henry, Alex hugging him, Alex sitting on him! AlexxHenry blablaBLA!

-Aaannnddd why is Cho Kyuhyun jealous?!

Urgh, stupid conscience =__=Just leave me alone please!

“Kyuhyun, are you okay?” Uki’s voice went,

“Yeah, I’m fine” I muttered, stareing at the two from afar.

This isn’t right. Alex is MINE. NO OTHER guy can take MY place! URGH! EVIL HENRY! HE SHOULD KNOW ALEX I MINE!

Wait, why is he getting closer to Alex?! WHAT?! NO! Closer=skinship!

“Kyuhyun!” Uki screeched in a whisper, grabbing my shoulder…Hm…Didn’t even noticed I stood up.

She pulled me back onto the ground, and “Shh!”-ed me! Urgh, evil short thing! =__=” I watched Alex even more, and saw her talking to that stupid Canadian.

…Eff…

“Kyuhyun…Are you jealous?” Uki’s voice perked, I scoffed,

“Why would I be jealous of a stupid Korean girl from Mokpo who has a temper?”

“Someone’s jealous” she muttered

“No I’m not!”

Why would I be jealous of Henry? What does he have that I don’t have?!

Her

You’re kidding me right? No, I don’t need her! I don’t want any part of her!

“Kyuhyun~”

“Uki, not now, I’m—”

“Stalking me on my date?”

My eyes widened…I looked up and saw Alex’s cute face in front of my eyes.

“A-Alex” I mumbled,

“Cho Kyuhyun, Choi Uki, what are you two doing?!” Alex huffed,

“Er…” I started,

“Oh, Alex!” Henry’s voice went, we all looked at him, “I gotta go!” he said, and ran off,

“Oh, and look at the time! I better go back to Siwon” Uki awkwardly smiled, and ran off.

Leaving with me and Alex…

Curse you Uki for leaving me >:O

“Alex…I…” I started

“Kyuhyun” she started, and bent down to stare at me, “Why is it that you’re always so close next to me?” she asked,

…Eh?

~~~~~~~~December 23~~~~~~~~~`

~~~~~~~~Alex POV~~~~~~~~

“Merry Christmas!” I smiled at the members, the all looked at me strangely,

“Christmas? It’s the 23!” Heechul exclaimed,

“Al means that since she won’t be with you during Christmas, she’s saying it now” Uki said before pushing Heechul’s head using her foot.

Haha, I seriously love her! xD She’s so violent towards Chully! Well, I just love it that she brought Chully out of his depression by him trying to kill her! :D oh suju boys will be weird people ;)

I sat in the couch wearing a Christmas sweater, and sweat pants, with Donghae socks (Merry Christmas from Donghae? =__=”)

Kyuhyun walked over and placed his to the seat next to me.

“Alright! Let’s play a game!” Chullie clapped, “Alex and Leeteuk, you’re first!”

“Eh? Why?” Siwon blurted out,

“It’s more fun this way”

Oh yeah, did I mention that I told Heechul that Hangeng and I broke up? …He was ok I guess, but was kinda depressed…But Uki kinda calmed him down by telling him that it was for the best…but…they got into some weird fight…I dunno bout that though

“Sit on his lap” Heechul said, I blinked, and sat on Leeteuk’s lap, Teukie hugged my waist,

“Is this that ‘baby if you love me, smile’?” I asked him,

“Yup” he smirked, “Do anything you want”

The members started wooting, “Come on guys, this isn’t right!” Leeteuk reasoned, I turned around (while still on Leeteuk’s lap)

“Baby,” I started, and pressed my forehead against his, “If you love me, please smile~” I pouted, he was staring at me with eyes wide,

“U-um…”

“Ooohhh~ Is Teukie turning gay for Alex?!” Eunhyuk laughed,

“Come on baby, smile” I said, hugging him, he blushed even more, I could see a dimple ,

“SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!” the members chanted,

“I-I’m s-s-sorry, b-bu—”

“HEY GUYS! I CAME BACK! HERE’S SOME MORE—PARK JUNGSU! WHAT THE *beep J* ARE YOU DOING TO MY SISTER?! OMG! IS THAT A ?!” Donghae (Who was in a santa suit) yelled at Leeteuk,

“…” was my expression,

Meanwhile the other members except for Leeteuk were like, “BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!” =___=”

“D-D-DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT D-DONGHAE!” Heechul choked out,

“W-WE’RE J-JUST P-PLAYIN A G-GAME!” Sungmin laughed,

“Game?” Donghae blinked,

“Yup” Henry smiled,

“Why?”

“Because you’re one hot girl” Henry said in Korean,

“…Henry…What do you think that means in Korean?” I asked him in english,

“Doesn’t it mean, ‘because you’re gulible’?” Henry the innocent asked, I laughed,

“Aish, I think you’re the gullible one pabo!” I smiled, and got off Leeteuk, and playfully hit Henry’s head,

“Don’t hit me!” Henry pouted, puffing out his chubby cheeks, I pinched them,

“So fluffy!!” I laughed,

“Gaaooo!! It hurrrttttsss!!!” Henry pouted,

“Say my name!”

“ALLEEEEXX!!”

“Say it in Canadian language!”

“What?!”

“Come oonnn!!”

“A-Aleeexx-ayyyy” he pouted, I smiled, and kissed his cheek, before I let go of Henry,

“MWAH!” was the sound I made kissing his cheek, before pushing him to the ground,

“Alex Lee!” Donghae coughed, I smiled, turning around,

“Yes?”

“Mom’s outside” he said, pointing to the outside,

“Waaa! Omma?” I asked running outside wearing men’s sandels, then the door closed…

…What’s Donghae doing? O___O”

“Can someone let me in?” I knocked on the door,

“Coming” Kyuhyun sighed,

“DON’T!” I heard Donghae say, I sighed,

“Come on~ It’s coolldd” I pouted,

“STAY OUT THERE FOR A BIT!” Donghae yelled,

I sighed, and looked around.

…Oh? Someone new is moving on this floor? I mean…There was always a “For sale” sign right in front of the door!

I walked over, to knock on the door, but the door suddenly swang open to see a girl in a guys arm,

“Alright amy, I’ll see you—Alex” his eyes widened as he looked at me,

“Y-you’re…l-living here?” I asked him, the girl looked at him, then at me. She turned around to kiss him on the cheek,

“I’ll call you” she smiled, and walked away.

WTF?! Isn’t she cold?! She’s like wearing a strapless minidress in the middle of December! WITH 6 INCH HEELS!

“What are you doing here?” he asked me, walking out as he closed the door,

“I…I live here” I mumbled,

“Eh? With who? Didn’t you say that you’re family isn’t really rich, so they had to take out loans to let you go to America? So that you’re brother Aiden—Ohh, So you’re living with your brother?” he asked,

“….” I looked down,

Why? Why does he have to live here of all people?!

~~~~~~~Kyuhyun POV~~~~~~~~~

Me and all the guys were listening to Donghae and Leeteuk’s conversation after Donghae kicked Alex out of the dorm, and strictly told Leeteuk that he needed to talk to him. HOWEVER! Donghae was smart enough to yell at him in a soft voice so that we couldn’t hear them…

Curse it! =___=”

Oh well! Might as well get Alex back in here!

I walked out to see Alex talking to…A neighbor? Since when did we have a neighbor? But seriously, if I was a girl, I could fall in love with him…He’s like the DBSK boys and SJM boys together in one! He has light brown eyes, an effing perfect face, an effing good body, and…EFF! IS HE FLIRTING WITH ALEX?!

“So Lexie” he said in English,

Okay, I know this! I know English! Henry taught me a lot! (Although he’s Canadian…Alex is from America…Is there a difference?)

“Are you really dating someone?” he asked her,

My heart suddenly stopped for a second when she nodded her head…

“So who is he?” he asked, leaning into her,

“Like I’m gonna tell you” she rolled her eyes,

“Come on” he said, and smoothly wrapped her arms around her waist, and placed his forehead against hers…

I walked over, and pulled Alex’s arm, making her fall into my arms. And glared at him,

“She said she was taken” I rudely said, the guy looked at me,

“Kyuhyun? From Super Junior? Seriously? You’re dating the gay one?” he asked Alex in english (I think that’s what he said), she clenched her fists,

~~~~3rd POV~~~~~~~~

“Don’t you dare talk about Kyuhyun like that!” Alex scolded him in english, Kihun rolled his eyes. Meanwhile Kyuhyun was just staring at those two not understanding what they were talking about.

“Why not? It’s not like he’s understanding! Why? Is he special to you?” Kihun asked her with a brow raised as he bent down a little to stare at Alex,

“What if he is?” she asked him, Kyuhyun nudged her a little,

“Alex, what are you doing? Let’s go back into the dorms” he suggested,

Alex stared at him, then smiled as an idea popped up. “Oppa, can we have some fun tonight?” she asked him, making Kihun’s eyes widen,

“Y-yeah, sure, what kind?” Kyuhyun asked her, staring at her with innocent eyes. She smiled,

“Can we just go home Kyu~” she pouted cutely, causing Kyuhyun to blush immerdiatly,

“R-right” he mumbled,

Kihun was staring at the two, a little bit shocked and pissed. Even though she was an Ex, he still had feelings for her. He started to wonder why she thought he cheated when he never did. His friend was the one that hurt her, not him. He practically BEGGED her to date him for months! And was enthralled when she finally said yes to him! How could she fall for someone else so fast?!

He glared at the two as they walked away,

Alex Lee, you idiot.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~”

“I’m soo sorry Kyuhyun!” Alex quietly pouted, he smiled at her,

“It’s alright, I had fun” he smirked, trying to ignore the fact that his heart was beating a million times faster than how much it usually does,

“Really?” she asked him, smiling, making his heart beatfaster,

“Yeah” he said, and opened the door to the dorm. They both looked in…

Why wasn’t anyone home?

“Ah! They must be on their way to the airport!” Kyuhyun suddenly remembered, Alex’s eyes widened,

“What are you doing then?! Hurry?! UKI!” she yelled,

“No use, she’s semi manager, so she’s probably off with them” Kyu sighed, then ran to his room to change.

~~~~~Kyuhyun POV~~~~~~~~

I ran into my room to change,

-So? Did you enjoy your couple moment with baby Al?

Shut up conscience! Alex is just another girl. Besides! I don’t like her! I… Like someone else!

-Don’t tell me you still have feelings for Yoona…

-Look, I know that you've been hurt before....But...Give Alex a change!

Then what? She can go and be a heartbreaker? Forget it!

-You've known Alex for almost a year already...Do you really think that she would hurt you?

And what? So what if I asked her to be mine? Huh? I don't want a wierded out friendship like hers with Henry!

~~~~~3rd person POV~~~~~~~

Kyuhyun ran out of his room, to see Alex, holding his duffel bag.

“Have a safe trip, did you forget your plane ticket?” she asked him, he took it out of his pocket, as he fixed his cap,

“It’s all good” Kyuhyun smiled back at her, putting on his shoes,

“Okay, so call when your back okay” Alex told him when he stood up,

“Alright” he said, and suddenly kissed her, thinking that she was his girlfriend.

He suddenly let go noticing what he just did. Alex blushed, looking up at him.

“U-uh, I-I gotta go”  he stumbled, and ran out the door.

Alex just stood her ground. Staring mindlessly at the ground, touching her lips…What happened? O___O”

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YOYOYOYOYO!!! WAASSSUPPPPP!!!!

Sorry I haven't been updating! But i've been candyseling! (urgh...) Seriously, selling in front of a Crest foods is so effing hard! (Just to let you know, Crest is the place where poor people shop for groceries (Like me lol) since it's cheaper!!) but I mean, OLD PEOPLE ARE MEANNNN THERE ;w; I was like, "Hi, would you like to buy some candy to help my school?" and they're like, "No" all the effing time! URGH!!! I HATE THE WORDS, "I'm sorry, but you can't solicit in here" AND "I'm not interested thank you" FOR GOODNESS SAKE! I DON'T CARE IF I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SOLICIT OR IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED! I JUST WANNA FINISH SELLING! URGH! Look, if you see someone selling candy (Not drugs) then please help out and buy it! It saves our lives and our time!

But it was kinda fun the last day! Cause I had 10 bars of chocolate left, so I went to a few places and went, "Hi! Would you like to buy my last two bars?!" 5 times!! :D  Ahh, and if you're ever selling candy, then go to firestations! NEVER POLICE STATIONS! 'cause firemen are nice unlike police ppl!! That's why people like firemen better! ;P

Oh, also, i could never sell candy to averge weight girls. Only the skinny ones and fat ones! :P Cause the average weight ones say that "They're on a diet" and crap...Urrrghh...

So yeah, I had a bad week ;w; but i don't caaareee! I'm done selling!! :D And a person (that comes to my house on weekends) made my day by pointing at Zhou mi and Siwon as good looking ;) she at first thought they had plastic surgery, but then I showed her past photos of Siwon. and she was liek :O "MAAAAANNNNN!!! He's hooootttt" lol, did i mention she's married? xD OH! AND SKIP BEAT IS GONNA BE A DRAMA WID THE SUJU MEMBERS!! YEAHHH!!!

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)