“Hannie~ I miss you soo much” I said,

“Are you seriously gonna talk like that the entire time?” he asked, I couldn’t help but laugh

“I thought you like it when I try to act seductive”

I adjusted myself on my bed, and continued to hug my (HUGE) stuffed panda

“Yeah, but it’s kinda weird since we’re a couple for an hour” he said, I pouted

“Hannie~ let’s have nicknames for each other!”

“Like what? You already call me Chinese ahjushi at times”

“No! Like cute nicknames for each other!”

“Ok, so what do you want for yourself?”

“No, we pick for each other”

“Ok… Then…”

“You don’t seem interested”

“It’s because I don’t understand” he said,

“From now on, I’m calling you fried rice!”

“Don’t you already?” he asked, I laughed

“Shut up!”

“Fine~ I’ll call you soybean”

“… Why?”

“Cause you’re short”

“No I’m not!”

“That’s what makes you hot”

“H-Han-”

“We’re a couple right?”

“Yeah”

“So let’s have fun with it” he said,

“O-Ok…”

“Baby, I missed you” he said sounding really seductive,

“When are you coming back to Korea?” I asked him,

“I can’t now”

“Why?”

“Because, I’m super busy with solo activities”

“Come back to Super Junior then”

“SM won’t let me ‘cause I just sued them”

“That’s a shame…”

“Why?”

“Because you’re the hottest, cutest guy in the group” I said,

“Ha, good girl”

“So many girls want to be with you whenever they see you”

“Really?”

“Yeah!”

It was silent for  a bit after that,

“Hannie! Let’s go on an imaginary date!”

“Eh?”

“Let’s pretend we’re on a date! We’re only going to be a couple for an hour” I said,

“Ok, let’s go to dinner”

“Ok, let me get ready” I said,

“Why?”

“Because! I wanna pretend this is a real date!”

“Ok” he said,

“Done” I said

“Ding dong” he said imitating a door

“Hello?” I asked,

“Let’s go” he said,

“Hangeng, what are you wearing?” I asked

“A Pikachu costume, and I’m holding flowers for you”

“Aigo! Oppa, come inside my house” I said, “Isn’t it gonna be embarrassing for you to wear that to a restaurant?”

“Well, not really, I’m already a fool, but I’m only for you” he said,

“Stupid” I laughed, “Take it off”

“I can’t, the zipper’s stuck” he said,

“Fine, I’ll take it off”

“You won’t be able too” he said,

“Yes I can!”

“Fine! But I’m barely wearing anything underneath!”

“I’ll take my chances, ok, I’m holding onto the costume! One.. Two… Three! I pulled it off”

“Look away!”

“But Hannie~ You’re wearing a shirt and jeans”

“Ok, now can we go?”

“Not after you kiss me for lying to me about wearing nothing” I said,

“Why?”

“So you don’t wanna kiss me?”

“… Ok, where?”

“Lips!”

“Lips?”

“Hurry! I’m hungry!”

“Can I hug you?”

“You have to kiss me too”

“Ok, I’m going to explain what I’m doing to you ok?”

“Kay”

“Imagine this kay?”

“Ok” I closed my eyes

“I hugged you tightly”

“O-Oppa” I blushed,

“I looked at your eyes, and leaned in and touched your lips”

“And I deepened the kiss”

“Really? How?”

“O-Oppa, you’re hurting me”

“Why? It’s just kissing”

“Because, you’re making me want you right now” I blushed while saying it,

“Really?” he sounded seductive,

“Ok, b-back to the date” I blushed, just thinking about him kissing me,

“I don’t wanna stop”

“O-Oppa, I’m hungry” I said,

“Too bad, you’re the one that started this”

“L-Let go” I stuttered, as if I was trying to push his imaginary body away,

“Don’t wanna, bite! I bit your neck” he said,

“O-Oppa” I moaned, ok, I’m seriously imagining this! I can’t stop!

“Ready?” he asked,

“F-for what?” I blushed,

“Dinner” he said, “Unless you want to keep kissing”

“D-Dinner” I blushed, if he kept talking about kissing, I would’ve had a nosebleed, (Sounds soo weird!)

“Really? Cause I’m thinking different” he whispered,

“Oppa! What are you trying to do? Phone me?” I blushed,

“Maybe~”

“Hankyung!!”

“Oh who cares? It’s only over the phone” he said,

“Off to dinner” I said,

“Fine” he whined,

“Where are we eating?” I asked him,

“Hm… Nothing fancy”

“Good”

“Then… KFC?”

“Ha! Ok”

He started to imitate a car driving, and I started laughing,

“Hannie, you’re soo weird!”

“But that’s why you love me” he said,

“Pabo-nim!”

“You know you love me”

“Shut up! We’re dating! You know you have my whole heart right now!”

“For an hour!” he pouted,

“Ah! You’re using Aegyo on me aren’t you?! Isn’t a girl suppose to do that?” I laughed,

“Yes, but you never do it!”

“But Hannie~ It’s suuupppper embarrassing!” I said,

“Hey! I’m a guy doing it!”

“But it makes girls want you”

“To bad a CERTAIN girl I’m interested in doesn’t want me”

“Really? Who’s she?”

Ok, does he mean me? Or has he found someone else?

“Idiot”

“How am I an idiot?”

“Because! You are one!” I said,

“Fried rice is sooo mean!” I whined,

“Hey! Are we breaking up?”

“No! We’re still a couple!” I said,

“To bad we’re far apart” he said, “It’d be more fun~”

“Eh~ and what’d you do if we were closer?” I asked him,

“You guess”

“ me?”

“Gotcha” he joked,

“You scare me! You know that?!” I laughed,

“No, you scare me even more! With you’re looks, some guy can you in the streets!”

“Sttuuppiiiddd!!” I blushed,

“Oh, it’s late, gotta go”

“What are you going?”

“Work” he said,

“Seriously?... K…. Bye my love~” I joked,

“Love you too” he said and hung up,

~~Donghae POV~~

“Bye my love~” I heard her say,

My sister…. Has a boyfriend?! WHAT?!

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have a good day! *wears pikakyu hat* FIGHTING!! <3