“STU-PID KOR-E-ANS!” I yelled, “STUPID STUPID STUPID!!” I yelled,

I’m sitting on the cold rooftop just yelling, “Stupid Junior! Stupid Junior!” like an anti fan!

Yes, I am very pissed off right now.

Mostly because of one reason: THEY MADE ME COOK.

Who are they you ask?

Well no other than Super Junior!

Y“STU-PID KOR-E-ANS!” I yelled, “STUPID STUPID STUPID!!” I yelled,

I’m sitting on the cold rooftop just yelling, “Stupid Junior! Stupid Junior!” like an anti fan!

Yes, I am very pissed off right now.

Mostly because of one reason: THEY MADE ME COOK.

Who are they you ask?

Well no other than Super Junior!

You know! The big group that forces one person to cook for them because the others (except for Ryeowook) can’t cook to save their life! (AKA Donghae, Kyuhyun, Leeteuk, and pretty much EVERY member!)

Evil Koreans.

“Alex~ Will you go to sleep already?” Yesung whined from our dorm

“Not until everyone pays me back for what I had to pay for the ingredients!” I yelled from the roof

“Come on~” Leeteuk yelled, with Yesung standing next to him

“NO! I worked over a hot stove and all YOU stupid Koreans can do is eat it all in 4 minutes!”

“WE WERE HUNGRY!!” Shindong whined,

“Ask Nari to come over! She’s going to be your wife soon!” I yelled,

“No! I don’t want her exposed to the horrors of this group!” Shindong yelled.

“And you expect me to?”

“Well! YOU ARE A GUY!” Leeteuk yelled

Ok, let me explain a few things that are probably running through your head right now.

“Aren’t you a girl?”

Well... I AM! I’m actually pretending to be a guy thanks to my EVIL big brother Lee Donghae! Yes! THE LEE DONGHAE from Super Junior! That Donghae that’s madly in love with Eunhyuk that all you strange fans keep writing Eunhae fanfics about! That Lee Donghae that’s a fishy! That’s my EVIL brother for you! Korea’s shame is the worst!

Ok… Not EVIL… Just overly… Overly… OVERLY protective! I’m not kidding! When you first meet Donghae, you’re like,

“Aw, he seems like a nice brother! He cares for his baby sister”

But when you get to know him,

“He REALLY cares TOO much about his sister! Feel sorry for her”

AIISSHHH….

 “Alex~~ Come down~” Donghae whined,

“No!” I yelled, and just sat there with T-shirt on me and a pair of shorts,

“COME DOWN OR I KILL YOU! AIIISSSHHH” Sungmin complained,

Violent rabbit… VIOLENT…. VIOLENT RABBIT!

I wonder how he became the cute one in Super Junior…

“GO TO SLEEP!” I yelled,

“I CAN’T! ALL THE MEMBERS ARE APPARENTLY WORRIED ABOUT-” Sungmin yelled back

“STOP YELLING AT MY SISSY!!” Donghae yelled,

Oh, did I forget to mention, Donghae sometimes call his sister? And yet the members STILL think I’m a guy!! It’s because of this stupid STUPID lie because Yesung almost found out about my secret when Donghae yelled “Sister” and he was like “what?” and then I told him that lie, and Yesung fell for it! And Donghae has been telling everyone else that whenever he stupidly calls me his sister.

“LEAVE ME AND MY ANGER ALONE!” I yelled,

“You’re going to catch a cold!” Donghae whined

“Then I won’t have to cook for you 13 people all the time!” I yelled,

“Is there anyone you want there up with you?” Donghae asked,

“Leave me alone!” I yelled and laid on the roof, I checked my phone again, apparently, it doesn’t work very much (Since it’s an old 2005 phone)

Alright. Tomarrow, I’m defiantly getting a new phone.

My phone rang, I text from Henry….

“Hey Alex! ^__^ I just got to New York! Don’t worry, I got you something from Canada, but u have to wait till I come back from New York! –chubby Canadian”

I smiled when I read that Text, then another one came in from him,

“Oh! And sorry I didn’t talk to you a lot during my time in Canada! But I was busy!!”

Stupid…

“Stupid Canadian! It better be something nice! IT was soo lonely and scary without you” I texted, him back,

“Miss me don’t you? ;)” he replied

“What?! N-No!!! Stupid Canadian!! >___<”

“Hey Alex,” I could hear someone’s voice, I turned around and saw Siwon,

“What do you want?” I asked, he gave me a blanket,

“If you’re going to stay out here, you might not want to be sick” he said,

“Thanks” I mumbled,

“It’s a nice night sky” Siwon said, trying to start a conversation,

“I guess…” I mumbled,

“Hey, do you see that?” Siwon pointed to some random stars,

“Stars?” I looked at them,

“No, it’s a constellation. Orion” he said,

“Oh, I heard about that” I said, staring at the stars,

“He was a greek hunter” Siwon continued, “He boasted that he would kill all the animals on this earth” he finished,

“And then this scorpion killed him right?”

Siwon nodded,

“I heard you need a new cell phone” Siwon said,

“Yeah, I’m going to get one tomarrow,

“Why not today?”

“It’s late, and I don’t want to get hit on by a ert”

“Then I’ll come with you”

“Again, I don’t want to get hit on by a ert” I mumbled,

“Hey! I’m not a ert!” Siwon complained

I sat there silent for a while

Leave… Leave… LEAVE

FINALLY! HE’S GONE!

I can finally be by myself!

“Ah~ Mommy” I said opening my arms, “Why do I have to live with my brother? I miss you” I said,

Ok, I’m going to bug you about my life for a little bit…

I’m not really Donghae’s blood sister. I was adopted into the Lee family when I was like… Six or Seven I guess… They’re really a wonderful family! There are so many things I want to thank them for!

I’m really close to Donghwa and Donghae….

-HOWEVER

When Donghae got into SM, our relationship got… weird…. We were distant, and since he was starting in Super Junior, I hated him for ignoring me. What can I say? I missed my brother… but then… after 2 months with him and Super junior, we became close again (Although there are a BUNCH of mental scars on me now…. A. BUNCH.) I never thought that during the years I barely (pretty much never) saw my brother, that within just 3 months, we would be through soo much like car accidents, fan accidents (for example a few hundred fans were trying to kill me) and over working crap that sent me to the hospital. I never knew that he cared for me THAT much! Seriously, THAT much!

“Hey wifey” Kyuhyun’s wife echoed,

“Oh, hubby” I joked,

No, Kyuhyun apparently doesn’t know that I’m a girl. We joke around with each other about that. Because one day, we were stalking someone (Don’t ask about that) and to hide, we would pretend we would be a couple telling each other that this clothing would look good on one of our children (We used the member’s name) and somehow… SOMEHOW! He gave me the name wifey! How’d I get wifey and not hubby?! Haha, oh well, he’ll still my dorky blinded friend!

“What are you doing up here late at night?” he asked,

“I feel like it… Did you have fun drinking with BoA *noona?” I asked him, he seriously smelled like rice wine (haha, so asian with the rice!)

“Yeah” he sighed and sat down next to me, “Aren’t you going to get cold?” he asked,

“It’s finally July… only 3 more days until Kangin hyung leaves” I sighed,

“Oh hohoho? Baby Al is going to miss me?” Kangin’s voice came in,

“Hyung, go to sleep” I said,

“Kyuhyun, you’re not sober yet, go downstairs” Kangin ordered, Kyuhyun listened and walked downstairs,

When he (Kyuhyun) closed the door, I looked at Kangin,

“*Oppa, why are you leaving so early?” I sighed, Kangin sat beside me,

“My little Al is gonna miss me isn’t she?” Kangin smirked,

“Yes daddy, I’m going to miss you” I joked,

“Just admit it” he smirked,

“Fine~ I’m going to miss the daddy of the group” I sighed and rested my head on his shoulder, “Why is there a law for guys to go to war anyway?”

“Well I dunno, it’s to gain character I guess” Kangin said, “Besides, the shooting for No Other is tomorrow, so the other members can see me off” Kangin said, “Now let’s go down, it’s already midnight”

“WHAT?! ALREADY?!” my mouth gapped, and I quickly checked my phone, and I saw 3 messages from Henry, the first one going,

“Admit it! You miss me!” and the second one going, “Alex? Are you still here?” and the last one going, “Well, it is late over there, good night~~”

“AIISSHH” I whined,

“W-what?” Kangin seemed surprised,

“N-nothing, let’s go back in… So can you tell me bout ‘no other’?” I asked Kangin,

“Well, I hear that they’re using Yoona for the girl” Kangin said, “But I don’t think that’s possible since SNSD is getting ready for Japan, so they might use one of the FX girls, but that might be another impossible thing since SM doesn’t want them to get antis right now”

“So, either way, there’s going to be a girl?” I mumbled,

“Yeah, it might be a model or someone else, I dunno” Kangin said,

Aiiishhh, tomarrow is going to be a LLOOONNNGGG day….

~~Next morning

“What?! NO!”

Who’s that in the early morning?

“Look! Kangin’s going to the army soon! Are you sure she’s sick!? CAN’T YOU FIND A REPLACEMENT?!”

It’s Leeteuk’s voice….

“LOOK! WE CAN’T DO IT ON THAT DAY! KANGIN’S LEAVING!” Leeteuk screamed,

I stumbled out of my bed, what is Leeteuk doing?

“Can’t you hold off the production till the 6^th?” Leeteuk asked,

I crawled to the door, and opened it slightly,

“DAMN IT, THEN CANCEL THE ENTIRE *beep*ING THING!” Leeteuk yelled,

“Hyung!” Kangin yelled, “You can’t do this!”

“You’re more important than a new music video!” Leeteuk yelled, Kangin took the phone from Leeteuk,

“They’ll be there on the 5th” Kangin said,

Wait… FiFTH?! ISN’T KANGIN LEAVING THEN?!

“Why the *beep* did you do that?!” Leeteuk yelled at Kangin,

“Why are you doing this?! If you don’t do it now, then don’t you think the fans will be disappointed?!”

“YOU are LEAVING for TWO YEARS! THEY’LL UNDERSTAND!” Leeteuk screamed,

“NO. YOU. ARE. DOING. THIS” Kangin yelled back,

“NO!”

“WAIT?! WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING FOR?!” Donghae yelled,

“They have to find a *beep*ing  girl, but today, a few of the *beep*ing members of the staff HAD to get food poisoning!” Leeteuk sounded pissed off, “They said that the staff would be ok after a few hours, but Yoona bailed out because she had family commitment” he said, “Now they have to find a new girl! I am not going to spend the day with THAT girl when Kangin’s leaving working!”

“Wait! So if we find a girl today, then we can shoot tomarrow right?!!” Donghae asked,

“It’s not like we can ask the trainees! And we can’t just ask a random person out of the streets!” Leeteuk said

Donghae turned his head, and I think he saw me.

SHOOT.

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Hi guys!! *waves* Do you know you guys tried to kill me?when i got on today, i saw 80+ subbs,you guys are trying to kill your poor unnie/dongsaeng aren't you?

but i love you!! ^__^

i hope this chapter wasn't a big dissappointment!

*Noona meaning "Older girl/sister" for guys to say

*Oppa meaning "Older guy/brother" for girls to say