Crap with a magazine and ramen!

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

I got the magazine,

“Excuse me, but if you want to read that, you must buy it” the clerk said, I nodded, and bought the Magazine.

I walked out of the convience store, and sat at another bench in the park (since I’m afraid that other guy might find me)

I opened the magazine and started to look for the page,

“Choi Siwon was spotted with a girl, kissing, holding hands, and holding each other in the arms. He was at the ****** Mall at 3PM today with a questionable girl. He not only went on a date with her, but also drove her home, kissing her goodbye. Just who is this mystery girl? At first glance, you would believe that she is Donghae, but after following those two I can say that she’s a girl.”

I looked at all the pictures it had. When Siwon and I were in Forever21 and Siwon randomly hugged me… While I still had that dress on… When he kissed my cheek at Aeropostal, then at the electronics store where he hugged me, kissing my cheek…

Crap… CRAP!!

I looked at the magazine, shaking…

“So have you found out who I really am?”

I turned around and saw the creepy guy again,

“N-no! I’m a guy!” I said, “This isn’t me” I awkwardly laughed,

“I’ve been following Super Junior for a few days, and I learned a few things. YOU are always with Super Junior. YOU are really close to Henry, Kyuhyun, Siwon AND Donghae, so just who the *beep* are you?” he asked,

“I-I’m no one!” I said, he took out this camera, I gulped, and started to run with my purse and the convenience store bag…

I ran to the city, and hid in a different park.

I’m scared… What do I do?!

My phone rang, it’s Hangeng again….

I picked it up,

“H-Hangeng” I stuttered,

“What’s wrong now?” he asked,

“S-some guy i-is scaring me” I stuttered,

“What’s going on” he asked,

I felt tears rolling down, “R-reporter is following me” I said,

“W-why?! You’re not famous” he said,

“Siwon and I were out shopping for birthday presents, and he thinks we’re dating” I said,

“WHAT?!”

“Please… Come here” I cried, as tears fell down my cheeks, “I need you right now” I choked,

“D-don’t worry” Hangeng said,

“H-how can I not worry?!” I cried,

“Don’t worry” Hangeng said,

“I-I gotta go ok?” I said, and hung up,

I was sitting on the ground, crying, hurting, scared….

“Hey” a creepy stalkerish voice said,

HOLY CRAP! IT’S A STALKER!!

Ok Alex… Breath… Breath….

I silently grabbed my purse.

“!!” I yelled and hit him with my purse, with my eyes closed, full of tears.

“A…Alex” the voice stuttered,

I opened my eyes, and stared at the person who was right in front of me.

Black oversized glasses, an ed white and black plaid shirt with a grey undershirt, black jeans…. Brownish black hair…. Brown black eyes…. With brown bed head…. Wait… KOREAN BED HEAD?!

“I’M SOOO SORRY KYUHYUN!!” I jumped, he grabbed my head, and pushed me down, with him on top of me… on the cold grass….

“SHHH!!” he whispered,

“S-stop!! This is getting really scary! You’re acting like a !” I whispered, then we heard footsteps…

“Sh” he said, and grabbed my body, and we hid IN the bush. His arms and legs were wrapped all around me, making me feel so scared… One arm was on my chest area, and the other in my stomach. His legs were just wrapped around me to make space smaller…

“Kyu” I whispered, he put the hand that was on my bust to cover my mouth,

“Shh, that’s Reporter Kim,” he whispered,

I was silent; Kyuhyun was holding me tighter and tighter… He then moved the hand that was on my stomach to my shoulder. I gulped… I hate you I hate you! Let goo!!

“He’s gone” Kyuhyun whispered, and let go of me, I couldn’t move… I heard a rustling sound, I looked at Kyuhyun who was crawling, “Let’s go” he said and pulled me out of the bush,

“O-OW!” I silently yelped,

“What’s- oh my gosh” he said, I looked at him, he bent to see my arm, “That’s a HUGE gash for a bush” he said and touched my arm, I flinched.

I looked at my arm, and it was starting to be covered in blood.

“Let’s go to a pharmacy” he said, and held my other arm that wasn’t bleeding..

~*~

“Bed head! It hurts!” I yelped,

“Oh shut up! It’ll stop hurting soon!” Kyuhyun sighed, leaning closer,

“N-no! D-don’t push it!” I whimpered, “OOWWW!!” I yelped,

“I’ll stop soon, just wait ok?” he said, and kept on spraying,

“A-AH!” I whimpered louder, “S-stop!”

“It’s for your own good!”

“But it hurts!” I said, with probably a tear falling,

“What do you want me to do?! You’re the one that made me do this!” he said, “I spent so much money on this!” he complained,

“But still! Couldn’t we have gone home and done this?!” I looked at him,

“It’ll be over soon” he said, patting my arm as if saying, “Shut up and do as I say” with a smile,

“I-IT HUUURRRTTTSSS!!!” I whipered.

“Done” he sighed, “Now all we need to do is bandage it all up”

“Did you have to spray me with that disinfecting thing for so long?!” I whined,

“You were bleeding a whole lot! Donate blood with that blood! It’ll be a waste if you just let it slide!” he sighed, “What type are you? A? B?”

“O” I said, then remembered something “na na na na na na na na NU ABO!” I sang doing the hand motions,

“Plan on donating blood anytime soon?” he asked,

“Dude, you’re acting like a vampire! Why do you care about my blood?” I asked him,

“Nothing,” he sighed, “Let’s go” he said, and started to walk away,

“Wait!” I said, and grabbed Kyuyun’s sleeve, he looked at me, “Ramen! I’m hungry!” I said, he sighed,

“Alright”

We both walked into a convenience store, and I just got a ramen.

“Do you just wanna share it?” he asked, I smiled and nodded.

We sat at a table, poured in hot water in it, and grabbed chopsticks (wow, that last part sounded asian). Then my phone rang… A video call from Henry… I quickly picked it up,

“Chubby cheeks?” I asked looking at my phone,

“Fat cheeks” he smiled, aww, he’s so cute~

“What time is it over there?” I asked,

“DAYLIGHT!” he said, and moved his phone so I could see the sun, “I’m going to my classes right now” he gave me a thumbs up,

“Where are you at?” I muttered, I wanna cry! He’s at a university!

“Campus” he gave me a thumbs up, “What about you?”

I frowned, “Convenience store” I said,

“AT night?! ALONE?!”

“N-no, bed head is with me” I said, and pointed the camera to Kyuhyun,

“Ah~”

“Henry come back soon ok? Alex is getting hurt a lot” Kyuhyun butted in, pointing to my wounded arm,

“What happened?” he asked,

“Cut self because of depression!” he smiled,

“Don’t believe a word he says ok Henry? I fell… Down the stairs”

“EH? Why is the bandage wrapped around your arm?”

“There was a bush at the bottom…”

“What?”

“I was walking down the fire escape and tripped… and… well….” I sighed,

“Shouldn’t they remove the bush since it’s a fire escape?”

“Well I dunno!” I pouted, “I’m not the one who created the design of the condos!”

“You would think that they would think of a safer plan since the place is so fancy and expensive” he said,

“Anyway, come back soon ok? I’m hungry” I said,

“Ok, bye~ I’ll bring back gifts!”

“Don’t forget me!” Kyuhyun said,

“Psh, BYE!!” Henry sang, and hung up.

I looked at Kyuhyun, he smiled,

“Has it been 3 minutes?” I asked, taking out my chopsticks (That sounds REALLY asian)

“I guess” he shrugged, and opened the paper lid of the noodle cup.

AH~ Spicy noodles!  I can even smell it!

I started to slurp the noodles up, AHHH~ I’m so hungry~

“Wow…” he said, I looked up, and he was staring at me… I slurped the rest of the noodles that was handing from my mouth,

“Running and walking are like exercising” I said,

“Whatever” he snickered, and then continued eating,

I shrugged, and then we started to have a chopstick battle with the noodles. I started slurping them, then I noticed something… Why are a few strands of noodles going up? I looked at the noodles, then noticed something… Kyuhyun and are in the “Lady and the Tramp” position! You know, where they kissed because of the spaghetti? I stared at him, kinda… I don’t know this feeling… weird-ed out?

I quickly bit the noodles, he slurped the noodles, I stole a glance at him… *beep* IT!! WHY DOES HE HAVE TO LOOK SO HOT WIPING HIS MOUTH?

(Seriously overexagerating, but it's so freaking hot!! >//<)

I gulped, and looked away,

Heart stop beating… Heart stop beating… Stop beating… stop beating….

Crap… Am I cheating on Geng? I feel soo bad!

Slurrrpppp~ Slurrrrpppp~

I looked around and saw Kyuhyun still eating the noodles.

Crap… Heart hurts….

“Ready to go home?” he asked, I nodded, still not looking at him.

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I should be studying right now, but i'm sooo lazy!! Mehhh!! ANYWAYS! Um.... I just wanted to say to help these 2 storys that I'm co-authoring! :D
Also, Please help my friend! She's trying to be a comedian!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqJjK7bXU5A please comment on her vid!! 
Also please comment on here too!! Somehow it felt empty since some of the old commenters aren't commenting  as much as before ;w; 
I'm pretty tired right now *strech* but i had an awsome day! Since it's Christmas, I went to Yukon for a friend's birthday thing, it was just 5 normal christian teens, and we were having a blast! I was embarrasing my friends my wearing my polar bear hat, we were running, singing Christmas songs (I tried to rap and talk Heechul's English xD), randomly going "MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS!!" to cars, oh wow... and if you've ever been to Yukon Oklahoma for lights, it's pretty (unless u live for a prettier place but OK is really safe so i love my state :PP), Anywho!
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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)