Baekhyun pov

Couple ?

Thruple? 

Whatever title they have, they are annoying as hell. 

If you thought dealing with just one of Kai or Sehun alone was unbearable then you haven’t experience them together 

To.get.her

Add a clearly unwilling and unamuse object of their affection in the mix and you have a squawking match over anything.

They argued over who stood straighter 

Who walked better 

Any and everything that grab their attention that one of them felt they could do better they started a fight about. 

Currently these doofuses are having a competition on who could hold Milo’s hand better

Pointless. Yes

Amusing. No 

How does one even become the winner of said competition. I don’t know. They don’t know. We don’t know. 

How would one judge such a competition ?  

I have no clue but somehow I was nominated to be the judge with a whooping four votes out of three 

(Sehun’s grandmother voted twice using Milo’s vote since she opted out. how? I.don’t.know ) 

Pretending to actually care about this little game I trailed behind them just to really think about the current situation. I mean what guy in his right mind would compete with another guy for holding his girlfriends hand

How can he be so open with someone he loves. 

If I were dating Milo, I would nev-

I cannot even think about what I would do cause that is my bro’s gurl and I ain’t no home wrecker.  

Bro for life. 

But I would be damned If anyone had the opportunity to hold her hand. 

Walking behind these fools gave me the chance to really look at Milo ( well at least the back of her head)thinking about all the afternoons we spent together in the nurses office and in the field day trips.  Thinking on just how much we messed out on.

Cause Milo is actually younger than me, she and I weren’t in the same class so I never actually knew her name ; I just called her friend or buddy. 

If you thought that ;  try imagining leaving a school with your adolescent crush after your parents decided that You would spend the last months of 3rd year in Japan and not even knowing your crush’s name. Then returning  to find that your district decided that there would be a split between male and female classes, so pretty much all contact was lost. 

It

Here we are in high school reunited. Standing just a few feet of each other. It’s nice to see her again. 

I missed you. 

I know it must have been hard for her.

I hope she doesn’t think that I wanted to get away from her

 The girl I planned on awkwardly confessing my attraction to while she lost half of her weight of blood right through her nose was there hold twiddle dee and twiddle dumbf*ck 

Welp. Girls love tall dark and hopeless. 

Gathering myself and my thoughts as we approach the field where everyone else was getting set up I sung a quick little “get cha head in the game “ to myself because this battle will determine everything. 

It’s not like we have the cream of the crop but I knew out of what we had it was best to get Luhan and Minseok on opposing teams, so I yet again have to drop a few choice words in a conversation between the two. 

Joining the two as they stretch for the match I had to find a way into the conservation without seeming like a messy starting b*tch

Better.captain.and last year.  Let’s start  

“Haha yeah that was funny. Hey min how come you aren’t the captain of the soccer team when the whole team voted for you last year?” Tilting my head and as I adjust my bangs 

“ ugh it’s cau- “ before he could even get it out, I interrupted him

“

“ I mean it’s not like Luhan is the better player or anything but why did the coach pick lu over the obvious team favorite ?”

“It’s because I actually have a spine Baek, Xiumin is as soft as they come. A big soft bear. This team needs an iron fist not a warm embrace” Luhan said pulling his shirt over his head.

“Excuse me?” Turning his entire body to Luhan ”what this team needs is a captain that isn’t going to make them run shirtless in freezing just so their so called captain to show off to his man crush “

Trap. Set.

Now those two are arguing I can get Minseok to go on my team and be my g.o.a.t

Should I feel bad about potentially breaking up a friendship that has lasted years ? Yes

Do I feel bad? ...eh, they’ll be okay.

who else is worthy enough to be on my team. 

Minseok

Chanyeol 

Choa

Kai

I am almost guaranteed the win.  

Because Luhan Hates Chanyeol he would never choose him. Luhan definitely pick Sehun over his own mother. Choa is a hell of a thrower but an angry Minseok is the strongest Pokémon.

Backing away from my beautiful work as Minseok and Luhan inched closer to each other I looked across the field to lock eyes for the whole reason we are out here begin with. 

This is for you Soojae 

Now, let the games begin.