" HELL, WHO THE ATE MY COOKIES. WAS IT YOU AGAIN, DROOPY EYES ? " Jongdae pointed accusingly, while the said guy nonchalantly applied his fresh line of eyeliner. " Stop being a whiny , just ask soo to bake more of it. " Baekhyun rolled his eyes, dismissing the younger with a wave of his pretty little hand. Jongdae scoffed, so the midget wants to play it that way huh. He visibly relaxed and took a deep breath. 

This is war 

  " To defeat evil, I shall become an even greater evil  !  " Jongdae let out a war cry as he lunged towards the cookie thief. 

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  Minseok woke up to the noise of glass breaking and a shrilled voice. He sat up groggily, rubbing his eyes as the morning rays seep in from the curtains. Another heavy thump followed by a mumble of curses caused Minseok to drag his feet out unwillingly, to see what are his dorm mates are up to.. again.

  He walked into the kitchen to only find Baekhyun yelling bloody murder, while struggling in Jongdae's firm grip. He narrowed his eyes as he broke apart the two best friends from clawing each other's faces. " Why the hell are you fighting early in the morning?!" Minseok sighed, irked by his dongsaengs. " Chen's being a little . " Baekhyun shrugged, checking for any smudged eyeliner with a mirror.

  "Shut it bacon. And hyung, this is war. Do I need a reason to kill my enemy ? " cat-like lips curled into a smirk, satisfied with his comeback. " Kim. Jongdae. ENOUGH with the anime references or so god help me, I'll flush all of those figurines you own, down to narnia " the older rubbed his temples, regretting getting out of bed.

  "NOOOO. NOT MY SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN COLLECTION. SENPAI NO." Jongdae let out a hysterical cry, accompanied by a series of Japanese curses. 

  " You watch too much anime, you idoit " a figure walked into the kitchen, owl eyes staring at the crying mess of Kim Jongdae, judgingly. " SAYS THE ONE WHO CRIED WHILE WATCHING A TENNIS ANIME. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT DO KYUNGSOO " Jongdae yelled, throwing his hands up in the air. 

  "SHUT UP, IT'S SEVEN IN THE MORNING, ON THE ING WEEKEND. GO THE BACK TO SLEEP. " a deep voice boomed, startling the four. " Oh , its the Fanfan voice of doom. " Baekhyun whispered-yelled, eyes widening in fear.  

  Everyone scrambled to their respective rooms as quietly as possible. No one messed with a cranky Kris, no one wants to risk getting choked by those threatening  hands. 

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     Minseok fell back onto his fluffy bed, eyes fluttering shut. Suddenly, he felt a presence in the room, slowly creeping up on him. He shot up as a bunch of honey blonde hair came into view. "Luhan?" the tired male mumbled, pouting at the disturbance. 

Snaps. 

 A flash of light blinded Minseok for a few seconds before blinking rapidly. "Baozi, you look so adorable!! New wallpaper ! " Luhan squealed as he saved the picture into a folder named  'My baoziiiii <3'  "Lu, I'm trying to get some sleep here ! " Minseok bellowed, frowning in annoyance. 

 " There, there. "  The deer cooed as he pats the upset bun's head, like a puppy. This irritated the elder more. Minseok raised his fists intimidatingly, and the deer shot out the room faster than you can say No No No. 

 " I should set everyone on fire one day." Minseok muttered.

~~~ AN: Okay, I wrote this like a few days ago & I'm just posting it for the heck of it ( and for my little anime fangirl heart //canyouguessjongdae'sreferences// ) . ahahha. Not sure how many chapters there'll be, but there isn't a fixed plot im sorry ;A; * its just a series of the everyday life of EXO in a highschool au *