Cow Hurricane
The 2 B's In Chatroom B
@WannaBeMyBrainJae has logged on.
@WannaBeMyBrainJae has added @BangChYeah, @HimToTheChan, @CheeseCakeDae, @JongFlyUp & @ZeloCherryTomato into a conversation.
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Holy cows.
@HimToTheChan: WHAT. WHAT HAPPENED MY CHILD. UMMA IS HERE.
@BangChYeah: APPA IS HERE TOO. WHAT HAPPENED BABY GURL?
@ZeloCherryTomato: Baby
@CheeseCakeDae: Gurl?
@CheeseCakeDae: Bags being a boy then.
@ZeloCherryTomato: Me too ^ Last time I checked my dd was a dd >:D
@CheeseCakeDae: *virtual hi five needed*
@JongFlyUp: Or you could just walk into each other’s room and hi five each other?
@HimToTheChan: WHEN DID YOU KIDS START SAYING THE DD. MY KIDS GROW SO FAST T^T
@JongFlyUp: Bags being a boy too. I swear my dd is also a dd.
@JongFlyUp: imma hi five my bros the swag way and actually go and hi five them in reality >:D
@BangChYeah: Life Lesson for the kids – That ain’t the ‘swag’ way, that’s the ‘smartass’ way. You wanna get girls do it the swag way and don’t even hi five them kid.
@CheeseCakeDae: Ahhhhh I see thank you appa.
@ZeloCherryTomato: Lesson learned :)
@HimToTheChan: OMMONA MY KIDS GROW SO FAST T^T
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Cows.
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Actual mother father cows out there.
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Cows.
@JongFlyUp: Cows?
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Yes...as in cows...outside...wtf
@BangChYeah:
@HimToTheChan: Cows?...Outside?...
@CheeseCakeDae: You mean the cows we own in our dorm?
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: No...I mean as in mother fruit drops. Cows in a hurricane...
@ZeloCherryTomato: Singing ‘Hurricane’?
@ZeloCherryTomato: LIKE DEM COWS BE SINGING.
@HimToTheChan: I thought my kids grew up T^T
@BangChYeah: Appa is not amused.
@JongFlyUp: We aren’t too ^^
@CheeseCakeDae: We follow the steps of Appa!
@ZeloCherryTomato: So Youngjae has been following the road umma used to take then?
@BangChYeah: Yes children...Although Himchan wasn’t as clever you know? Youngjae obviously got his smartness from me :D
@BangChYeah: I remember the first time we met each other in 198–
@HimToTheChan: Oh just shut it. For you information I’m fabulous. Too fabulous for ya es.
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: You...can’t...see...cows?
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Like all I’m seeing is a swirly world full of hurricanes filled with cows and this stupid computer *giggle*
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I don’t think I should have taken those happy pills keke *giggle*
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: HAPPYYYYYYYY ESSSSSSSSSSSS.
@ZeloCherryTomato: Wtf is wrong with this hyung...
@JongFlyUp: U mean noona XD
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: If I wanted a I would bought a dog.
@CheeseCakeDae: Ohohoho but you’re a female and if you want a dog it means you yourself is a female dog meaning you’re a >:)
@HimToTheChan: Honey, we’re all es, that’s why people cause us B.A.P, it stands for-
@BangChYeah: es Are Pigs?
@JongFlyUp: es Are Perpendicular?
@ZeloCherryTomato: es Are Parallel Lines That Will Never Have A Dd?
@CheeseCakeDae: es Are Pregnant.
@HimToTheChan:
@BangChYeah: I AIN’T NO .
@BangChYeah: U DEM .
@BangChYeah: LET WORLD WAR 3 BEGIN.
@JongFlyUp: Appa wait for us sons~
@ZeloCherryTomato: Yeah Appa! I don’t I wanna be on da gurls side.
@CheeseCakeDae: Me too *3* BTW Zelo stop typing in such a swaggy annoyingly not proper way.
@ZeloCherryTomato: WE ARE COMING TO APPA NOW~
@CheeseCakeDae: *run run run to appa*
@ZeloCherryTomato: *speed speed speed walk to appa*
@JongFlyUp: *moon walk~*
@CheeseCakeDae: *run run run backs and gets Jonguppie* YAH! HURRY UP WW3 IS HAPPENING. HOW COULD U BE MOON WALKING?!
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: *skip skip skip to umma*
@CheeseCakeDae: Aww cute *3*
@CheeseCakeDae: Look at that cute little too!
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: /blush/
@BangChYeah:
@HimToTheChan:
@ZeloCherryTomato:
@JongFlyUp: much?
@CheeseCakeDae: /blush/ you guys /blush/
@HimToTheChan:
@BangChYeah:
@JongFlyUp:
@ZeloCherryTomato:
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Ommo...
@CheeseCakeDae: *Throws a bomb on to the other half of the dorm*
@CheeseCakeDae: SEE YA ES IMMA GO TO MY JAGIYA’S SIDE.
@ZeloCherryTomato: WTF!? YOU ACTUALLY THREW A BOMB INTO OUR SIDE OF THE DORM.
@JongFlyUp: IT’S ON YOU ES.
@BangChYeah: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US SON?! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF ROTTEN DIPPED EGG.
@CheeseCakeDae: I don’t care I’m going to see my soon-to-be bride *3*
@HimToTheChan: You guys...you’re siblings...
@CheeseCakeDae: OMMA! Just tell everyone about how you actually adopted us.
@ZeloCherryTomato: Omg, the horror :O
@JongFlyUp: What?! We were never...
@CheeseCakeDae: LET’S GET MARRIED MY JAELIET!
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I AM NO ONE’S JAELIET.
@BangChYeah: How did this turn into Romeo & Juliet -.-
@CheeseCakeDae: Thy shall never give up loving you my love <3
@HimToTheChan: Ommo, stuff world war 3 I’m getting some popcorn.
@JongFlyUp: Really? So we aren’t going to be like
@ZeloCherryTomato: “BANG! BANG! KAPOW! BOOM!” ?
@JongFlyUp: Damn I actually thought that shotgun I bought would’ve come in handy...
@HimToTheChan: YOU BOUGHT A GUN?!
@BangChYeah: IT’S ALL YOU’RE DAMN FAULT. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOK AFTER YOUR KIDS PROPERLY.
@HimToTheChan: EXCUSE ME?! MY KIDS?! YOU MEAN OUR KIDS YOU LITTLE PIECE OF DOG URINE.
@ZeloCherryTomato: Brb need to get popcorn.
@JongFlyUp: Get some for me too ^^
@CheeseCakeDae: My love, if you think it’s , it’s not, umma and appa did actually adopt us all!
@CheeseCakeDae: Or than it would have meant they gave birth to me at the age of like 4.
@ZeloCherryTomato: OMG the drama :o
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I’m straight :|
@JongFlyUp: O
@ZeloCherryTomato: M
@JongFlyUp: G
@ZeloCherryTomato: He did NOT just say that O.o
@CheeseCakeDae: Thy will always love you tho *3*
@BangChYeah: WTF WHEN DID U RAISE THESE CHILDREN INTO THESE PEOPLE?!
@HimToTheChan: ME?! WTF WE SHOULD JUST GET A DIVORCE.
@BangChYeah: WHAT?! BUT JAGIYA I LOVE YOU <3
@HimToTheChan: WE ARE DIVORCING. /the end/
@JongFlyUp: Omfg! Then they can have a reunion like in Emergency Couple *3*
@ZeloCherryTomato: Yes! They could accidentally be put in the same group and fall in love again <3
@JongFlyUp: They’re in the same group already lol
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: If they can get a divorce I demand a contract so I don’t have to see him face again, I don’t want a Daemeo.
@CheeseCakeDae: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. JAELIET, YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Don’t talk to me -.-
@JongFlyUp: omfg...the drama...
@ZeloCherryTomato: Daejae feels /done for/
@JongFlyUp: Banghim feels /done for/
@ZeloCherryTomato: I have no more OTPs T^T
@JongFlyUp: We still have Bangdae, Bangjae, Himdae and Himjae <3
@CheeseCakeDae: Thy will never forget you Jaeliet *drinks poison* /le dies/
@CheeseCakeDae is offline.
@ZeloCherryTomato: Well there goes Bangdae and Himdae...
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Wtf...I’m not drinking poison if that’s what anyone what’s me to do.
@HimToTheChan: *forces Jaeliet to drink the poison*
@WannaBeMyBrainJae is offline and is now unfortunately dead because Jaeliet’s step mother Himother made her drink poison .
@BangChYeah: I want that divorce.
@BangChYeah is offline.
@JongFlyUp: Banghim feels just did a double flip out the window...
@ZeloCherryTomato: And is now dead...
@JongFlyUp: R.I.P Banghim 2012-2014
@HimToTheChan: Well since I’m a single lady now >:D
@HimToTheChan: Your fake umma is gonna go karaoke.
@JongFlyUp: Oh boy...
@JongFlyUp is offline.
@ZeloCherryTomato is offline.
@HimToTheChan: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.
@HimToTheChan: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.
@HimToTheChan: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.
@HimToTheChan: NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP.
@HimToTheChan: I LURVE CHEEGEBURGER <3
@HimToTheChan: CHEEGEBURGER OH OH OH OH OH OH.
@HimToTheChan: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH .
@HimToTheChan: DON’T U WISH YOUR CHEEGEBURGER WAS CUTE AS ME.
@HimToTheChan: DON’T U WISH THE LOOF WAS ON FIYAH~
@HimToTheChan: DA LOOF. DA LOOF IS ON FIYAH BISHES.
@HimToTheChan: GET YOUR CRAYON.
@JongFlyUp has added himself into this conversation.
@JongFlyUp: Wow...
@JongFlyUp: Anyways umma there’s a huge leak in the fridge.
@HimToTheChan: Call the plumber or something.
@JongFlyUp: No as in there’s a huge LEAK in our fridge.
@HimToTheChan: Yeah so call the plumber you idiot -.-
@JongFlyUp: Fine...
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@JongFlyUp: Hyung the plumber came in and slapped me across the face T^T
@HimToTheChan: Wtf. Why?
@JongFlyUp: Because I told him there was a huge leak in the fridge.
@JongFlyUp:
@HimToTheChan is offline.
Admin Hope: /i be looking back at this chapter realising how much of a fail it is how bad my photoshopping used to be LOL/
12/12/14
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