Cow Hurricane

The 2 B's In Chatroom B

 

@WannaBeMyBrainJae has logged on.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae has added @BangChYeah, @HimToTheChan, @CheeseCakeDae, @JongFlyUp & @ZeloCherryTomato into a conversation.

 

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Holy cows.

@HimToTheChan: WHAT. WHAT HAPPENED MY CHILD. UMMA IS HERE.

@BangChYeah: APPA IS HERE TOO. WHAT HAPPENED BABY GURL?

@ZeloCherryTomato: Baby

@CheeseCakeDae: Gurl?

@CheeseCakeDae: Bags being a boy then.

@ZeloCherryTomato: Me too ^ Last time I checked my dd was a dd >:D

@CheeseCakeDae: *virtual hi five needed*

@JongFlyUp: Or you could just walk into each other’s room and hi five each other?

@HimToTheChan: WHEN DID YOU KIDS START SAYING THE DD. MY KIDS GROW SO FAST T^T

@JongFlyUp: Bags being a boy too. I swear my dd is also a dd.

@JongFlyUp: imma hi five my bros the swag way and actually go and hi five them in reality >:D

@BangChYeah: Life Lesson for the kids – That ain’t the ‘swag’ way, that’s the ‘smartass’ way. You wanna get girls do it the swag way and don’t even hi five them kid.

@CheeseCakeDae: Ahhhhh I see thank you appa.

@ZeloCherryTomato: Lesson learned :)

@HimToTheChan: OMMONA MY KIDS GROW SO FAST T^T

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Cows.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Actual mother father cows out there.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Cows.

@JongFlyUp: Cows?

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Yes...as in cows...outside...wtf

@BangChYeah:

@HimToTheChan: Cows?...Outside?...

@CheeseCakeDae: You mean the cows we own in our dorm?

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: No...I mean as in mother fruit drops. Cows in a hurricane...

@ZeloCherryTomato: Singing ‘Hurricane’?

@ZeloCherryTomato: LIKE DEM COWS BE SINGING.

@HimToTheChan: I thought my kids grew up T^T

@BangChYeah: Appa is not amused.

@JongFlyUp: We aren’t too ^^

@CheeseCakeDae: We follow the steps of Appa!

@ZeloCherryTomato: So Youngjae has been following the road umma used to take then?

@BangChYeah: Yes children...Although Himchan wasn’t as clever you know? Youngjae obviously got his smartness from me :D

@BangChYeah: I remember the first time we met each other in 198–

@HimToTheChan: Oh just shut it. For you information I’m fabulous. Too fabulous for ya es.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: You...can’t...see...cows?

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Like all I’m seeing is a swirly world full of hurricanes filled with cows and this stupid computer *giggle*

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I don’t think I should have taken those happy pills keke *giggle*

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: HAPPYYYYYYYY ESSSSSSSSSSSS.

@ZeloCherryTomato: Wtf is wrong with this hyung...

@JongFlyUp: U mean noona XD

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: If I wanted a I would bought a dog.

@CheeseCakeDae: Ohohoho but you’re a female and if you want a dog it means you yourself is a female dog meaning you’re a >:)

@HimToTheChan: Honey, we’re all es, that’s why people cause us B.A.P, it stands for-

@BangChYeah: es Are Pigs?

@JongFlyUp: es Are Perpendicular?

@ZeloCherryTomato: es Are Parallel Lines That Will Never Have A Dd?

@CheeseCakeDae: es Are Pregnant.

@HimToTheChan:

@BangChYeah: I AIN’T NO .

@BangChYeah: U DEM .

@BangChYeah: LET WORLD WAR 3 BEGIN.

@JongFlyUp: Appa wait for us sons~

@ZeloCherryTomato: Yeah Appa! I don’t I wanna be on da gurls side.

@CheeseCakeDae: Me too *3* BTW Zelo stop typing in such a swaggy annoyingly not proper way.

@ZeloCherryTomato: WE ARE COMING TO APPA NOW~

@CheeseCakeDae: *run run run to appa*

@ZeloCherryTomato: *speed speed speed walk to appa*

@JongFlyUp: *moon walk~*

@CheeseCakeDae: *run run run backs and gets Jonguppie* YAH! HURRY UP WW3 IS HAPPENING. HOW COULD U BE MOON WALKING?!

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: *skip skip skip to umma*

@CheeseCakeDae: Aww cute *3*

@CheeseCakeDae: Look at that cute little too!

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: /blush/

@BangChYeah:

@HimToTheChan:

@ZeloCherryTomato:

@JongFlyUp: much?

@CheeseCakeDae: /blush/ you guys /blush/

@HimToTheChan:

@BangChYeah:

@JongFlyUp:

@ZeloCherryTomato:

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Ommo...

@CheeseCakeDae: *Throws a bomb on to the other half of the dorm*

@CheeseCakeDae: SEE YA ES IMMA GO TO MY JAGIYA’S SIDE.

@ZeloCherryTomato: WTF!? YOU ACTUALLY THREW A BOMB INTO OUR SIDE OF THE DORM.

@JongFlyUp: IT’S ON YOU ES.

@BangChYeah: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US SON?! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF ROTTEN DIPPED EGG.

@CheeseCakeDae: I don’t care I’m going to see my soon-to-be bride *3*

@HimToTheChan: You guys...you’re siblings...

@CheeseCakeDae: OMMA! Just tell everyone about how you actually adopted us.

@ZeloCherryTomato: Omg, the horror :O

@JongFlyUp: What?! We were never...

@CheeseCakeDae: LET’S GET MARRIED MY JAELIET!

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I AM NO ONE’S JAELIET.

@BangChYeah: How did this turn into Romeo & Juliet -.-

@CheeseCakeDae: Thy shall never give up loving you my love <3

@HimToTheChan: Ommo, stuff world war 3 I’m getting some popcorn.

@JongFlyUp: Really? So we aren’t going to be like

@ZeloCherryTomato: “BANG! BANG! KAPOW! BOOM!” ?

@JongFlyUp: Damn I actually thought that shotgun I bought would’ve come in handy...

@HimToTheChan: YOU BOUGHT A GUN?!

@BangChYeah: IT’S ALL YOU’RE DAMN FAULT. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOK AFTER YOUR KIDS PROPERLY.

@HimToTheChan: EXCUSE ME?! MY KIDS?! YOU MEAN OUR KIDS YOU LITTLE PIECE OF DOG URINE.

@ZeloCherryTomato: Brb need to get popcorn.

@JongFlyUp: Get some for me too ^^

@CheeseCakeDae: My love, if you think it’s , it’s not, umma and appa did actually adopt us all!

@CheeseCakeDae: Or than it would have meant they gave birth to me at the age of like 4.

@ZeloCherryTomato: OMG the drama :o

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I’m straight :|

@JongFlyUp: O

@ZeloCherryTomato: M

@JongFlyUp: G

@ZeloCherryTomato: He did NOT just say that O.o

@CheeseCakeDae: Thy will always love you tho *3*

@BangChYeah: WTF WHEN DID U RAISE THESE CHILDREN INTO THESE PEOPLE?!

@HimToTheChan: ME?! WTF WE SHOULD JUST GET A DIVORCE. 

@BangChYeah: WHAT?! BUT JAGIYA I LOVE YOU <3

@HimToTheChan: WE ARE DIVORCING. /the end/

@JongFlyUp: Omfg! Then they can have a reunion like in Emergency Couple *3*

@ZeloCherryTomato: Yes! They could accidentally be put in the same group and fall in love again <3

@JongFlyUp: They’re in the same group already lol

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: If they can get a divorce I demand a contract so I don’t have to see him face again, I don’t want a Daemeo.

@CheeseCakeDae: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. JAELIET, YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Don’t talk to me -.-

@JongFlyUp: omfg...the drama...

@ZeloCherryTomato: Daejae feels /done for/

@JongFlyUp: Banghim feels /done for/

@ZeloCherryTomato: I have no more OTPs T^T

@JongFlyUp: We still have Bangdae, Bangjae, Himdae and Himjae <3

@CheeseCakeDae: Thy will never forget you Jaeliet *drinks poison* /le dies/

 

@CheeseCakeDae is offline.

 

@ZeloCherryTomato: Well there goes Bangdae and Himdae...

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Wtf...I’m not drinking poison if that’s what anyone what’s me to do.

@HimToTheChan: *forces Jaeliet to drink the poison*

 

@WannaBeMyBrainJae is offline and is now unfortunately dead because Jaeliet’s step mother Himother made her drink poison .

 

@BangChYeah: I want that divorce.

 

@BangChYeah is offline.

 

@JongFlyUp: Banghim feels just did a double flip out the window...

@ZeloCherryTomato: And is now dead...

@JongFlyUp: R.I.P Banghim 2012-2014

@HimToTheChan: Well since I’m a single lady now >:D

@HimToTheChan: Your fake umma is gonna go karaoke.

@JongFlyUp: Oh boy...

 

@JongFlyUp is offline.

@ZeloCherryTomato is offline.

 

@HimToTheChan: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.

@HimToTheChan: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.

@HimToTheChan: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.

@HimToTheChan: NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP.

@HimToTheChan: I LURVE CHEEGEBURGER <3

@HimToTheChan: CHEEGEBURGER OH OH OH OH OH OH.

@HimToTheChan: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH .

@HimToTheChan: DON’T U WISH YOUR CHEEGEBURGER WAS CUTE AS ME.

@HimToTheChan: DON’T U WISH THE LOOF WAS ON FIYAH~

@HimToTheChan: DA LOOF. DA LOOF IS ON FIYAH BISHES.

@HimToTheChan: GET YOUR CRAYON.

 

@JongFlyUp has added himself into this conversation.

 

@JongFlyUp: Wow...

@JongFlyUp: Anyways umma there’s a huge leak in the fridge.

@HimToTheChan: Call the plumber or something.

@JongFlyUp: No as in there’s a huge LEAK in our fridge.

@HimToTheChan: Yeah so call the plumber you idiot -.-

@JongFlyUp: Fine...

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@JongFlyUp: Hyung the plumber came in and slapped me across the face T^T

@HimToTheChan: Wtf. Why?

@JongFlyUp: Because I told him there was a huge leak in the fridge.

@JongFlyUp:

 

@HimToTheChan is offline.


Admin Hope: /i be looking back at this chapter realising how much of a fail it is how bad my photoshopping used to be LOL/
12/12/14

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Midnight-Rose
#1
Chapter 7: It's been 5 years and this still makes me laugh xD
Bubbaboo #2
Chapter 1: lol. omg. that baseball joke...that actually made me laugh xF
Potahyun #3
THIS IS SO GODDAM FUNNY OMG *^*
ljexolove
#4
Chapter 17: HAHAHA I LOVE THIS! XD THIS TOTALLY MAKES MY DAY!!!!
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Chapter 16: WTF!? I TOUGH THIS WAS DEAD!! T.T MY FEELS HAHAHAHA *-*
GgukChanbae
#6
Chapter 10: The part when @JYP suddenly came in and whispers makes me LMFAO so hard !
Ilovekpop
#7
Chapter 16: ASDFGHJKL
It's 7 here and I'm laughing like a fat rolling peanut.
Like help. Plus my coughing doesn't help.
See you could update this in one flipping day ._.
alwaysmakne935
#8
Chapter 15: Ye . So cool. I'm so excited. It's gonna be brill. Yes yes. Happiness.
Ilovekpop
#9
Chapter 15: Pfft. I have nothing to update with tho.
At least I'm first
alwaysmakne935
#10
Chapter 15: Hey! So I've been keeping up with this fic and absolutely loving it but I'm wondering when or if you are going to update it. I've read almost all of everyday is messaging day and I know it has been finished. I really love this crack fic and it has never failed to make me laugh. Even after reading it time after time. I hope you continue to update. Authornim... HWAITING!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡