YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

The 2 B's In Chatroom B

A/N: I DID IT KEKE
hope you like it ^^
THIS CHAPPIE INCLUDES EVERYBODY! /breaks in SHINee's Everybody/


 

@SugaSwag has added BTS & B.A.P into a conversation.

 

@SugaSwag: ERMAHGAWD KYA IT’S BEEN SO LONG EVERYONE

@TouchMyAbsBabe: wtf

@RapNamMon: I hear squealing from my room

@BangChYeah: I demand for Suga to leave the manly rappers club .-.

@SugaSwag: BE THAT WAY, NOW CHANGE YOUR WEINER NAMES. EVERYONE, IT’S TIME FOR A MAKEOVER!

@JongFlyUp: Or

@SugaSwag: DON’T ‘OR’ TO ME. CHANGE YOUR NAME BEFORE I PLUCK YOU GRAPES, OR IN THIS CASE…RAISINS :-)

→ @SugaSwag is now @SugaCL
→ @TouchMyAbsBabe is now @TouchMyTriceps
→ @RapNamMon is now @DanceMonster
→ @MerryHopesMas is now @MerryJHoeMas
→ @PeaceV is now @VeeJay
→ @JinThePrince is now @JinxMario
→ @KookieMaknae is now @PubertKook
→ @BangChYeah is now @BangDisGangsta
→ @JongFlyUp is now @OR
→ @HimToTheChan is now @Herchan 
→ @ZeloCherryTomato is now @Zelowerpls
→ @CheeseCakeDae is now @DaeHoeHoe
→ @WannaBeMyBrainJae is now @BrainHoe

@SugaCL: EW I RULE THIS CHATROOM EXPLAIN WHY YOU WEIRDOS HAVE SUCH DISGUSTING NAMES ಠ_ಠ

@SugaCL: LIKE MINE IS OBVIOUSLY SUGACL CAUSE 

@TouchMyTriceps: No one cares and like, everyone wanna touch these triceps so there's my name :)

@DanceMonster: Can I slap you?

@TouchMyTriceps: No?

@SugaCL: UGH SOME OBEDIENT PEEPS R WAITING CHOP CHOP

@DanceMonster: ^ Why I h8 everyone these days ._. bossy boots 

@DanceMonster: I’m dance monster cause I’m dance monster, k bai

 

@DanceMonster has attempted to leave the convo before being pulled back into it by @SugaCL.

 

@MerryJHoeMas: IT’S NEARLY CHRISTMAS AND IMMA HOE WHO IS IN A TRIO GROUP WITH DAEHOE AND JAEHOE :)

@SugaCL: stop, stop it

@Got7: HAJIMA HAJI HAJI HAJI HAJI---

 

@Got7 was kicked out by almighty @SugaCL, boohoo. No GotBTS and GotBAP moments for you fans.

 

@MerryJHoeMas: And there goes Got7…one of them could’ve been a hoe too T^T

@VeeJay: I WANNA JOIN THE HOE CLUB TOO *3*

@SugaCL: don’t I’ll spank you

@TouchMyTriceps: You old hag

@DanceMonster: I knew he had a weird hidden in him

@MerryJHoeMas: It’s full #soznotsoz

@VeeJay: FINE WELL MY NAME IS VEEJAY CAUSE IF U ADD ANOTHER JAY TO IT YOU GET veejayjay ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ it sounds like something ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ wink wink ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

@SugaCL: stupid kids…CONTINUE

@JinxMario: Mario and I look hot together, simple. I ship it. JINRIO? MARJIN? 

@SugaCL: can I spank someone srsly you are all idiots

@TouchMyTriceps: I told you

@DanceMonster: / it is, DOMINATION TOO/

@PubertKook: I went through puberty, sang a song about it too...and I want my name to be Albert =3=

@PubertKook: So like, Puberty + Albert + Jungkook = Pu-Bert-Kook

@VeeJay: ALBERT HOW R U?

@PubertKook: OH MY GOSH I SOUND SO GOOD :DDDDD

@SugaCL: ripping a whip cause of you guys

@BangDisGangsta: Well, sticks and stones may break your bones but I guess chains and whips excite you…

@BrainHoe: PFT SAYS THE ONE WHO’S DESPERATE FOR SOMEONE TO BANG YOU

@BangDisGangsta: Go away it ain’t your turn yet -.-

@SugaCL: OH MY U R ALL SO OBEDIENT LET ME LOVE YOU

@MerryJHoeMas:  and dominant he is…

@BangDisGangsta: WELL UM I’M A DESPERATE GANGSTA WITH GANGSTA ENGRISH CH YEAH BANG IS MY SECOND NAME, WELL LAST NAME BUT MEH SAME THING B)

@SugaCL: nope goodbai next pls

@BangDisGangsta: I GET TO LEAVE?

@SugaCL: nope you desperate gangsta

@JinxMario: /cue fail music/

@OR: hi

@VeeJay: is that it?

@Herchan: HIS NAME IS 'OR/ CAUSE IT’S YES, NO OR 'OR'. THE END.

@OR: thx

@Herchan: AND MY NAME IS HERCHAN CAUSE IMMA FAB WOMAN

@PubertKook: hey someone’s finally admitting they look like a girl LOL

@TouchMyTriceps: I’m done with peeps calling us girls >.<

@SugaCL: and I’m done with you all so shuddup before I wack you in a NON and NON DOMINATE way

@DanceMonster: still and dominate ;)

@Zelowerpls: I need to be lower as in shorter the end and pls is a polite word some of you should learn to use in these chatrooms.

@Herchan: U CAN JOIN THE DIVA CLUB, DAMN!

@Zelowerpls: THE WORD PLS EXISTS RIGHT?

@DaeHoeHoe: WELL MINE IS CAUSE ITS FREAKING CHRISTMAS SOON SO HOeHOeHOe AND I’M 1/3 OF THE HOE CLUB

@MerryJHoeMas: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)                                                                                                                            

@BrainHoe: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@DaeHoeHoe: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@BrainHoe: I’M ANOTHER 1/3 OF THE HOE CLUB! WOOHOO! I’M A BRAINY BOY EHEHE!

@JinxMario: down with this hoe club pls

@OR: or

@Herchan: no OR, go home and self-reflect

@OR: …but I’m already home?

@Zelowerpls: I wanna swap and go live with BTS and their condoms pls

@SugaCL: lemme swap with you PLEASE

@TouchMyTriceps: SUGA DO GO CAUSE THEN WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW ANYMORE BOUT YOUR ES

@DanceMonster: my nose is cold but after I rub it the warmth soothes its way in lol

@DanceMonster: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY~

@PubertKook: I knew you were too .-.

@DanceMonster: EH?!

@VeeJay: go form your own group with Suga, Namjoon hyung…

@BrainHoe: Go join them you named veejayjay

@MerryJHoeMas: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@DaeHoeHoe: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@BangDisGangsta: NO (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

@OR: OR ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

@SugaCL: HOW ABOUT U ALL STOP YAPPING

@JinxMario: U were the one who started this convo *3*

@SugaCL: OH WAT SO U BLAME ME NOW?

@JinxMario: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@MerryJHoeMas: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)                                                                                                                            

@BrainHoe: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@DaeHoeHoe: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@BangDisGangsta: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@OR: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@Herchan: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@Zelowerpls: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@DanceMonster: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@PubertKook: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@TouchMyTriceps: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

@VeeJay: YAS (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

 

@SugaSwag has disabled this chatroom and regrets even making it. 

 


death-note (a.k.a Admin Hope) : lol I lied I haven't really tried communicating with Admin Zelo cause of the time difference and stuff...yeah it's confusing crappo OH WELL I FINALLY UPDATED :DDDD

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Midnight-Rose
#1
Chapter 7: It's been 5 years and this still makes me laugh xD
Bubbaboo #2
Chapter 1: lol. omg. that baseball joke...that actually made me laugh xF
Potahyun #3
THIS IS SO GODDAM FUNNY OMG *^*
ljexolove
#4
Chapter 17: HAHAHA I LOVE THIS! XD THIS TOTALLY MAKES MY DAY!!!!
kleffki09
#5
Chapter 16: WTF!? I TOUGH THIS WAS DEAD!! T.T MY FEELS HAHAHAHA *-*
GgukChanbae
#6
Chapter 10: The part when @JYP suddenly came in and whispers makes me LMFAO so hard !
Ilovekpop
#7
Chapter 16: ASDFGHJKL
It's 7 here and I'm laughing like a fat rolling peanut.
Like help. Plus my coughing doesn't help.
See you could update this in one flipping day ._.
alwaysmakne935
#8
Chapter 15: Ye . So cool. I'm so excited. It's gonna be brill. Yes yes. Happiness.
Ilovekpop
#9
Chapter 15: Pfft. I have nothing to update with tho.
At least I'm first
alwaysmakne935
#10
Chapter 15: Hey! So I've been keeping up with this fic and absolutely loving it but I'm wondering when or if you are going to update it. I've read almost all of everyday is messaging day and I know it has been finished. I really love this crack fic and it has never failed to make me laugh. Even after reading it time after time. I hope you continue to update. Authornim... HWAITING!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡