Bonus: Random Drabbles Of Chatroom B

Sailor Moon

@RapNamMon is online.

 → @RapNamMon has changed his name to @SailorMonster.

@SailorMonster has added @TouchMyAbsBabe, @PeaceV & @KookieMaknae into a new conversation.

@SailorMonster: Like what you see ( ° ͜ʖ °) ?

@PeaceV: No.

@KookieMaknae: Hyung...I’m gonna get nightmares now (⊙﹏⊙′)

@TouchMyAbsBabe has added @JinThePrince, @SugaSwag & @MerryHopesMas into this conversation.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: ERMAHGAWG MA EYES

@JinThePrince: Eh?

@SugaSwag: What are you talking about?

@PeaceV: Namjoon Hyung was showing us pictures of him as Sailor Moon!

@MerryHopesMas: But all I see is a conversation about how you once had a cat...

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@KookieMaknae: Wut.

@SugaSwag: Plus Rap Monster is at the supermarket...

@TouchMyAbsBabe: THEN WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!

@JinThePrince: Now that is just pure creepiness...

@MerryHopesMas: LOL I’m gonna search for that user now >:D

@SugaSwag: Oh my god...Out of everything you want to do it’s searching that person’s name...

@MerryHopesMas: What da...I found nothing

@KookieMaknae: But-but-but-but-but-but

@JinThePrince: You like butts?

@PeaceV: I SWEAR IT’S NAMJOON HYUNG PLAYING TRICKS!

@TouchMyAbsBabe:  ARE YOU HYUNGS IN IT TOO?!

@JinThePrince: Are you guys delusional =3=

@SugaSwag: All I see is that Namjoon isn’t online and the person called ‘SailorMonster’ is probably a roleplayer.

@KookieMaknae: ...what’s a roleplayer?

@JinThePrince: Geez you’re dumb it means someone is acting as Rap Monster.

@PeaceV: This isn’t working T^T

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Why isn’t anyone believing us that it’s Rap Monster TT^TT

@KookieMaknae: I’m gonna add Jongup Hyung and Yongguk Hyung into this so maybe they can help us TTT^TTT

@KookieMaknae has added @JongFlyUp & @BangChYeah into this conversation.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: PLEASE TELL US THAT THE FIRST PART IN WHICH HOSEOK, JIN AND SUGA HYUNG ARE NOT IT ISN’T ABOUT CATS.

@BangChYeah: Erm...I see a conversation about cats...

@JongFlyUp: I see a cat convo too ^.^

@PeaceV: But...

@MerryHopesMas: BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE STICK IT OUT TELL US WHAT YOU GOT~

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Just No...

@KookieMaknae: Just stop...

@SugaSwag: Stop screaming that around the dorm before I start stabbing the voodoo doll version of you I have in my closet.

@JinThePrince: I’ll help stab it too *3*

@BangChYeah: So who is this @/SailorMonster?

@SugaSwag: RolePlayer.

@PeaceV: Namjoon Hyung.

@MerryHopesMas: RolePlayer.

@KookieMaknae: Namjoon Hyung.

@JinThePrince: RolePlayer.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: IT IS NAMJOON HYUNG I SWEAR TO MUSHROOMS!

@JongFlyUp: Erm...People can only be added in to a conversation if they’re friends with them right?

@JongFlyUp: Meaning the 3 of you who believe it’s Namjoon Hyung has befriended a roleplayer who is still in the conversation.

@BangChYeah: JONGUP IS OFFICIALLY AS SMART AS YOUNGJAE NOW~

@SailorMonster: Omg how’d you oppas know?! I’m such a BABY & ARMY <3

@KookieMaknae: Everyone must have seen that comment!

@MerryHopesMas: What comment, the comment about Jongup being smart?

@PeaceV: No the one SailorMonster posted just then!

@SugaSwag: Nope.

@JinThePrince: No clue what you Maknaes are talking about.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: But!

→ Private @SailorMonster has changed his name to @RapNamMon.

@RapNamMon: Why are you guys talking to a roleplayer?

@JongFlyUp: How’d you get into this conversation?

@RapNamMon: I added myself in!

@JongFlyUp: Even if you added yourself in a notification would still pop-up.

@JongFlyUp: Are you SailorMonster?

@JongFlyUp: You changed your name then added us into a new convo didn’t you?

@JongFlyUp: You aren’t at the supermarket are you?

@JongFlyUp: You’re hiding in a closet.

@JongFlyUp: You horrible person...

@JongFlyUp: Where are J-Hope, Suga and Jin? Why are they so quiet?

@JongFlyUp: You hacked them didn’t you?

@JongFlyUp: –case closed–

@JongFlyUp is offline.

@BangChYeah: This is so tear-jerking D: Our Jongup is finally smart...

@BangChYeah is offline.

@KookieMaknae: I KNEW IT.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Something was different! J-Hope hyung doesn’t usually sing unless payed too!

@PeaceV: I can finally close my eyes without disturbing images of Sailor Monster.

@PeaceV is offline.

@TouchMyAbsBabe is offline.

@KookieMaknae is offline.

@RapNamMon: Damn why is that kid so smart...

@RapNamMon: I’m so dead when everyone realises I know all their passwords >:(

@RapNamMon: But they’re too stupid to realise >:D

@RapNamMon is offline.

Girl Groups

@PeaceV is online.

@PeaceV has added @JinThePrince, @SugaSwag, @RapNamMon & @KookieMaknae into a conversation.

@KookieMaknae: Yes Hyung?

@PeaceV: Why is it that if people search our names on Google and then add cross-dress they’ll be pictures of us dressing as girls yet none of J-Hope and Jimin in dresses?! TT^TT

@SugaSwag: Erm because we unfortunately were forced into dresses for Rookie King?

@RapNamMon: You mean because we were all forced to wear dresses and J-Hope and Jimin only wear dresses inside the dorm without being caught?

@JinThePrince: True ^

@KookieMaknae: I found those two playing dress up yesterday!

@PeaceV: Yeah but at least our fans could have edited pictures and made Jimin and J-Hope into girls too T^T

@JinThePrince: I know >:( Maybe they just think we’re not as manly...

@RapNamMon: I’m manly as hell.

@SugaSwag: Me too!

@KookieMaknae: Me three!

@PeaceV: But look at Exo Sunbaenims! They’re manly and they get edited into girls!

@JinThePrince: Erm, some of Exo aren’t manly though...

@JinThePrince: You don’t see pictures of 2pm Sunbaes being edited into girls right?

@RapNamMon: Does this make anything better?

@JinThePrince: Nope...

@SugaSwag: Why can’t we just be normal manly mans :(

@KookieMaknae: Aren’t we manly enough though?

@WannaBeMyBrainJae has added himself into this conversation.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Reasons why you guys are manly enough:

1. Jin likes pink and his nickname is Pink Princess.
2. Suga, your legs are too slim and girly.
3. Rap Monster, you wore a Sailor Moon costume...the end...
4. V likes bubbles. Men don’t like bubbles, they’re interested in bubbles.
5. Jungkook the Maknae, you like makeup..just no...

@WannaBeMyBrainJae has left the conversation.

@JinThePrince:  But I like pink *3*

@SugaSwag: Excuse me?! My legs are perfectly manly #@$#%*

@PeaceV: But I like bubbles~

@KookieMaknae: 100% no one could go without makeup in the morning!

@RapNamMon: So I’m manly but since I wore a Sailor Moon costume I’m officially girly?

@RapNamMon: Doesn’t that mean...

@RapNamMon: You guys thinking what I’m thinking?

@JinThePrince:  Yesh~

@SugaSwag: Let’s kidnap them~

@PeaceV: Bubbles  *3*

@KookieMaknae: They’re already wearing dresses all we need to do is take photos and upload them onto the internet!

@SugaSwag: Simple~

@MerryHopesMas & @TouchMyAbsBabe has added themselves into this conversation.

@MerryHopesMas: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ You guys think we’re that stupid to let you take photos of us and upload them onto the internet?

@TouchMyAbsBabe: No way! We’re smart. Do you guys realise we have your phones?

@SugaSwag: Right...I thought you were borrowing it to watch...you know~

@JinThePrince: Same ^^

@KookieMaknae: Don’t we have cameras lying somewhere around the dorm?

@TouchMyAbsBabe: ATTACK HOSEOK HYUNG! DO NOT LET THEM GO ANYWHERE I SHALL HIDE ALL THE CAMERAS WHILST YOU FAIL TO KILL THEM ALL BUT SUCESSFULLY STOP THEM FROM FINDING THE CAMERAS!

@MerryHopesMas is offline.

@MerryHopesMas is online.

@MerryHopesMas: I just realised we could’ve just changed~

@RapNamMon: ㅋㅋㅋAt least we were able to take a photo of Jimin’s wonderful dress~

@MerryHopesMas: So I’m the only manly one left?

@KookieMaknae: Technically you aren’t manly hyung! You’re the umma of the group.

@JinThePrince: I forgot about that!

@SugaSwag: So I didn’t need to go to the pharmacy to get sleeping medicine to drug Hoseok?!

@MerryHopesMas: BWO?!

@MerryHopesMas: I'm just gonna say this...a fan did make every one of us except Jimin into a sailor moon character...

Sherlock

@CheeseCakeDae is online.

@CheeseCakeDae has added @BangChYeah, @HimToTheChan, @WannaBeMyBrainJae, @JongFlyUp & @ZeloCherryTomato into a conversation.

@CheeseCakeDae: Someone stole my cheese cake (╥﹏╥)

@CheeseCakeDae: WHO DID IT (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

@CheeseCakeDae: WHAT DID I EVERY DO TO YOU?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

@ZeloCherryTomato: Hyung..calm down we can always buy a new one...stop with the emojicons!

@HimToTheChan: Honey, don’t ever tell Daehyun to calm down when it comes down to his cheese cake.

@BangChYeah: He’s gonna be pisssssseddddddd~

@CheeseCakeDae: DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU ROTTEN EGG I WANT MY CHEESECAKE

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: PMS-ing right there ^

@JongFlyUp: I saw Himchan eat it last night!

@ZeloCherryTomato: I swear I saw Youngjae eat it last night tho...

@CheeseCakeDae: TIME FOR DETECTIVE DAE-DAE.

@HimToTheChan: I swear I didn’t eat it...It was Youngjae (\・_・)σ

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: But I didn’t eat it!

@JongFlyUp: I didn’t either~

@BangChYeah: I swear I didn’t eat it either...

@ZeloCherryTomato: If y’all thinking I didn’t...well I didn’t...

@CheeseCakeDae: It’s one of you I know it  =3=

@JongFlyUp: Have you ever considered the fact that you may have eaten it?

@BangChYeah: THE RISE OF LITTLE YOUNGJAE

@JongFlyUp: I don’t wanna be little Youngjae..it means I won’t have muscles >:(

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: EXCUSE ME?! At least I’m taller than you~

@JongFlyUp: By 2 cm...

@ZeloCherryTomato: Everyone’s jelly of my height~

@BangChYeah: Sorry Maknae you’re too tall now...I’d rather not be your height so at least when I do hand stands it won’t look like I’m walking on the wall like a spider.

@HimToTheChan: I’m too fabulous already *3*

@CheeseCakeDae: Hello? My cheesecake?

@BangChYeah: No one cares about your cake go away.

@HimToTheChan: Bang hyung is gonna get shot with a bang and die with a big bang.

@JongFlyUp: No puns please...

@HimToTheChan: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

@HimToTheChan: My emojicons are the best *flicks hair*

@ZeloCherryTomato: Hyung only girls flick their hair back...

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Zelo is trying to imply that you’re a girl with unmanly characteristics.

@HimToTheChan: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

@CheeseCakeDae: EXCUSE ME I AM TRYING TO DO AN INTERROGATION HERE!

@CheeseCakeDae: WHERE WERE YOU ALL AT 11PM LAST NIGHT?!

@JongFlyUp: We were all performing at our concert...

@CheeseCakeDae: Right...

@CheeseCakeDae: WHAT WERE YOU ALL DOING AT 1AM LAST NIGHT?!

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Sleeping

@JongFlyUp: Sleeping...

@HimToTheChan: Same here~ I needed my beauty sleep.

@BangChYeah: Sleeping...

@ZeloCherryTomato: Sleeping~

@JongFlyUp: Hyung just give up we can buy cheesecake after the tour.

@CheeseCakeDae: BUT I WANT CAKE NOW.

@BangChYeah: THEN BUY SOME YOU LITTLE PIECE OF FISH.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: PMS-ing right there ^

Toilet

@JongFlyUp is online.

@JongFlyUp has added @BangChYeah into this conversation.

@BangChYeah: I don’t get why you can’t just talk to me in real life...

@BangChYeah: What’s taking you so long in the toilet tho?

@JongFlyUp: Why do you think I added you into a conversation?

@BangChYeah: Uh because you’re constipated so you’re on your phone whilst trying to make everything go out?

@JongFlyUp: Have I gone smart and you’ve gone dumb?

@BangChYeah: Nooooooooo...

@BangChYeah: But seriously, are you constipated or something? You’ve been in the toilet for like 30mins...

@BangChYeah: Oh...I see...You’re stuck in the toilet right?

@JongFlyUp: No Sherlock.

@BangChYeah: You could have just us since we are like...5 metres apart...

@JongFlyUp: I would have but, I was taking a dump...

@BangChYeah: A very long dump?

@BangChYeah: I’m just gonna walk over to the toilets and break the door down for you, but before I do that mind just spraying some perfume or something so the toilet doesn’t stink? Oh and also...put up your pants so I don’t break the door to a Jongup with his pants half down...

@JongFlyUp: Nae Hyung~

Fanfiction

@KookieMaknae has logged on.

@KookieMaknae has added @JinThePrince, @SugaSwag, @MerryHopesMas, @RapNamMon, @TouchMyAbsBabe & @PeaceV into a conversation.

@KookieMaknae: What’s fanfiction Hyungs?

@JinThePrince: I knew this was gonna happen...

@MerryHopesMas: Don’t you guys even try ruining his innocence.

@SugaSwag: The 3 Hyung-nim’s of the group will all punch you if you tell him.

@RapNamMon: Make that 4 ^^

@KookieMaknae: Hyunggggggs~ if you’re not going to tell me I’ll search the internet =3=

@RapNamMon: Sheet...our Maknae is getting smarter everyday...

@PeaceV: Oooohhhhh I know what fanfiction is! A fan sent me a link to read it once...

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Is that what you do every day on your phone >:D

@PeaceV: ...maybe...

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Don't worry I do that too >:D

@KookieMaknae: Can you guys just tell me what fanfiction is?

@TouchMyAbsBabe: It’s where fans write stories about us and them or about us liking each other or us liking random girls that are uzzlangs and yadadadada...

@PeaceV: Try asianfanfics.com it’s good :D

@KookieMaknae: Why’s there a Rated M sign there too?

@JinThePrince: Did

@MerryHopesMas: You

@SugaSwag: Guys

@RapNamMon: Just

@JinThePrince: Show

@MerryHopesMas: Jungkook

@SugaSwag: What

@RapNamMon: Fanfiction

@JinThePrince: Was?

@PeaceV: Yes *aegyo* please forgive us *3*

@TouchMyAbsBabe: *aegyo time* buing buing~

@SugaSwag: WHY AEGYO WHY?!

@RapNamMon: If this is gonna continue...you should read ‘The 2B’s in Chatroom B!’

@MerryHopesMas: Omg I read that! It’s not finished but its creepy...It’s like exactly a duplicate of everything we write on ChatroomB.com /.../

@KookieMaknae: Doesn’t that mean they’ll know we’re the real BTS?!

@SugaSwag: Then we’re doomed...

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Very doomed...

@PeaceV: Omg have you read ‘Gone With The Wind: A YoonSeok Story’?

@TouchMyAbsBabe: OMG YES!

@PeaceV: It’s so good *3*

@MerryHopesMas: Eh? What’s Yoonseok?

@KookieMaknae: Hyung! I searched it on the internet for you~

@SugaSwag: Oh god did they really?...

@RapNamMon: Yup...

@JinThePrince: At least it’s not me >:D

@PeaceV: There’s another edition which is the NamJin version! It’s just as good!

@TouchMyAbsBabe: OMFG YES!

@RapNamMon: Very disturbed...
 

@JinThePrince is offline.

@RapNamMon is offline.

@MerryHopesMas is offline.

@SugaSwag is offline.

@KookieMaknae: I don’t get it...what’s so bad? Isn’t it just bromance?

@PeaceV: Our Maknae still has a longggggg way to go~

@TouchMyAbsBabe: A very long way :D

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