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The 2 B's In Chatroom B

 

@HimToTheChan is online.

@HimToTheChan has added @WannaBeMyBrainJae, @JongFlyUp, @ZeloCherryTomato, @SugaSwag, @MerryHopesMas, @TouchMyAbsBabe & @PeaceV into a conversation.

 

@HimToTheChan: Do you guys know what time it is?

@SugaSwag: No I don’t lemme go sleep

@ZeloCherryTomato: It’s 2pm tho~

@MerryHopesMas: Don’t even try cause in his world it’s 2am

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Actually in his world it’s 2am all day

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Everyday Girl’s Day!

@HimToTheChan: IT’S BONDING TIME~

@HimToTheChan: Hello~ I’m your Therapist Mr Chan! Call me Mr Chan ^^

@TouchMyAbsBabe: You mean TheRAPIST?

@PeaceV: Do I really need to be here *sigh*

@JongFlyUp: How is this bonding .-.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: OH! ME FIRST ME FIRST! Unfortunately my brain is about to burst as I have so much info stored up there...I need help Mr Chan

@SugaSwag: Ugh shut up I wanna go sleep

@MerryHopesMas: Omg please tell me we seriously are doing this

@PeaceV: We seriously are doing this

@PeaceV: We seriously are doing this

@TouchMyAbsBabe: We are seriously doing this

@TouchMyAbsBabe: We are seriously doing this

@MerryHopesMas: U guys didn’t have to repeat yourself wtf

@JongFlyUp: Isn’t Youngjae hyung about to blow cause Daehyun hyung keeps giving him problems?

@JongFlyUp: Like

@JongFlyUp: He’s got 99 problems and Daehyun is one~

@SugaSwag: U can’t rap and it’s hurting my brain so therefore I cannot go to sleep

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: -.- Please Mr Chan help me T^T

@JongFlyUp: Who knew Youngjae Hyung was so desperate LMAO

@SugaSwag: Fark can I even go back to sleep?

@SugaSwag: Like ken u not

@PeaceV: Nope u can’t MWAHAHAHAH

@HimToTheChan: Go buy me food

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: eh?

@HimToTheChan: Double choc-chip muffin at 10 degrees approximately, double choc-chip ice cream at  -0.2 degrees and that’s it for now ^^

@HimToTheChan: Oh! And a cheeseburger too, but with no cheese and meat

@ZeloCherryTomato: Wtf...a cheese burger...with no cheese and meat...

@ZeloCherryTomato: I kennot

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Yes Mr Chan! Thank you for helping me

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I shall be back with all the things to help my brain stay as it is :)

 

@WannaBeMyBrainJae is offline.

 

@JongFlyUp: Even I’m not that stupid ಠ_ಠ

@HimToTheChan: Who’s up next~

@ZeloCherryTomato: Ohhhh ME ME ME !

@ZeloCherryTomato: Do I get candy after?

@ZeloCherryTomato: I want lemon candy!

@SugaSwag: Can we get this over and done with so I can go sleep?

@MerryHopesMas: AHAHAHAH no.

@TouchMyAbsBabe:  Seriously? We don’t have all day I need to go pee too

@MerryHopesMas: Then go pee -.-

@HimToTheChan: So what is your problem child?

@ZeloCherryTomato: Oh oh oh well my problem is that in the Hurricane era I had ahjumma hair

@ZeloCherryTomato: And it’s forever gone down into history

@PeaceV: It couldn’t be that bad right?

@ZeloCherryTomato:

@JongFlyUp: Ahjumma Lo

@JongFlyUp: yoyoyo Ahjumma Lo how far could u go~

@ZeloCherryTomato: Hyung T^T

@JongFlyUp: Everyday Zelo be like

‘I finally realised I got one less problem without you

One less problem without ya

One less problem without ya

I got one less, one less problem without this piece of sheet stuck onto my head with super glue’

@MerryHopesMas: Uh...I’m pretty sure that’s not how the song went

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I’m pretty sure that voice I heard from across the room was Jongup singing that song that isn’t really a song more like a parody but not really a parody as his lyrics didn’t COMPLETELY match up with the actual song itself and it wasn’t really singing but more like shouting but more like sing-shouting, yeah....

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: /le brain explodes as brain kennot do more explanations anymore/

@TouchMyAbsBabe: One more brain exploded, BAP has one more brain exploded~

@PeaceV: I hope that voice I heard across the room wasn’t Jimin singing that song that isn’t really a song more like a parody but not really a parody as his lyrics didn’t COMPLETELY match up with the actual song itself and it wasn’t really singing but more like shouting but more like sing-shouting, yeah....

@SugaSwag: U do realise you just copied what Youngjae said........

@PeaceV: Course I do, now I know how Youngjae Hyung acts, I’ve been collecting his data and now I am replacing him as his brain has exploded

@PeaceV: I didn’t obtain an online PhD for $40,000 from Ebay for nothing you know?

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Meow

@MerryHopesMas: Wow *3* Mind-blown from head to

@TouchMyAbsBabe: But seriously...does Jongup hyung always go around being so stupid...

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Meow

@PeaceV: No he isn’t, to make it easy he’s actually smart on the inside but dumb on the outside, being so stupid makes him even more dumb than dumb & dumber combined and at the same time he can also be very smart, being stupid makes him think outside the box, so when asked if he wants to get married, instead of circling a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’, he circles a ‘or’.

@SugaSwag: Damn that PhD tho........

@HimToTheChan: I’m not impressed why do you guys do this to Jongup?

@JongFlyUp: THANK U.

@HimToTheChan: Wait lemme continue, Jongup knows he’s a complete idiot so there is no need to tell him what’s already been processed into his little tiny brain and YOUNGJAE THE CHOC CHIP MUFFIC WAS NOT DOUBLE AND WAS AT 9 DEGREES, THE NON-DOUBLE CHOC-CHIP ICE CREAM WASN’T EVEN NEAR -0.2 DEGREES, IT WAS -0.199 DEGREES, IT COULD HAVE BURNT MY TOUNGUE AND EVEN GOTTEN STUCK TO MY TONGUE, DO U KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS? AND THAT CHEESEBURGER HAD CHEESE LIKE WTF I SAID NO CHEESE U PEASANT

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Meow

 

@Youngjae_Wifeu had added herself into this conversation.

 

@Youngjae_Wifeu: U KENNOT ACT THAT WAY TO MY HUBBY MISTER

@HimToTheChan: eh? Daehyun?

@Youngjae_Wifeu: NO I AM YOUNGJAEJAE’S WIFEU

@Youngjae_Wifeu: I WILL HUNT U DOWN FOR BULLYING JAEJAE

 

@CheeseCakeDae has added himself into this conversation.

 

@CheeseCakeDae: I AM HIS HUBBY/WIFE

@CheeseCakeDae: ACTUALLY SINCE I TOP I AM HIS HUBBY

@CheeseCakeDae: GO AWAY U CHILD

@Youngjae_Wifeu: NO JAEJAE & I GOT MARRIED

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Meow

@CheeseCakeDae: Jaeliet how could u T^T

@CheeseCakeDae: /drinks poison and le dies/

 

@CheeseCakeDae is offline.


@Youngjae_Wifeu: Heh! That shows never to mess with me >:) bai bai honey

 

@Youngjae_Wifeu is offline.

 

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Meow

@HimToTheChan: That reminds me ^^

@HimToTheChan: /le forces Jaeliet to drink poison/

@HimToTheChan: BAI~

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: meowwwwwwwwww

 

@WannaBeMyBrainJae is offline.

 

@SugaSwag: I don’t get how Mr TheRAPIST went to Mr I’llPoisonJaelietForever

@HimToTheChan: Honey u don’t want a

@HimToTheChan: But Zelo u can’t do anything about ur hair it’s gonna go down in history

@ZeloCherryTomato: No e u think I’m that stupid?

@ZeloCherryTomato: Wow and I don’t even get candy

@ZeloCherryTomato: I WANTED CANDY

@ZeloCherryTomato: MOTHER HOLY CANDY

@ZeloCherryTomato: T^T

@HimToTheChan: Oh shut it go die in a hole

 

@HimToTheChan has voluntarily dug a hole for @ZeloCherryTomato and since there is not wifi connection there @ZeloCherryTomato is offline.

 

@HimToTheChan: Bai bai T-bag

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Wow

@MerryHopesMas: Well that was handled very...

@PeaceV: It was handles very immature as now Zelo-ssi cannot breathe in a hole and slowly when someone tries to dig a hold they will find Zelo and rob him laptop he was holding, if it’s a fangirl they’ll most likely try and (?) Zelo on the spot, this will all occur today as afterwards, Himchan-ssi will end up in jail for trying to murder a giant baby.

@JongFlyUp: Should I get myself a PhD too?

@JongFlyUp: Was it ebay? Or is amazon better?

@HimToTheChan: Go die in a hole too u can never be smart

@JongFlyUp: no no no no no SENPAI no no no

 

@HimToTheChan has dug another hole for @JongFlyUp about one metre away from @ZeloCherryTomato and without wifi, @JongFlyUp is offline.

 

@SugaSwag: Those detailed ad-libs tho ^

@MerryHopesMas: I really wonder who the heck runs those ad-libs

@HimToTheChan: Jhoe ur problem is that you’re too much of a hoe go into the hole with Jongup too or else I can dig a new one 500 metres away from everyone else :)

@MerryHopesMas: T^T Yes Senpai

 

@HimToTheChan has yet again thrown @MerryHopesMas into the same hole as @JongFlyUp and now both of them are cursing @HimToTheChan for being so mean.

 

@PeaceV: My PhD instincts tell me this is not safe as I do not want to be stuck in this ruckus

@PeaceV: Toodles

 

@PeaceV is offline.

 

@SugaSwag: Well there goes Mr TheRAPIST’s bonding time

@SugaSwag: Stay tuned for a next time

@SugaSwag: If there even is one with half of the people in the group being buried alive...

 

@SugaSwag is offline.

 

@HimToTheChan: But I wasn’t done with u >:D


@SugaSwag has been dragged back online.

@SugaSwag has been thrown into a hole, bai bai @SugaSwag. 


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Midnight-Rose
#1
Chapter 7: It's been 5 years and this still makes me laugh xD
Bubbaboo #2
Chapter 1: lol. omg. that baseball joke...that actually made me laugh xF
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THIS IS SO GODDAM FUNNY OMG *^*
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Chapter 17: HAHAHA I LOVE THIS! XD THIS TOTALLY MAKES MY DAY!!!!
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Chapter 16: WTF!? I TOUGH THIS WAS DEAD!! T.T MY FEELS HAHAHAHA *-*
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#6
Chapter 10: The part when @JYP suddenly came in and whispers makes me LMFAO so hard !
Ilovekpop
#7
Chapter 16: ASDFGHJKL
It's 7 here and I'm laughing like a fat rolling peanut.
Like help. Plus my coughing doesn't help.
See you could update this in one flipping day ._.
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#8
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Chapter 15: Pfft. I have nothing to update with tho.
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alwaysmakne935
#10
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