Bonus: EXO-M

The 2 B's In Chatroom B

Bonus Again~


@XiuBaoZi has made an account on Chatroom B.

@ManlyLulu has made an account on Chatroom B.

@FlyKrisFly has made an account on Chatroom B.

@CrispyCornLays has made an account on Chatroom B.

@DanceTheChen has made an account on Chatroom B.

@GucciGossipTao has made an account on Chatroom B.

 

@XiuBaoZi has added @ManlyLulu, @FlyKrisFly, @CrispyCornLays, @DanceTheChen & @GucciGossipTao into a conversation.

 

@DanceTheChen: Kim to the Jong to the D-A-E.

@DanceTheChen: Chen nana gizibe can’t you see.

@XiuBaoZi: Wtf is wrong with this chicka?

@ManlyLulu: Am I manly?

@ManlyLulu: I’m manly right?

@ManlyLulu: RIGHT?!

@FlyKrisFly: No you aren’t. Manliness is not your style, Duizhang commands you to stop your wacko dreams.

@GucciGossipTao: Ommo! Oppa why are you so smart?

@CrispyCornLays:

@DanceTheChen:

@XiuBaoZi:

@ManlyLulu:

@FlyKrisFly:

 

@ManlyLulu has left this conversation disturbed and is now idle.

 

@CrispyCornLays: Wait for me hyung!

 

@CrispyCornLays has left this conversation disturbed and is now idle.

 

@XiuBaoZi: I’ll take my leave too...

@FlyKrisFly: Me too...

@DanceTheChen: Me three...

 

@XiuBaoZi has left this conversation disturbed and is now idle.

@FlyKrisFly has left this conversation disturbed and is now idle.

@DanceTheChen has left this conversation disturbed and is now idle.

 

@GucciGossipTao: But oppas TT^TT

 

@GucciGossipTao has added @ZeloCherryTomato, @HimToTheChan & @BangChYeah into this conversation.

 

@GucciGossipTao: Hi oppas~

@BangChYeah: Um...

@HimToTheChan: Is this a girl?

@ZeloCherryTomato: Who the hell is this girl.

@GucciGossipTao: It’s Tao from Exo-M! How could you not know oppa T^T

@ZeloCherryTomato: I’m younger than you...wtf

@GucciGossipTao: I can be your noona! Keke.

@BangChYeah: Wtf...

@HimToTheChan: How long have you been in Korea Tao-ssi?

@GucciGossipTao: Why is everyone so mean to me *3*

@ZeloCherryTomato: You’re supposed to call guys hyungs...not oppas...

@GucciGossipTao: Oh right!

 

@ZeloCherryTomato has left this conversation disturbed and is now idle.

@HimToTheChan has left this conversation disturbed and is now idle.

@BangChYeah has left this conversation disturbed and is now idle.

 

@GucciGossipTao: B-b-b-but TT^TT

@GucciGossipTao: We could have had a gossip session!

 

@HimToTheChan, @BangChYeah & @ZeloCherryTomato have added themselves into this conversation.

 

@HimToTheChan: Someone

@BangChYeah: Say

@ZeloCherryTomato: Gossip?

@GucciGossipTao: Yay! Oppas are back! We can talk about gossip!

@GucciGossipTao: HYUNGS***

@ZeloCherryTomato: For the last time. Do I look older than you?!

@GucciGossipTao: I’m sorry *hides in corner*

@BangChYeah: You can’t hide in a corner vitually.

@HimToTheChan: That’s just stupid.

@ZeloCherryTomato: Omg Tao-ssi is so stupid LOL

@GucciGossipTao: TT^TT Why are you guys bullying me?!

 

@GucciGossipTao has added @CrispyCornLays into this conversation.

 

@GucciGossipTao: Hyung ‘dem bishes being mean to me TT^TT

@CrispyCornLays: Unicorns *3* so pretty...

@HimToTheChan: Don’t tell me that’s...

@BangChYeah: It is tho...

@ZeloCherryTomato: Thy shall forget everything Tao & Lay ever said and never talk to them ever again.

 

@ZeloCherryTomato is offline.

 

@HimToTheChan: Thy shall not forget and 4ever bully Tao.

@BangChYeah: Can you believe he likes to bath with s?!

@HimToTheChan: OMG I KNOW RIGHT!

@CrispyCornLays: Unicorns *3*

@BangChYeah: Shut up unicorn.

@GucciGossipTao: Why are you so mean T^T

 

@GucciGossipTao has added @ManlyLulu into this conversation.

 

@ManlyLulu: I DON’T GIVE A FREAKING FISH ABOUT YOU TAO.

@ManlyLulu: GO AWAY I JUST WANNA BE MANLY.

@ManlyLulu: WAE. WHY. WAE. WHY.

 

@ManlyLulu is offline.

 

@GucciGossipTao: But oppa T^T

@BangChYeah: OMG HE CALLED LUHAN OPPA. OPPA.

@GucciGossipTao: I meant Hyung***

@HimToTheChan: HAHA. NO YOU DIDN’T!

@CrispyCornLays: Unicorns *3* so beautiful.

 

@GucciGossipTao has added @XiuBaoZi into this conversation.

 

@XiuBaoZi: Go away.

@XiuBaoZi: I don’t wanna shower with your ever again.

@XiuBaoZi: You pedo Maknae.

@XiuBaoZi: I’m gonna report you to Duizhang for being so weird.

 

@XiuBaoZi has left this conversation.

@GucciGossipTao has added @XiuBaoZi into this conversation.

@XiuBaoZi has left this conversation.

@GucciGossipTao has added @XiuBaoZi into this conversation.

@XiuBaoZi has left this conversation.

@GucciGossipTao has added @XiuBaoZi into this conversation.

@XiuBaoZi has left this conversation.

@GucciGossipTao has added @XiuBaoZi into this conversation.

 

@XiuBaoZi: Do you want me to kick your ?

@HimToTheChan: This kid is annoying.

@XiuBaoZi: IKR! Let me join the bullying team.

@BangChYeah: I don’t know how you live with him.

@CrispyCornLays: Unicorns *3*

@XiuBaoZi: Oh god it’s that time of the month for Lay -.-

@GucciGossipTao: I give up T^T I’m not asking Chen oppa for help and if I ask Kris oppa it won’t be fun anymore.

@GucciGossipTao: Hyung**

@GucciGossipTao: I swear to EXO Planet it’s supposed to be hyung and not oppa!

@BangChYeah: LMAO HE USED OPPA AGAIN.

@XiuBaoZi: CAN U BELIEVE THIS PANDA?!

@HimToTheChan: HE SO FUNNAY *asian accent*

@GucciGossipTao: Stahp it T^T

@BangChYeah: OMG HE CAN’T EVEN SPELL STOP LOL

@GucciGossipTao: IT WAS MEANT TO BE LIKE THAT U FREAKING SON OF A FEMALE DOG.

 

@DanceTheChen has added himself into this conversation.

 

@DanceTheChen: Ohhhh Duizhang will kill you since u sweared~

@GucciGossipTao: BUT I DIDN’T EVEN SWEAR. I SAID FEMALE DOG YOU MOTHER FISHING FISH.

@DanceTheChen: NAEGA CHEN CHALAGA.

@DanceTheChen: NAEGA CHEN CHALAGA CHEN-CHEN-CHEN CHALAGA.

@DanceTheChen: EH CHENRATATA-TATATAT EH CHENRATATA-TATATATA.

@XiuBaoZi: You creep >.<

@BangChYeah: No words needed...

@HimToTheChan: How do you live with these people again??

@CrispyCornLays: Unicorns tho *3*

@XiuBaoZi: OH MY GOD JUST BECAUSE U ARE AT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH LAY IT DOESN’T MEAN YOU NEED TO FREAKING GO AROUND SHOUTING ABOUT UNICORNS. THEY AREN’T EVEN FUNNY AND THEY PUKE RAINBOW. THAT. IS. DIGUSTING.

@BangChYeah: On his time of the month?

@HimToTheChan: So Lay is actually a girl?

@DanceTheChen: No it means he’s just at that time of the month when he needs to watch a marathon of My Little Pony :)

@BangChYeah: But ponies aren’t unicorns...

@XiuBaoZi: It’s the best we could find for him :\

@GucciGossipTao: So no one is gonna defend me TT^TT

 

@GucciGossipTao has added @FlyKrisFly into this conversation.

 

@XiuBaoZi: Oh

@DanceTheChen: Sheet.

@XiuBaoZi: I’m out.

@DanceTheChen: I’m out too.

 

@XiuBaoZi is offline.

@DanceTheChen is offline.

 

@BangChYeah: What’s so bad about Kris?

@FlyKrisFly:

  1. Luhan shut up you ain’t manly and you’ll never be a manly man.
  2. Lay just go watch your ty My Little Pony.
  3. Xiumin, if you join a bullying squad I will personally make Chanyeol come with me to capture you and bring you back you midget.
  4. Chen, if you don’t stop singing to 2NE1 I will tell Chanyeol you like Dara and who knows what he’ll do to you.
  5. Tao...just get a life...
  6. YONGGUK AND HIMCHAN I WILL KILL YOU.
  7. WHY CAN’T YOU BE LIKE ZELO.
  8. WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A MAKNAE LIKE ZELO.
  9. WHY CAN’T WE JUST BE LIKE BTS AND BE A NORMAL GROUP.

@HimToTheChan: Oh...but BTS aren’t normal honey.

@BangChYeah: BTS cross-dress

@HimToTheChan: All the time...

@CrispyCornLays: But unicorns?

@FlyKrisFly: FML...Tao you can get a life and move on.

@GucciGossipTao: But...

 

@FlyKrisFly is offline.

@CrispyCornLays is off to watch My Little Pony Season 2 Episode 5.


Admin Hope: As you can tell I can’t be bothered colour coding the names >:D

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Midnight-Rose
#1
Chapter 7: It's been 5 years and this still makes me laugh xD
Bubbaboo #2
Chapter 1: lol. omg. that baseball joke...that actually made me laugh xF
Potahyun #3
THIS IS SO GODDAM FUNNY OMG *^*
ljexolove
#4
Chapter 17: HAHAHA I LOVE THIS! XD THIS TOTALLY MAKES MY DAY!!!!
kleffki09
#5
Chapter 16: WTF!? I TOUGH THIS WAS DEAD!! T.T MY FEELS HAHAHAHA *-*
GgukChanbae
#6
Chapter 10: The part when @JYP suddenly came in and whispers makes me LMFAO so hard !
Ilovekpop
#7
Chapter 16: ASDFGHJKL
It's 7 here and I'm laughing like a fat rolling peanut.
Like help. Plus my coughing doesn't help.
See you could update this in one flipping day ._.
alwaysmakne935
#8
Chapter 15: Ye . So cool. I'm so excited. It's gonna be brill. Yes yes. Happiness.
Ilovekpop
#9
Chapter 15: Pfft. I have nothing to update with tho.
At least I'm first
alwaysmakne935
#10
Chapter 15: Hey! So I've been keeping up with this fic and absolutely loving it but I'm wondering when or if you are going to update it. I've read almost all of everyday is messaging day and I know it has been finished. I really love this crack fic and it has never failed to make me laugh. Even after reading it time after time. I hope you continue to update. Authornim... HWAITING!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡