The Wedding

The 2 B's In Chatroom B

@PeaceV is online.

@PeaceV has added @JinThePrince, @SugaSwag, @MerryHopesMas, @RapNamMon, @KookieMaknae & @TouchMyAbsBabe into a conversation.



 

@PeaceV: I have special news everyone

@PeaceV: Drum roll please?

@MerryHopesMas: *drum roll*

@SugaSwag: Hurry up and say the news already u little mudda father I need to go piss

@PeaceV: E-eh? But honey this is about us T^T u can’t go piss just yet...

@SugaSwag: There is not us like wtf...I piss whenever I want biatch

@PeaceV: TT^TT

@TouchMyAbsBabe: I spy with my little eye YoonTae ;0

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Is there something going on between you guys *3*

@JinThePrince: No sheet idiot

@JinThePrince: He called the little father honey! V IS MINE THO. TAEJIN. FTW.

@KookieMaknae: I like JiKook~We are getting married in October too ya know!

@RapNamMon: *jaw drops* you kids are only like 12 tho...asdfghjkl

@PeaceV: Ohh well honey and I are getting married this month!

@MerryHopesMas: WHAT. BUT. HOGI. WHAT ABOUT HOGI?!

@JinThePrince: WHAT ABOUT TAEJIN?! WE WERE UP TO SQUARE TWO WITH HOLDING HANDS T^T

@MerryHopesMas: FEMALE DOG HE EVEN CONFFESSED HIS LOVE TO ME.

@RapNamMon: Which you rejected...

@RapNamMon: Doesn’t anyone feel the need to be objective to freaking four of our member getting married? Like Jungkook is like only 11...

@KookieMaknae: I’m 16 you idiot

@RapNamMon: You look 11 kiddo

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Of course he’s an 11 on a scale from 1 to 10 of hotness <3

@KookieMaknae: Aww hyung *blush*

@SugaSwag: Ew get a life

@SugaSwag: I’m marrying V since Jhoe rejected me

@SugaSwag: Hell no am I gonna be going around confessing to him another 15 times like Daehyun just to get him to accept me

@SugaSwag: He was a piece of rotten unchewable raw skewered meat dipped in egg sauce anyways ya know?

@MerryHopesMas: *jaw drops*

@RapNamMon: er

@MerryHopesMas: Wat did I ever do to deserve this life? *sigh*

@PeaceV: Um...come out of your mother’s V

@TouchMyAbsBabe: LOL so Hobi hyung’s umma had V...so basically she had Taehyung hyung and then Taehyung hyung had Hobi hyung?

@KookieMaknae: Oh god...I truly wonder sometimes

@PeaceV: Oh btw we decided to have our wedding now

@PeaceV: So please welcome the full-time priest for this evening/morning/afternoon

@PeaceV: Jongup!!!!



 

@PeaceV has invited @JongFlyUp into this conversation.



 

@JongFlyUp: Priest Up is here.

@JongFlyUp: Today we are here to congra–

@KookieMaknae: OMFG HOW MUCH DID U PAY TO HIRE HIM?! WHAT CHURCH BTW?

@PeaceV: Kyaaa it was free! And we arranged it virtually through the Church in Chatroom B so everyone could participate ^^

@MerryHopesMas: Brb need to go jump out a window

@SugaSwag: That’s what u get THAT’S THE WAY UH HUH UH HUH I LIKE IT UH HUH UH HUH

@JongFlyUp: Now um if you excuse that interruption lemme continue, Kim Taehyung and his wife Min–

@SugaSwag: When was I the women in the relationship?!

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Oh btw what flavour is the wedding cake?

@PeaceV: My favourite, raw kimchi flavoured chicken cake ^^

@RapNamMon: Wtf...

@SugaSwag: When was I the women in the relationship HUH?!

@JongFlyUp: Erhem if you lemme continue, we are here to celebr–



 

@OnewChicken has added himself into this conversation.



 

@OnewChicken: I heard chicken.

@OnewChicken: Did somebody say chicken?

@OnewChicken: Come to me baby~

@OnewChicken: I know you want me~



 

@ KimchiFlavouredRawChicken has added itself into this conversation.



 

@KimchiFlavouredRawChicken: *runs to Onew*

@OnewChicken: *steals chicken*

@OnewChicken: SEE YOU ERs ;P



 

@OnewChicken is offline.

@KimchiFlavouredRawChicken is offline.



 

@KookieMaknae: Oh no!

@TouchMyAbsBabe: The wedding is officially cake-less :O

@JinThePrince: YESH!

@MerryHopesMas: YAY! BOO YAH!

@PeaceV: The show must go on!

@RapNamMon: Yeah I’m sure u can always get Chatroom B to virtually sponsor u guys to virtually sends cakes to all of us...

@JinThePrince: LOL imagine if that worked

@PeaceV: Thanks hyung it worked ^



 

@ChatroomB has supplied virtual cakes for everyone.



 

@SugaSwag: WHY AM I THE WOMAN?! I WEAR THE PANTS IN A RELATIONSHIP NEVER THE SKIRTS

@PeaceV: E-eh? Calm down honey...

@KookieMaknae: Ommo don’t tell me the dress V is holding is for Suga hyung...

@SugaSwag: No

@MerryHopesMas: ^HE AIN’T WEARING IT~

@RapNamMon: *forces dress on Suga*

@SugaSwag: asdfghjkl-get-qwertyuiop-off-zxcvbnm-me

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Aw hyung looks good *3*

@SugaSwag: Nup I can’t take this

@SugaSwag: I’m getting wine and spilling it on my dress so I can get rid of this piece of white crab

@PeaceV: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@JinThePrince: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@JongFlyUp: URGH I GIVE UP. I QUIT. NO MORE FULL TIME PRIEST.

@JongFlyUp: YOU PEOPLE MAKE PRIEST UP MAD

@JongFlyUp: JIN, JHOPE, LET US CRASH THIS WEDDING



 

@JongFlyUp has invited @BangChYeah, @HimToTheChan, @CheeseCakeDae, @WannaBeMyBrainJae & @ZeloCherryTomato into this conversation.



 

@JinThePrince: You heard him.

@ZeloCherryTomato: LEGGO!

@SugaSwag: Erm what?

@HimToTheChan: MA MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD. DAMN RIGHT

@ZeloCherryTomato: THEY’RE BETTER THAN YOURS

@HimToTheChan: I COULD TEACH U

@ZeloCherryTomato: BUT I’D HAVE TO CHARGE

@RapNamMon: Is that really how you crash a wedding?

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Somebody said shake?

@TouchMyAbsBabe: *shakes abs*

@TouchMyAbsBabe: *body roll*

@RapNamMon: /Millions of fans dying at the moment/

@KookieMaknae: Kookie dies too

@KookieMaknae: ..wait..YAH! ARE U CHEATING ON ME?!

@TouchMyAbsBabe: NO NO NO HONEY I AIN’T CHEATING ON YOU!

@BangChYeah: *starts drinking wine*

@CheeseCakeDae: *starts drinking wine too*

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: LET’S PARTAY~ I SHALL BE DRUNK TOO

@BangChYeah: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY!

@JongFlyUp: OH I WANNA DRINK TOO

@HimToTheChan: OH NO NO NO NO

@ZeloCherryTomato: YAY IMMA DRINK TOO

@PeaceV: We need a new priest T^T

@JinThePrince: LET US GET DRUNK

@MerryHopesMas: WE SHALL GET DRUNK

@ZeloCherryTomato: I see cherry tomatoes dancing *3*

@JongFlyUp: Cows *3*

@JongFlyUp: On the moon *3*

@PeaceV: OUR WEDDING T^T

@RapNamMon: LETS GET DRUNK I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THESE 12 YR OLD KIDS GETTING MARRIED

@RapNamMon: GIRLS**

@SugaSwag: Wtf I have a dd

@RapNamMon: SO WHAT WE GET DRUNK~

@CheeseCakeDae: SO WHAT WE EAT CHEESECAKE!

@JinThePrince: No...just no

@MerryHopesMas: I’m high >:D

@MerryHopesMas: On horses

@MerryHopesMas: TWERKKKKKKKKK

@MerryHopesMas: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL~

@KookieMaknae: Can I get drunk too *3*

@TouchMyAbsBabe: No, you’ll just start dancing to ‘Something’ by Girl’s Day

@KookieMaknae: But everyone loved it :(

@PeaceV: Um no only you enjoyed yourself dancing like a girl

@RapNamMon: Can I twerk too >:D

@ZeloCherryTomato: Ew no

@BangChYeah: I think I’d puke

@JongFlyUp: Drunk Priest Up shall leave before the ugliest sight in the world is revealed...



 

@JongFlyUp is offline.



 

@KookieMaknae: So me no get to drink?

@TouchMyAbsBabe: You can drink water?

@KookieMaknae: You can go drink that poo in the toilet too ^^

@TouchMyAbsBabe: But poo isn’t drinkable >.< wee is tho?

@KookieMaknae: Nup we are done.



 

@KookieMaknae is offline.



 

@JinThePrince: Burnnnnnnn

@TouchMyAbsBabe: LETS GET DRUNK I DON’T CARE EH-EH-EH-EH-EH

@RapNamMon: /starts twerking in the middle of the room/

@SugaSwag: Oh gawd

@SugaSwag: I SHARE THAT ROOM W/HIM

@SugaSwag: /le dies/



 

@SugaSwag is offline.



 

@PeaceV: The wedding T^T

@JinThePrince: I’m here for u?

@PeaceV: Let’s get married oppa ^^

@JinThePrince:

@JinThePrince:  /goes to heaven/



 

@JinThePrince is offline.



 

@PeaceV: ?



 

@PeaceV is offline.



 

@TouchMyAbsBabe: GURL THAT WEDDING WOULD’VE NEVER WORKED

@CheeseCakeDae: GURL I ACTUALLY DRANK A BIT TOO MUCH IN THE DORM

@TouchMyAbsBabe: HOW ARE U TYPING THEN?!

@CheeseCakeDae:  I wad udin seeree

@TouchMyAbsBabe: U were...using Siri?

@CheeseCakeDae: asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz

@CheeseCakeDae: Wae can I beeee Daeliet

@CheeseCakeDae: Wear ma Romeeoooooooooooooo



 

@CheeseCakeDae is too drunk to be on Chatroom B, therefore we shall supply you with @Daehyun.



 

@Daehyun: Hi

@ZeloCherryTomato: Wtf...

@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions

@BangChYeah: O.o wtf this Daehyun is so...

@Daehyun: Handsome, mannered and mature? Yes thank you sir I get that a lot

@HimToTheChan: No seriously...I’m never getting drunk again on Chatroom B if this is what happens

@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions

@ZeloCherryTomato: This is too creepy OTL



 

@ZeloCherryTomato is offline.



 

@Daehyun: I’m sorry for being creepy but if you want creepy I suggest you watch The Conjuring in Chatroom B’s new virtual cinema, two tickets are now for the price of one ($150)

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: *jaw drops* $150...like as in 934 yuan, 1845 rupee, 4860 baht...etc?!

@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Screw you

@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I prefer drunk Daehyun in the corner over there than this piece of crap



 

@WannaBeMyBrainJae is offline.



 

@Daehyun: I am not crap, I am a robot malfunctioned to keep various drunk visitors entertained.

@MerryHopesMas: This is a little to creepy for my :/

@TouchMyAbsBabe: ?

@Daehyun: I am sure Jhoe meant as in his shoe as in like the scenes where Go Jun Pyo made Kim Jan Di his shoe in Boys Over Flowers.

@MerryHopesMas: Yet you can’t answer a simple question O.o

@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions



 

@MerryHopesMas is offline.



 

@RapNamMon: So twerking still isn’t an option for anyone?


@TouchMyAbsBabe is offline.



 

@RapNamMon: Meanies T^T



 

@RapNamMon is offline.



 

@HimToTheChan: I’m sober now lol

@HimToTheChan: everyone actually drank LOL idiots

@ZeloCherryTomato: U drank too

@ZeloCherryTomato: Btw I just drank mineral water

@BangChYeah: I drank cordial...

@HimToTheChan: So how many of us drank again?!



 

@ZeloCherryTomato is offline.

@BangChYeah is offline.



 

@HimToTheChan: ...fine be that way rotten eggs

@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions

@Daehyun: But I see you're in need of some plastic surgery, Chatroom B can virtually fix u up in no time for only $3099.99 today!



 

@HimToTheChan is offline.


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Midnight-Rose
#1
Chapter 7: It's been 5 years and this still makes me laugh xD
Bubbaboo #2
Chapter 1: lol. omg. that baseball joke...that actually made me laugh xF
Potahyun #3
THIS IS SO GODDAM FUNNY OMG *^*
ljexolove
#4
Chapter 17: HAHAHA I LOVE THIS! XD THIS TOTALLY MAKES MY DAY!!!!
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#5
Chapter 16: WTF!? I TOUGH THIS WAS DEAD!! T.T MY FEELS HAHAHAHA *-*
GgukChanbae
#6
Chapter 10: The part when @JYP suddenly came in and whispers makes me LMFAO so hard !
Ilovekpop
#7
Chapter 16: ASDFGHJKL
It's 7 here and I'm laughing like a fat rolling peanut.
Like help. Plus my coughing doesn't help.
See you could update this in one flipping day ._.
alwaysmakne935
#8
Chapter 15: Ye . So cool. I'm so excited. It's gonna be brill. Yes yes. Happiness.
Ilovekpop
#9
Chapter 15: Pfft. I have nothing to update with tho.
At least I'm first
alwaysmakne935
#10
Chapter 15: Hey! So I've been keeping up with this fic and absolutely loving it but I'm wondering when or if you are going to update it. I've read almost all of everyday is messaging day and I know it has been finished. I really love this crack fic and it has never failed to make me laugh. Even after reading it time after time. I hope you continue to update. Authornim... HWAITING!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡