Gossip

The 2 B's In Chatroom B

@ZeloCherryTomato is online.

@ZeloCherryTomato has added @BangChYeah & @HimToTheChan into a conversation.

 

@BangChYeah: Is it finally the time of the month for our gossip session?

@HimToTheChan: Of course~

@ZeloCherryTomato: Did you guys realise we are so busy with our world tour that this gossip session was suppose to be done like two weeks ago TT^TT

@BangChYeah: Right...so what do we gossip about?

@HimToTheChan: Honey there’s heaps of stuff to talk about, but first, let me take a selfie.

@ZeloCherryTomato: ‘But first...lemme take a #selfie’

@ZeloCherryTomato: Love that song <3

@HimToTheChan: No seriously...I need to take a selfie first. It’s like a ritual now...

@BangChYeah: *no comment needed*

@ZeloCherryTomato: Did you guys hear about Shindong Hyung and Kang Shi Nae-ssi dating?!

@BangChYeah: I know~ I thought he had a fiancé until they finally stated that they broke up...

@HimToTheChan: Honey that’s old news...

@HimToTheChan: Like really really really old news.

@HimToTheChan: What’s new is that I just spotted V and Jin from BTS holding hands!!

@ZeloCherryTomato: No~ Really? Omg they suit each other too! KYAAAAA~

@HimToTheChan: IKR I’m expecting a good outcome >:D

@BangChYeah: But isn’t V always touchy?

@HimToTheChan: Hush my little one.

@HimToTheChan: Don’t try and break my dreams.

@BangChYeah: Yah! I’m older than you!

@HimToTheChan: At least I’m more fashionable!

@ZeloCherryTomato: Are you sure hyung?

@HimToTheChan: Yah! That was for a concert!

@ZeloCherryTomato: Sure hyung, sure.

@HimToTheChan: Are you siding with Yongguk?!

@BangChYeah: What if he said yes?!

 

@CheeseCakeDae, @WannaBeMyBrainJae & @JongFlyUp have added themselves into this conversation.

 

@CheeseCakeDae, @WannaBeMyBrainJae & @JongFlyUp: (⊙⊙) (⊙⊙) (⊙⊙)

@CheeseCakeDae: Let me grab some popcorn...

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Bring coke too ^^

@JongFlyUp: And money so we can bet.

@ZeloCherryTomato: Yes I am siding with Yongguk hyung! What cha gonna do?! You can’t boss me around anymore, I’m a badman.

@HimToTheChan: I will hunt you down ( ಠ_ಠ)–Ψ

@ZeloCherryTomato: No you won’t cause I’m hiding somewhere you’ll never find me.

@CheeseCakeDae: Bet $10 he’s hiding in the toilet.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Bet $11 he’s hiding in the closet.

@JongFlyUp: Bet $15 he’s hiding in Yongguk’s room ^.^

@HimToTheChan: I know you’re hiding in the toilet ( ಠ_ಠ)–Ψ

@CheeseCakeDae: YESH GIVE ME $10~

@BangChYeah: I’ll save you Zelo!

@HimToTheChan: You can’t save him. I’ll just hunt you down instead ( ಠ_ಠ)–Ψ

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: We need more popcorn Daehyun~

@CheeseCakeDae: Yesh madam~

@JongFlyUp: Bring more drinks too!

@BangChYeah: Ohh it’s on bish...

@ZeloCherryTomato: GO YONGGUK HYUNG YOU CAN DO IT!

@BangChYeah: Why don’t you try helping me?...

@ZeloCherryTomato: I’M TOO SCARED YOLO.

@JongFlyUp: I bet $20 Zelo is high.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I bet$100 Zelo is gonna come out in 10 seconds.

@CheeseCakeDae: I bet $20 Zelo is gonna be bribed with cherry tomatoes to come out.

@ZeloCherryTomato: Hyungs? What are you doing? This was supposed to be our gossip session...

@CheeseCakeDae: Erm...gossip?

@BangChYeah: Zelo! You weren’t suppose to tell them that!

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Oh my lamb you guys were gossiping?! LOL AND PEOPLE THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE ONE TO GOSSIP!

@JongFlyUp:

@CheeseCakeDae:

@HimToTheChan: Aish now everyone from BAP, J-Hope & Suga know we gossip...

@HimToTheChan: Thanks a lot Zelo...

@BangChYeah: I can’t believe you blew our cover.

@ZeloCherryTomato: B-but I didn’t know! Yongguk help me!

@BangChYeah: Nup! Now everyone in BAP knows we gossip.

@HimToTheChan: You’ve ruined our lives TT^TT

@ZeloCherryTomato: BUT HYUNGS I DIDN’T KNOW!

@JongFlyUp: Woah the news flies fast I think all of BTS know too :P

@ZeloCherryTomato: Oh

@HimToTheChan: My

@BangChYeah: God

@BangChYeah: WHO TOLD THEM?!

@JongFlyUp: I swear I didn’t do it...

@CheeseCakeDae: I swear on my cheesecake.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I swear on my brain...

@HimToTheChan: THEN WHO DID IT?!

@ZeloCherryTomato: You don’t think it was them right...

@BangChYeah: Oh god I thought they were just gonna blackmail us...

@CheeseCakeDae: Who?

@HimToTheChan: J-Hope & Suga :O

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Rightttttt they saw your convo and were like

“What Da Fish Sticks.”

@BangChYeah: Wait...how do you know?

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Those two are telling EVERYONE~

@CheeseCakeDae: Ohhhhhh I just got a message from those two about it~

 

@HimToTheChan is now idle.

@BangChYeah is now idle.

@ZeloCherryTomato is now idle.

 

@CheeseCakeDae: Bet $20 they are going to kill J-Hope & Suga.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I bet $20 they won’t be able to even go near J-Hope & Suga without reporters swarming to them.

@JongFlyUp: Bet $21 that they won’t even have the guts to go out since there are reporters outside...

@CheeseCakeDae: I bet $10000000 no one will buy me cake TT^TT

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Cheese cake costs like $20 for one whole...

@JongFlyUp: And we still get like $10000000 so it’s pretty good deal...

@JongFlyUp: JongDumbUp has been reborn into JongSmartUp


Admin Hope: I updated again cause I’m bored OTL

Soooo yeah...

This is one of the many chats I created AGES ago that I was gonna post but I didn’t like it so I didn’t post it haha

This is the first ever chapter that’s like under 1000 words :O

So yeah hope you guys enjoyed it?

Don’t forget to comment, upvote and subscribe~

I’m gonna go hunt for Admin Zelo ( ಠ_ಠ)–Ψ

Alsooooo don't worry guyzzzz once I find Admin Zelo we shall write a chappie about BTS and BAP together in the chatroom not just bts and bap seperately ^^

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Midnight-Rose
#1
Chapter 7: It's been 5 years and this still makes me laugh xD
Bubbaboo #2
Chapter 1: lol. omg. that baseball joke...that actually made me laugh xF
Potahyun #3
THIS IS SO GODDAM FUNNY OMG *^*
ljexolove
#4
Chapter 17: HAHAHA I LOVE THIS! XD THIS TOTALLY MAKES MY DAY!!!!
kleffki09
#5
Chapter 16: WTF!? I TOUGH THIS WAS DEAD!! T.T MY FEELS HAHAHAHA *-*
GgukChanbae
#6
Chapter 10: The part when @JYP suddenly came in and whispers makes me LMFAO so hard !
Ilovekpop
#7
Chapter 16: ASDFGHJKL
It's 7 here and I'm laughing like a fat rolling peanut.
Like help. Plus my coughing doesn't help.
See you could update this in one flipping day ._.
alwaysmakne935
#8
Chapter 15: Ye . So cool. I'm so excited. It's gonna be brill. Yes yes. Happiness.
Ilovekpop
#9
Chapter 15: Pfft. I have nothing to update with tho.
At least I'm first
alwaysmakne935
#10
Chapter 15: Hey! So I've been keeping up with this fic and absolutely loving it but I'm wondering when or if you are going to update it. I've read almost all of everyday is messaging day and I know it has been finished. I really love this crack fic and it has never failed to make me laugh. Even after reading it time after time. I hope you continue to update. Authornim... HWAITING!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡