@TouchMyAbsBabe has logged on.

@TouchMyAbsBabe invited @RapNamMon & @KookieMaknae into a conversation.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: EVERYBODY!

@KookieMaknae: Yes Hyung?

@TouchMyAbsBabe:  IT’S RAINING CATS AND DOGS!

@RapNamMon: Here he goes again...

@TouchMyAbsBabe:  JOKE TIME!

@TouchMyAbsBabe:  What do you do when it’s raining cats and dogs?

@KookieMaknae: I don't care so shuddup

@RapNamMon: Oh god save me from whatever Jimin is going to say.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!

@TouchMyAbsBabe: BWHAHAHAHAHA GET IT?! POODLE?! PUDDLE?!

@KookieMaknae: u stupid

@TouchMyAbsBabe:  (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻  EH?!

@KookieMaknae: Hyung, you’re not flipping a table in real life are you?

@TouchMyAbsBabe:  No...Why would I flip a table in real life?

@RapNamMon: I found the table in our dorm flipped Jimin -.-

@TouchMyAbsBabe: TeeHee? YOLO? ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ 

@RapNamMon has invited @WannaBeMyBrainJae into this conversation.

@RapNamMon: Youngjae Hyung, I’m about to faint at how stupid these kids are.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: HEYYYYYYYY EZZZZ~ 

@RapNamMon: Real support hyung...Real support.

@KookieMaknae: Oh! HELLO YOUNGJAE HYUNG~

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Hello Jongkook, you should stop sounding creepy...

@KookieMaknae: But I’m not even talking hyung :3

@TouchMyAbsBabe: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ HOW ME STUPID? 

@RapNamMon: Please don’t tell me the huge bang from outside wasn’t the table flipping again.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: YES I FLIPPED THE TABLE WHAT’CHA GONNA DO COOKIE MONSTER?!

@RapNamMon is now idle.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Cookie Monster Hyung? You still there?

@RapNamMon is now online.

@RapNamMon: you made a few dents and the freaking manager is on his man period too...FML ALL THIS PMS-ing

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Hehe, love you Hyung <3

@WannaBeMyBrainJae has invited @ZeloCherryTomato, @CheeseCakeDae & @JongFlyUp into this conversation.

@CheeseCakeDae: OMG I LIKE THE KID WHO MADE THAT JOKE BWAHAHAHA POODLES NICE MAN!

@TouchMyAbsBabe: FINALLY SOMEONNE LIKEY :DDD

@ZeloCherryTomato: Uh Youngjae Hyung? Explain why you invited us into a conversation about people flipping tables?

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: It was the right decision though my child.

@JongFlyUp: Do you think it’s possible for me to fly to the moon since my last name is moon?

@RapNamMon: Oh god please just stop but that is a pretty sick last name

@CheeseCakeDae: One day I was playing baseball and I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: OMG I GET THAT HAHAHA TOTALLY FUNNY PUN!

@CheeseCakeDae: It wasn’t supposed to be funny...It actually happened.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae:  ^ It’s true I was the one who hit him with the ball.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: ...

@ZeloCherryTomato: ...

@RapNamMon: ...

@KookieMaknae: ...

@JongFlyUp: I don’t get it...

@JongFlyUp: Wait if it’s raining cats and dogs doesn’t that mean they come from the sky which is the moon? Which means I have a chance of disguising as an animal and flying to the moon right?

@RapNamMon: Holytybobhead even my members aren’t that stupid.  (－‸ლ)

@KookieMaknae: (－‸ლ) x2

@TouchMyAbsBabe: (－‸ლ) x3

@ZeloCherryTomato: Jongup Hyung, now they think we’re idiots from a different planet.

@CheeseCakeDae: But we’re from Mato Planet!

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: ^  YAS.

@JongFlyUp: So no one is gonna help me disguise as a dog?

@RapNamMon: *sigh* It doesn’t actually rain cats and dogs you know?

@CheeseCakeDae had invited @RapNamMon, @KookieMaknae and @TouchMyAbsBabe into a conversation.

@CheeseCakeDae: YAH WE TRIED KEEP THAT A SECRET FROM HIM SINCE 2012!

@CheeseCakeDae: ARE YOU BISHES IGNORING ME.

@CheeseCakeDae: ARE YOU IGNORING THE DAEHYUN?!

@CheeseCakeDae: I AM THE DAD OF V FROM YOUR LITTLE GROUP, YOU KNOW HAVE SOME RESPECT.

@CheeseCakeDae: Kids these days...

@RapNamMon, @KookieMaknae and @TouchMyAbsBabe have left the conversation.

@JongFlyUp: IT DOESN’T RAIN CATS AND DOGS?!

@JongFlyUp: WHAT IS LIFE?!

@JongFlyUp: Who am I...Where am I...

@RapNamMon: I was totally joking...calm down...

@JongFlyUp: Phew, thank god because if you are lying I will punch you in the dinglydong and K.O!

@KookieMaknae: Jongup Hyung! You can fly to the moon if you want. ^{Just don’t blame us if you die in 0.00000001 seconds.}

@JongFlyUp: What does the tiny thing at the bottom say I can’t read it -.-

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Jongkook was confessing his love to you my son~

@JongFlyUp: Oh My, I’m flattered...But no byebye!

@JongFlyUp is now offline.

@CheeseCakeDae: Awwwwwww BTS’s Maknae got his first rejection ever :`(

@ZeloCherryTomato: Oh so you can leave this conversation ... by going offline! Never knew that...bye!

@ZeloCherryTomato is now offline.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Everyone’s leaving :(

@KookieMaknae: You aren’t angry anymore hyung?

@TouchMyAbsBabe: That reminds me... (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ WHY ISN’T MY JOKE GETTING MORE LAUGHS?

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Did I just hear a bang from outside my room?

@CheeseCakeDae: Did Jimin just flip the table in our dorm too in the speed of light?

@RapNamMon: Our table is flipped as well though...

@CheeseCakeDae: HOLY AKI MUSHROOMS I NEVER KNEW JIMIN WAS AN ALIEN LIKE DO MIN JOON FROM MY LOVE FROM ANOTHER STAR AND COULD TRANSPORT!

@RapNamMon is now idle.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae is now idle.

@KookieMaknae is now idle.

@KookieMaknae has sent @CheeseCakeDae an offline message: U STUPID. 

@TouchMyAbsBabe: I swear I didn’t flip any tables this time though.

@CheeseCakeDae: HOLY SKEN THIS IS JUST LIKE A FANFIC I READ ONCE. NOW A GHOST IS GONNA KILL ALL OF US. OMMMMAAAAAAAAAA.

@TouchMyAbsBabe is now idle.         

@CheeseCakeDae: But...But...But...I’m scareddddddddddd!

@Ghost1: Daehyun~ Come out Come out wherever you are~

@CheeseCakeDae: OMMMMMAAAAAAAA!

@SaesangFanForBAP: OPPA I CAN BE YOUR OMMA COME TO MY HOUSE I HAVE CHEESECAKE!

@CheeseCakeDae is now dead idle.

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