Chat 9

Chen: It was the time of year again when the flowers bloomed and the sun shined and everything was perfect. *dramatic pause* However, Exo was grounded. *dun dun DUN!* Yes. These poor helpless men... including me, have been BANNED from the use of our precious smart phones *weeps pitifully* Thus.. We sailed on our imaginary boats in search of entertainment *bows head sympathetically* 

Kris: You at speeches

Chen: Shush... You're ruining the moment 

Chen:  As we sailed on our boats, we stumbled across a laptop lying the floor. We see that it's Chanyeol's. Together we log in to his account and realize... He's been watching . =_=

Chanyeol: I WAS NOT WATCHING ! KAI DID! 

Chen: Whatever... Together we closed out of the dirty website and opened up a new one! *cheers* 

DO: That's an amazing accomplishment Chen... You know how to close a ographic website and open a new window *sarcastic clap* 

Chen: Would you guys please shut up?! I'm trying to tell a story here

Chanyeol: You at telling stories.. what kind of story is this? 

Chen: I'd like to see YOU try. 

Chanyeol: Once a upon a time Princess Chen had a unicorn named Lay. Together they lived in a pitiful cottage because the stupid Princess spent all the precious gold in buying a... a.. a useless unicorn.. Yeah that's it! Cause the package the unicorn came in said that it had healing powers and reverse old age. However, it didn't work so therefore... Chen is ugly today. 

DO: *shows laptop to the members* 

*The members peer over to see what it is* 

Chanyeol: ...

Xiumin: *loud snotty laugh* 

Luhan: *tries to stifle laugh but fails*

Kai: *high pitched girly laugh* 

Kris: *stoic expression* 

Sehun: *slurps bubble tea in amusement* 

Lay: *eats Lay's* 

Suho: *eats nachos with DO occasionally stealing* 

Kris: I honestly don't see how this is funny. 

Chanyeol: Me neither...

Xiumin: Hey... Where'd you guys get the food? 

Chen: Guys! We're supposed to listen to my story! *whines and stomps foot* 

Luhan: Well... I'm not interested 

Suho: No one is. I've never heard such sappy story in my life

Chen: *cries* 

Lay: Guys I'm a cannibal *munches on Lay's* 

Xiumin: Good for you... No one cares 

Suho: Yeah No one likes you Lay...

Sehun: Hyung why are you being like this? We're recording...

Suho: WUT...

*Sehun points to the secret camera at the corner* 

Suho: F****! 

Kris: Hey! No cursing 

Luhan: OMG... I'm dying here.. Never knew this kind of day would come *stiffle laugh* 

Suho: *sighs and turns to camera* Guys... I don't want you guys to misunderstand... I'm actually pretty nice except for the mornings.. 

Chen: *coughs* 

Chanyeol: *dances around the room* WHEE~ 

Baekhyun: Guys shall we play a game? 

*Everyone stops and stares* 

Tao: What game? *trudges into room, heavy with sleep* 

Baekhyun: You know... THAT game. 

Suho: Spin the Bottle?

Baekhyun: No... The other one. 

Kai: Don't tell me it's that weird fortune telling card game..

Baekhyun: Hey! It's not weird

Luhan: Yeah it is. You told Baozi that he's going to turn into a chicken but lookie here! He's still human. 

Baekhyun: I never said it was true *crosses arms* 

Chen: *cough* Sure~ 

Baekhyun: Yah! Are you being sarcastic with me?! 

Chen: No... *adverts eyes* 

Tao: Guys... Gucci has a sale 

Kris: no

Chen: This is the first thing you say when you wake up? Do you happen to worship Gucci?

Luhan: Nah...

Tao: I don't worship Gucci... It's a lifestyle 

Suho: Guys Manager Hyung just gave back us our phones

*Everyone rushes over* 

Lay: YUSH! *fist pump* 

Chanyeol: Oh look~ 375 un-read messages! *runs into a room*

Kris: Da heck? How is he more popular than me? 

Tao: I can finally order more Gucci Products in peace 

DO: I can finally get rid of YOU guys *takes phone and leaves* 

Kai: Come on Sehun! We still have more meetings to attend to~ 

Sehun: *grabs phone* COMING! 

Suho: *facepalm* 

Baekhyun: Wha.. We didn't even start the game! *sad pout* 

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P.S. If you guys have any suggestions for future chats just comment below and I'll truly consider them~ After all it's you guys who I'm entertaining?? lol xD 

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