Chat 13

-> ChanStyle sent a conversation request to Not.My.Style

-> Not.My.Style accepted the request 

ChanStyle: Gege.. I think I'm dying :D

Not.My.Style: ... Go to the doctor ...

ChanStyle: I can't though... Only YOU can help me 

Not.My.Style: I have no knowledge about Happy Viruses whatsoever

ChanStyle: that's not it Hyung.. I'm actually starving. 

Not.My.Style: Okay.. Then go get food. 

ChanStyle: I can't.. I'm paralyzed 

Not.My.Style: from what? 

ChanStyle: Laziness

Not.My.Style: *facepalm* You're on your own kid... I have a date with Tao. 

ChanStyle: NO WAIT! KREASE HYUNG~ 

Not.My.Style: WAHT?! 

ChanStyle sent a picture: 

Not.My.Style: Your aeygo-ness doesn't appeal to my senses 

ChanStyle: D: 

Not.My.Style: ... At least I cured the Happy Virus 

ChanStyle: Hyung seriously! I think I might die in the dorms alone. 

Not.My.Style: And you ask me for help out of everyone because..?

ChanStyle: You are the leader of the International Potato Associates of Young Corporation

Not.My.Style: 

Not.My.Style: Did someone hit you in the head with a dictionary? 

ChanStyle: No.. Why? 

Not.My.Style: Because clearly you are not in the right state of mind.. Not that you ever were. Today your level of your IQ might have dropped a little behind the length of your  

ChanStyle: Well then... I must be still smart cause my runs from A all the way to Z. 26 letters bro :3

Not.My.Style: Chanyeol you're drunk. Go home. 

ChanStyle: I am home ._.

Not.My.Style: well.. stop chatting with me cause you're wasting my time. Tao is waiting for me. 

ChanStyle: Not anymore >:3

Not.My.Style: What do you mean? 

ChanStyle: He went to the beach ALONE.. With the Gucci peacock shirt. 

Not.My.Style: e_e

ChanStyle: :D

Not.My.Style: I keell you with my sword.

ChanStyle: Okai.. But first relieve me of starvation. 

Not.My.Style: No.

ChanStyle sent a picture: 

ChanStyle: LE PRESENTING NURSE WU YI FAN *claps*

Not.My.Style: Where in the name of farting cheese did you get that picture? I AM NOT YOUR MAID! 

ChanStyle: This is where we praise The Lord for creating Sasaeng fans... :D

Not.My.Style: *rubs temples* I knew I should've fasted last week. Karma is getting to me, isn't it? =_=

ChanStyle: You wouldn't last anyways. You're too dependent on food to fast. 

Not.My.Style: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M FAT?! 

ChanStyle: Hey! Bless my sensitive heart! I'm a patient in your hands and this is no way to yell at a dying person 

Not.My.Style: You are no patient and you're not dying either

ChanStyle: well, I was diagnosed with Happy Virus two years ago so technically I am ^_^

Not.My.Style: I hate you. ~_~

ChanStyle: CORRECTION- YOU LOVE ME <3 

Not.My.Style: I will slit your balls off so you can't produce babies. 

ChanStyle: Yay! :D 

Not.My.Style: Da Fuq. Seriously. GO. SEE. A. DOCTOR. 

ChanStyle: Okay...

ChanStyle: I'm talking to my doc right now :D

Not.My.Style: My image right now is getting disoriented because of you 

ChanStyle: It's not my fault. You didn't cooperate with me >_>

Not.My.Style: 

Not.My.Style: *sigh* I'll be at your dorm with dduckbokki in ten minutes. 

ChanStyle: YESH! Don't forget the ramen and steak and sushi and cereal and popcorn and hamburger and potatoes and baozis and Gucci and lays and bricks for dessert :3

Not.My.Style: 0-0... Bricks? 

-> ChanStyle is now idle... And is frolicking away

Not.My.Style: ...

Not.My.Style: My wallet slowly becoming flaccid 

This is the utmost pathetic, weird, unprofessional, ugly, gargling chapter I've ever written in my entire catnip years of my life 0-0. This is so bad, I was partially drunk from lack of sleep so yeah. But I updated and hopefully it's good and funny like my drunk mind said... =_= *sigh* Anyways what do you guys want for the next chapter? Do the poll below to tell me :3 I might hold a mini contest in which someone can become Exo's date in one of the future chapters... So stay tuned ^_^