Chat 14

-> Suho.Guardian invites WushuPanda and 10 others to "AAKXDNXKDN"

-> XiuMinseok and 10 others accepted the request 

ChanStyle: AYO WADDUP GUYS? Happy virus is back. Feels nice to have a group chat again :D 

Suho.Guardian: akxnskxnshfcjzbdjcjz.. Hai

Chensing-Machine: I feel ya bro~ This heavy boulder on my chest is being lifted now that I know I can troll again :3 

Suho.Guardian: MY BIG WENIER IS RELIEVED TOO. IT HAS ENTERED WITH ITS MAN S AMD IT SAYS HI

Not.My.Style: I was going to say... That I missed you guys but woah.. Suho. He's feisty today 

Crispy_Unicorns: My babe is on fire~ 

EyelinerBaek: Lol... The ExoM leader is finally opening up to us Exo "Kids" xD 

Not.My.Style: =_= 

Suho.Guardian: MAN S ARE Y 

Crispy_Unicorns: Yeah you go gurl~ 

Ohdult: What's wrong with Suho Hyung today? 

ChanStyle: He finally hit puberty :D

Suho.Guardian: NO... I DIDNT HIT PUBERTY. ITS NOT NICE TO HIT. :( 

XiuMinseok: Wow... 

LuLudeer: I just got back from vocal training and ack... Things got intense here. 

Guardian.Suho: DO YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF AN INTENSE ? 

LuLudeer: Uh.. No thank you dear. 0-0 

Ohdult: Is this conversation Rated R? 

ChanStyle: No.. It's only PG.

Jongin69: Nah... It's rated E for everyone. 

Suho.Guardian: I AM OUTSIDE AND I LIKE IT. 

XiuMinseok: ... Someone... Please clothe him. He's actually outside 0-0

ChanStyle: Ommo... What happened to our innocent caring leader? 

Jongin69: Suho was NEVER innocent. Trust. Me. 

Crispy_Unicorns: My ovaries exploded. Can I be the one to clothe him? 

Not.My.Style: NO. 

WushuPanda: I'm shopping and I just saw a man who looks like Suho out on the streets. HES >_<. Ew. 

LuLudeer: err.. That IS Suho. 

SquishyDO: Can someone please explain to me why Suho roaming in the streets without clothes? e_e

Jongin69: He's drunk. It's obvious. 

Suho.Guardian: YOU FAGGOTS. IM NOT DRUBK. I AM LERFECTLY NORMAL. 

EyelinerBaek: Our leader.. Who was such a perfectionist in everything now has typos in his text message. Ohoho.. He's gonna bricks when he sees this tomorrow. 

ChanStyle: Remember the time I was drunk? xD

Ohdult: HYUNG.. DONT EVEN GO THERE 

ChanStyle: lol why? It's funny. 

Jongin69: No.. It was disgusting and weird. You were basically UNHUMAN that day. Even the leader has better control over you in his drunken state. 

WushuPanda: Hey guys.. Wanna see the selfie I took with Suho a few minutes ago? 

Crispy_Unicorns: Yes please! I need to see my y Suho 

WushuPanda sent a picture: 

Crispy_Unicorns: Why is he in Gucci clothes? 

WushuPanda: Because the store ladies forced me to put clothes on his body.. 

Crispy_Unicorns: Awee why? I wanted to see him :( 

Not.My.Style: Lay.. Go away. You sound more drunk then Suho. 

Chensing-Machine: Did Suho get the clothes for free? 

WushuPanda: No I paid for the stuff. 

Not.My.Style: e_e MY MONEY..

Suho.Guardian: MY GUCCI LOOKS FABULOUS ON MY . 

XiuMinseok: I'm sure they do :3

LuLudeer: Lmao... His true colors are showing. I think his image is getting tainted right now. 

SquishyDO: Eh... More like his image is getting OUT. 

Ohdult: Lol... Let's see how much fans he has after this. XD

Crispy_Unicorns: HOW DARE YOU GUYS INSULT THE ONE AND ONLY BABE! D:<

Suho.Guardian: KRIS HAS NICE BIG IES :DD

Not.My.Style: 0-0... I have nice PECS not s 

Chensing-Machine: You have no pecs nor s Kris. You're just flab ~(*o*)~ 

Not.My.Style: Shut up troll.

Suho.Guardian: NO. YOU SHUT YOUR HOLE... Akxnskxnshfcjzbdjcjz 

EyelinerBaek: Guys... Suho finally passed out. :3

ChanStyle: GOOD

ChanStyle: THE APOCALYPSE HAS ENDED. I CAN NOW POTATOES IN PEACE. 

XiuMinseok: Have fun~ Poop out some baozis for me will ya? 

ChanStyle: NO. 

EyelinerBaek: Appreciate the art of pooping. 

Not.My.Style: I'm leaving now. Dunno why I joined in the first place =_=

-> Not.My.Style is now idle

Crispy_Unicorns: Bye~ *waves* 

As everyone can tell, the winner from the previous chapter was "make Suho get drunk." Wow.. I honestly thought the llama or Exo games was gonna win. Anyways, it was fun writing this chapter. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it as much as I do. 

Post-it: Taoism is a religion... No it's NOT created by Tao -.-

p.s. Comment subscribe upvote? TBH, this fanfic is actually what I put tears and blood into. I would appreciate that if you really enjoy fanfic please upvote this story. Thank You. ^_^