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DAILY EXOChat 10
-> Ohdult changes his name to Lover
-> Lover sends a conversation request to Jongin69
-> Jongin69 accepts the request
Lover: I finally did it Hyung!
Jongin69: ...
Jongin69: What did you do? O_o
Lover: I changed my username ^_^
Jongin69: Cool story bro... Don't tell it again >_>
-> Jongin69 leaves the chat
-> Lover re-invites Jongin69
Jongin69: What
Lover: I just wanted tell you that I had a "meeting" with Kris Hyung..
Jongin69: Mhmm... So in other words you guys made love and cheated on Luhan and Tao. Okay bye.
Lover: No. Wait... God. Why do you always assume I have with someone whenever I have a meeting? e_e
Jongin69: hmm... Dunno.. Ask your ed up brain.. and perhaps your username? *cough*
Lover: ...
Lover: Just because I change usernames doesn't mean I had an affair *crosses arms* >_>
Jongin69: Then why did you change to "Lover"?
Lover: Life is too dull... That's why.
Jongin69: Life isn't dull.. Your dull.
Lover: I'm not dull!! *pout*
Jongin69: Yes you are. You carry that same blank expression every day ._.
Jongin69 sent a picture:
Lover: Okay.. That's not everyday.. See look! I'm smiling when I see Luhan~
Jongin69: because you think of with him
Lover: My mind is NOT erted like yours e_e
Jongin69: Sure... Like right now.. You're drawing a picture of Luhan's ..
Lover: GASP! How do you know?! 0-0
Jongin69: uh.. We're in the same room...
Lover: ...
Lover: You. Are. erted
Jongin69: ?
Lover: How do you mistake a lion as a ? I was drawing a lion you dimwit.
Jongin69: dafuq? How the hell is that a lion?
Lover: Don't you see the mane? Shouldn't that clue you in that it's a LION? >_>
Jongin69: that's obviously NOT a mane...
Lover: ...
Lover sent a picture:
Jongin69: Well guess what? IM DONE WITH YOU TOO.. "PICASSO"! *throws girly punch*
-> Jongin69 is now idle
Short Update~ I hope you guys are enjoying this so far ^_^ I try to make this as close to the minds of young teenage boys so that's why this story seems erted?? Lol xD Anyways stick close guys... I might update every now and then.. :) Thank you guys for the 12 upvotes and 67-ish subbies~ You guys are awesome =D
Post-it: Apparently I'm too old to go Easter Egg Hunting ._.
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