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DAILY EXO

Chat 12

 

-> Lover sent a conversation request to SquishyDO

-> SquishyDO accepted the request 

 

SquishyDO: Who is this? 


Lover: the man who lives under the same roof as you


SquishyDO: Oookkaaayy.... 0-0 That's creepy. Do I know you? 


Lover: Hyung! How can you not recognize me? It's me!!


SquishyDO: Tell me your name stranger o.o


Lover: *facepalm* It's me... The maknae of exo =_=


SquishyDO: Tao? 

 

Lover: ...


Lover: No.. The OTHER maknae e_e


SquishyDO: Jongin?!


Lover: Da Fuq? NO! The maknae of all maknaes!!


SquishyDO: Sehun? 


Lover: yes


SquishyDO


SquishyDO: PUAHAHAHAHAHA xD


Lover: What's so funny Hyung? 


SquishyDO: that's a funny one Kai. I know it's you. 


Lover: I'm not kai... ._.


SquishyDO: OMG stop it babe... My eyes are getting sweaty from laughter 


Lover: IM NOT F***ing KAI ><


SquishyDO: oh you should stop with the act. It's getting out of hand. 


Lover: For the umpteenth time... I. AM. NOT. KAI 


SquishyDO: if you want to make out with me, Kai... All you have to say that it's you and I'll gladly accept. You don't have to be shy and pretend to be maknae. 

 

Lover: Ew NO. This is not Kai. This is OH SEHUN. 


SquishyDO: Oh you're good... I'm almost starting to believe you. 


Lover: BELIEVE ME 


SquishyDO: e_e


SquishyDO: fine. I'll believe you if you tell me what Sehun's favorite habit is.


Lover: Sticking my tongue out without knowing


SquishyDO: okay... What's his favorite drink?


Lover: Chocolate Bubbletea from Seoul's Bubble Cafe. With a dose of milk sometimes 


SquishyDO: 0-0 How does Sehun like to pee? 


Lover: Sitting on the toilet cause standing up makes to much mess and it's hard to aim at the bowl 


SquishyDO: O_O 


SquishyDO: HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT SEHUN? 


Lover: BECAUSE I AM OH SEHUN AND I TOLD YOU OF THESE THINGS =_=


SquishyDO: Kai... You're creepy. 


-> SquishyDO is now idle 


Sehun's Conscious: Maybe you should just change your username back


Lover: Shut up. 

 

 

 

 

Ayo I updated quick aye? Usually I take like a week but today... I didn't have that much of a busy schedule ^_^ Hopefully it'll STAY that way... 0-0 Anyways yeah~ The thing about Sehun and his toilet habits along with bubbletea are made up from my mind and may not be true..

P.S. Sorry for no pictures :/ I'll make sure to put one in the next chat ^_^

 

Post-it: Chen WAS my pet potato ;-;

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Taoris95 #1
Chapter 17: Please please please do me next! With Tao or Yixing or Chen. Thank you!
Haha, I love Yixing"s intro...Made me laugh so hard!
Quest94
#2
Chapter 17: Thank you again for choosing me!! This was funny even though I got rejected by Kris. :( *Tears* At least I still have Suho Oppa! <3 Good luck to those who is applying to be the next girl friend!
blublue #3
Chapter 16: Good luck on your exam :)
6November1990 #4
Chapter 15: Pls update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you! ^-^
bobbymbap
#5
Chapter 15: I want to make luhan date sehun cus they look cute together and i have upvote tgis story e_e >_< $_$
Quest94
#6
Chapter 15: Re-reading this whole fix again and it still makes me crack up hahaha. Can't wait for the update ;)
6November1990 #7
Chapter 15: Oops. Even though I didn't upvote (because I don't have any "karma" ), can you still write about Kristal???
6November1990 #8
Chapter 15: I upvoted. I would like to date Kris.
Reasons:
1) He has the same Bday as me (06/11)
2) He is cute.
3) He speaks multiple languages. 
4) I♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡KRIS!!!!!!
5 ) He likes art too.
6 ) We have alot in common.
7 ) He is my bias.
8 ) He is trendy.
9 ) He is adorable.
10)He is cute.
11)I have the ring necklace of him.
12)I would die if you do not write that I am his girlfriend.
Oh, and I already know our couple name... Since he is Kris while I am Xrystal, our couple name should be Kristal!!! ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥
Pls. Pls. I would die if you don't..............Please:'(
6November1990 #9
Chapter 15: One problem: How do you upvote???
Anyways I want to date Kris .
Reasons:
1) He has the same Bday as me (06/11)
2) He is cute.
3) He speaks alot of languages.
4) I♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡KRIS!!!!!!
Those were my reasons. Pease choose me!! Please:'(
blublue #10
Chapter 15: Finally someone proud to Chanyeol kekeke ;D