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Chat 5

 

-> Guardian.Suho invites SquishyDO and 10 others to "Say Something Nice" 


XiuMinseok: 0-0 


 
Jongin69: is it that time of the year again

 

Chensing-Machine: I guess so... 

 

ChanStyle: OOH! I love this game!! :D 

 

Ohdult: NO 

 

Ohdult: ANYTHING BUT THIS

 

Ohdult: PLEASE ;-; 

 

Crispy_Unicorns: Lol... Remember how Sehun used to love this game? XD

 

SquishyDO: Yeah... It was also the time when you almost BURNED DOWN MY KITCHEN >_> 

 

LuLudeerz: haha I love how were being friendly here ^ <3 

 

Guardian.Suho: Guys... Let's take this seriously. Manager Hyung is getting tired of us bickering constantly 

 

XiuMinseok: So? 

 

Not.My.Style: Xiumin... Be quiet before I shove your baozis up your

 

WushuPanda: what happened to being nice?? xD ^ 

 

XiuMinseok: My is too tightly stuck together so you can't stuff anything up there >_> 

 

Ohdult: then how do you poop?

 

Chensing-Machine: Very carefully... 

 

Jongin69: Yeah... Only YOU would know that =_= 

 

Chensing-machine: shut up

 

ChanStyle: oh hey guys! Remember the last time we played this game Kris got wushued by DO's ladle?? XD 

 

ChanStyle sent 2 picture(s): 

 


Crispy_Unicorns: ROFL xD 

 

EyelinerBaek: Sorry to burst your bubble but those two pics don't even contain a ladle... One's a toy hammer and the other one is a balloon =_= 

 

WushuPanda: Well someone's being precise ^ 

 

ChanStyle: Either way, Kris still got his kicked! keke.. ^-^ 

 

Not.My.Style: well someone's gossiping behind my back *cough* ^

 

ChanStyle: Ayooo! Kris! We were just talking about you! All good things, all good things... 

 

Jongin69: mhmm... Cause getting your whooped by DO is a good thing 

 

Not.My.Style: Actually, it's NOT a good thing. In fact, teach your wife good etiquette manners when handling a ladle 

 


Jongin69: okay. First of all... It's YOUR fault for getting DO angry. Otherwise, he wouldn't have done such thing to you. 

 

LuLudeerz: well someone's getting sassy. I can see a burn coming~ :D 

 


Suho.Guardian: Guys. I'm warning you. Be nice or else no more bubble tea. 

 


XiuMinseok: I think that threat is more directed toward Sehun more than us ^

 

EyelinerBaek: Agreed xD


Ohdult: D= 

 

Ohdult: Why does it have to be bubbletea? 

 

EyelinerBaek: because you've been learning from Kai ^_^

 

Jongin69: Wut ._. 

 

Ohdult: Baekhyun... Shut your trap before I squeeze your s purple 

 

Chensing-Machine: Oh you bad bad gurl~ ^ xD 

 

EyelinerBaek: See my point? 

 

ChanStyle: Sehun you know you can just let your innocence go.. (; 

 

Crispy_Unicorns: LET IT GO~ 

 

EyelinerBaek: LET IT GOO~ 

 

XiuMinseok: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! 

 

LuLudeerz: LET IT GO, LET IT GO! 

 

Not.My.Style: Turn away and slam the door... =_= 

 

ChanStyle sent 1 picture(s): 

 

Ohdult: ... 

 

Ohdult: I hate you guys ;-; 

 

-> Ohdult is now idle 

 

Chensing-Machine: well someone's emotionally hurt  ^ 

 

Jongin69: *facepalm* 

 

XiuMinseok: wow chen wow... I think all of us are smart enough to figure that out -_-

 

WushuPanda: Except for Chanyeol, whose brain is smaller than a . Credits to Kris! ^-^ 

 

ChanStyle: When will you guys stop bringing that up? ^ It's a once in a life time comment >_< 

 

EyelinerBaek: until you die son... We will keep at it until you die. 

 

WushuPanda: and perhaps we'll keep at it in our after life~ :D 

 

ChanStyle: =____= 

 

Not.My.Style: it's okay Yeol... I feel that way all the time when I hang out with these noodle heads -_- 

 

WushuPanda: lol... Noodle heads xD 

 

SquishyDO: noodle heads... Hmm... Ooh that reminds me! I'm making spaghetti today for lunch! Who wants some? 

 

Jongin69: I'll eat anything that comes from you babe <3

 

Crispy_Unicorns: Eww... That sounds nasty *throws up* 

 

Jongin69: you're the one who chose to think that way >_> 

 

Guardian.Suho: Guys... We've officially been grounded by Manager Hyung =_= 

 

XiuMinseok: Lol... Good job guys~ ^_^

 

ChanStyle: Looks like my job here is done... Peace out! 

 

-> ChanStyle is now idle 

 

Crispy_Unicorns: SWEET! We get no practice for the entire week now! *fist pumps* 

 

Guardian.Suho: Actually... That's NOT a good thing. It means that our comeback gets delayed by a month... Which translates to: THE SASAENG FANS ARE COME CHEW US UP BECAUSE WE DIDNT COMEBACK ON TIME =_= 

 

Crispy_Unicorns: D=... Imma go practice my dance moves right now..

 

Not.My.Style: You can't you moron.. We're grounded from practicing *facepalm* 

 

-> Crispy_Unicorns changes chat room name to "I'm going to practice to save my D:" 


-> Crispy_Unicorns and 10 others are now idle 

 

Guardian.Suho: *sigh* ._.

 

 

 

 

I finally updated once again ^_^ And yes... My throat is much better thank you~ 

 

Post-it: I finished my update in your bathroom... 

Your bathroom... Your welcome 

 

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Taoris95 #1
Chapter 17: Please please please do me next! With Tao or Yixing or Chen. Thank you!
Haha, I love Yixing"s intro...Made me laugh so hard!
Quest94
#2
Chapter 17: Thank you again for choosing me!! This was funny even though I got rejected by Kris. :( *Tears* At least I still have Suho Oppa! <3 Good luck to those who is applying to be the next girl friend!
blublue #3
Chapter 16: Good luck on your exam :)
6November1990 #4
Chapter 15: Pls update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you! ^-^
bobbymbap
#5
Chapter 15: I want to make luhan date sehun cus they look cute together and i have upvote tgis story e_e >_< $_$
Quest94
#6
Chapter 15: Re-reading this whole fix again and it still makes me crack up hahaha. Can't wait for the update ;)
6November1990 #7
Chapter 15: Oops. Even though I didn't upvote (because I don't have any "karma" ), can you still write about Kristal???
6November1990 #8
Chapter 15: I upvoted. I would like to date Kris.
Reasons:
1) He has the same Bday as me (06/11)
2) He is cute.
3) He speaks multiple languages. 
4) I♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡KRIS!!!!!!
5 ) He likes art too.
6 ) We have alot in common.
7 ) He is my bias.
8 ) He is trendy.
9 ) He is adorable.
10)He is cute.
11)I have the ring necklace of him.
12)I would die if you do not write that I am his girlfriend.
Oh, and I already know our couple name... Since he is Kris while I am Xrystal, our couple name should be Kristal!!! ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥
Pls. Pls. I would die if you don't..............Please:'(
6November1990 #9
Chapter 15: One problem: How do you upvote???
Anyways I want to date Kris .
Reasons:
1) He has the same Bday as me (06/11)
2) He is cute.
3) He speaks alot of languages.
4) I♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡KRIS!!!!!!
Those were my reasons. Pease choose me!! Please:'(
blublue #10
Chapter 15: Finally someone proud to Chanyeol kekeke ;D