“Please let it be a dream... It must be a dream... I’m just in a dream... La la lala laaa

~” A crazy man, Kris to be specific, was rocking back and forth on the floor.

There was a pregnancy test on his hand and the result on it showed positive. Oh! And he wasn’t the father, he was…

“The mother! I’m ing the mother! How can this handsome and manly face belong to a mother? Or this overly y body?!..” he cried stopping his swings for a while but then, after he closed his mouth, began rocking again.

It was just one time… He was thinking. I just let him top once and he ruined my y body!

He began cursing at his boyfriend. It didn’t matter whether doing it without protection or offering his boyfriend being the top was his idea, the only thing that mattered now was that his body would be ruined.

“I… I will get fat…” he sobbed. “Would Kyungsoo love me even if I got as big as a whale? No, he would probably freak out and run away.” His sobs started getting harder.

He also hated this whole morning sickness thing. He hated waking up with a sour feeling on his tummy, he hated throwing up even before washing his face or peeing. He hated it. He absolutely hated it.

I’m already bad, no scratch that, slow at learning the dances. How am I going to dance when my stomach already feels like it has a war going on inside of it? I can’t even take a step without wanting to get rid of all the soldiers inside of it!

He needed some advice. Yeah, advice… So he got himself together and got up from the floor.

He headed to the door and took his jacket. With one more look at the test, he stuffed it inside his pocket and got out.

~*~*~*~

“Hyung…” Kris mumbled. “I… kind of have a problem and I need your advice.”

“What is it?” His hyung, Leeteuk, was smiling at him. “Don’t hesitate and just tell me Kris.”

“Uh…” Kris thought of what to say but found nothing. So he decided to just show it to him.

“Hyung, this.” He handed Leeteuk the test.

Leeteuk took it and after looking it for a good two minutes, he finally found his voice back again.

“Kris, this… Kyungsoo… You… You got him pregnant?!”

“Ugh… Actually…” Kris scratched the back of his neck. “I’m pregnant.”

“HUH?!”

That was the only response he could get from the elder at that time, because Leeteuk was now unconscious.

~*~*~*~

“…So, after I set out to wonderland, Kris thought it would be better for him to come and talk with you guys and called a taxi for both of us.”  Leeteuk explained the boys of EXO the whole situation in just three minutes.

The boys had listened to him without making even one sound. It wasn’t that because they were just too shocked, they were already expecting something like this when Kris’ morning routine changed to waking up and running to the washroom from waking up and yelling at them.  It was because Kris’ frightening stare was still there even with a baby in his tummy.

Suho gulped before he said “Uh-umm… Kris, I think it would be better if you talked about this with Kyungsoo first. You know, he might want to know that he is now the fathe- oh! I mean, mother of a child.”

Almost, Kris thought. You were almost going to the other world, Kim Joonmyun. Kyungsoo being the father huh? Not possible even with me carrying the baby.

“H-hey.!” Kyungsoo shouted. “Y’all know that I’m here too, right?”

Nope, no one was aware of that fact it seemed. But Kyungsoo didn’t mind the silence of his bandmates and continued talking.

“I think we should keep the baby. Because it’s proof that I’m manlier than Kris and because it is, well, OUR child. I mean all twelve of us. We should all take care of it because the one carrying the baby is our leader.”

“I will teach him ballet!” Jongin shouted suddenly. “Leave raising him to me!” He gave Kris and Kyungsoo a thumbs up.

“Who said she was going to be a boy?! It will be a baby girl and we will take countless selcas with her!” Tao protested. “Don’t worry gege!” He, too, gave a thumbs up to the soon-to-be parents.

Seeing the angry face Kris was pulling off, Xiumin tried to change the topic by saying “Umm… Suho can handle all the work for the time being and I’m sure Luhan wouldn’t mind helping him.”

“Hey! Why am I the one helping?” Luhan shouted at Xiumin.

“Because I said so! I’m the eldest here –except Leeteuk hyung, but he went back to the wonderland it seems so he doesn’t count- so you should listen to me!”

“If you’re the eldest, why don’t you help our leader out?”

“Because I’m the eldest you dumb deer!”

Realizing that this argument would last forever, Kris and Kyungsoo decided to quietly leave the dorm.

What was I thinking when I thought that the guys could help me? Kris thought laughing at himself.

“I think we left Leeteuk hyung in there.” Kyungsoo said looking back at the door.

Kris laughed a bit more before saying “Yup! But it’s too late to go back in there. Wanna console me about my fear of being a child carrying father instead?”

“I’m the father, Kris.” Kyungsoo reminded him. “But yes.”

Come to think of it, I’m still scared as and I think I wanna puke… With thinking that, Kris emptied his already empty stomach in front of the dorm door before they walked away.

They will love my little present. He thought looking at his ‘masterpiece’ on the floor and snickering. They will absolutely love it!

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